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Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
You forgot about the time he got worms and also the photos of his rotting teeth. Dude's only got 2 pages of posts in that thread and they're absolutely incredible

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

MissEchelon posted:

That's the best thing, he's Australian. If he went to the ER it would be completely free to get totally fixed, even if he had to stay as an inpatient.

How's mental care down under?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Burt Sexual posted:

How's mental care down under?

It's down under.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Please help I read that and now my dick hurts

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

Burt Sexual posted:

How's mental care down under?

Mental health and dentistry (also relevant in this dude's case) are the only things that aren't free or heavily subsidised

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Vladimir Poutine posted:

Mental health and dentistry (also relevant in this dude's case) are the only things that aren't free or heavily subsidised

You can get a certain amount of mental health care reimbursed if you jump through a bunch of hoops, but in this dude's case it'd be nowhere near enough.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

You seem like a real rear end in a top hat Kelly, but I'm okay with your lipstick shade.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Palisader posted:

You seem like a real rear end in a top hat Kelly, but I'm okay with your lipstick shade.

She's kinda hot. But won't be in 5 years.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

I mean she acts like shes not morbidly curious , but she truly is

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

im pooping! posted:

whatever happened to sticking things in ur butt?

all old memes are new posted:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you there mate.
I've got one of these:
:nws:http://www.gaymegastore.eu/gms_en/crackstuffers-x-large-missile-33-5-x-8-8-cm.html:nws:
3.5 inches diameter, and I can get all the ridges in.
It's why I've started on the dick stretching. I have grown tired of the buthol variety.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

Everybody needs to look at the logo on that website

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Eh, she's 20, she has a lot of time to grow out of it.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Jestery posted:

The missus and I have been following the dickgoon's odyssey. She acts like shes not interested but her ears perk up when I mention it.
Better keep your eyes open or one night you'll end up with the old stick in yo dick.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Bedroom pop?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Jestery posted:

I mean she acts like shes not morbidly curious , but she truly is

How can you resist this golden opportunity to troll the living poo poo out of her by starting to mention updates, but then breaking off: "—But never mind, you don't want to hear about that."

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Vladimir Poutine posted:

Mental health and dentistry (also relevant in this dude's case) are the only things that aren't free or heavily subsidised

Mental health care is subsidised but you first have to go to your GP for a MHCP and there's a cap on free visits per year. So he could also see a psychiatrist for free about his dick problems.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Who What Now posted:

Eh, she's 20, she has a lot of time to grow out of it.

Kelly will be married and working in an office voting straight republican by the time she's 30.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Dreddout posted:

quote:

3.5 inches diameter, and I can get all the ridges in.

Well, would you look at that. Another link I will never click.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

After a long day on the flesh-battlfield, you need to unwind with a nice warm one.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Would.....crack a warm one open...

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Ugh, shave your can.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

bean_shadow posted:

Bedroom pop?

Urban Dictionary posted:

A genre DIY indie music, bedroom pop is characterized by its lo-fi quality and often contemplative lyrics. Bedroom pop share elements with other indie genres including shoegaze, dream pop, jangle pop, and emo. Guitars and vocals often feature heavy use of reverb or delay.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

dordreff posted:

You can get a certain amount of mental health care reimbursed if you jump through a bunch of hoops, but in this dude's case it'd be nowhere near enough.

all old memes are new posted:

I will get my god drat middle finger knuckled deep into my cock so help me god

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

After a long day on the flesh-battlfield, you need to unwind with a nice warm one.

Pictured: The diameter the Ausgoon wishes his urethra to be one day.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

The hoop is his penis hole

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Well, would you look at that. Another link I will never click.
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Without clicking I thought he was talking about his butt. 3.5" isn't something to brag about.
But no. No. No. No.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Inzombiac posted:

Without clicking I thought he was talking about his butt. 3.5" isn't something to brag about.
But no. No. No. No.

Wait what? That was just an ugly butt plug, right goons? :stonklol:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


This managed not to tell me anything that's quite the accomplishment.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

TotalLossBrain posted:

Wait what? That was just an ugly butt plug, right goons? :stonklol:

Yes, that really is for his butt. Sounding won't stretch that far no matter what the internet will tell you.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Intoluene posted:

Yes, that really is for his butt. Sounding won't stretch that far no matter what the internet will tell you.

Well now we all know why he had a bleeding penis today.

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!

LethalGeek posted:

This managed not to tell me anything that's quite the accomplishment.

It is Hipsters trying to be Mazzy Star

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Thing is, when you go to the urologist and they put a fibre optic camera down your urethra, it's not that much smaller. There's usually more lube and medical supervision, though.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Hihohe posted:

So youre saying he'd learn nothing from this situation and would be back to unpissing rods in no time.
Australia is a prison colony for a reason.

penile colony (of bees)

rldmoto
Oct 17, 2011

AUG Thread: I have grown tired of the buthol variety

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
The austhread saga continues

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=338&perpage=40#post466475903

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Jesus Christ straya.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Fathis Munk posted:

Jesus Christ straya.

We take no responsibility for the actions of this man.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Yeah nah

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Captain Candyblood
Aug 19, 2013

*The worse insults for the likpas and phallos as well.
It's my day off and all I want to do is rest and turn my brain off. Instead I'm looking at a man who can stuff three fingers inside his foreskin and pours honey down his dick. My life is in shambles.

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