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turnip kid
May 24, 2010

Homeless Friend posted:

lmao just had a look at bolton's twitter and I'm really digging this style



he looks like the mad professor from felix the cat that spanks himself when he fails

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Thank you baloogan

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
more more more !!! more zoom more ZOOM

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

So like would renting a storage unit and filling it with cooking oil and medical supplies be a good idea or is that like the first place people will look for caches?

Asking for a friend.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Lastgirl posted:

some could say fallout was actually a sim, not an rpg


got your bug out kit fam?

I actually do have a bag full of MREs in my garage but mostly so they aren't in my house taking up space

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

radical meme posted:

At this point, it seems like a truism that U.S. capitalism's rush towards global trade has scarred the American working class; all of it, not just white working class. It's also true that part of the offshoring is definitely due to U.S. regulations and wage requirements. I guess Trump could remove all regulations and get rid of the hourly wage all together. Do we really want Cleveland to have the air quality of Beijing and everyone working two jobs just to make the house payment? There's trade offs that are going to have to be made, I'm just not sure how ready the U.S. workforce is to make them.

They don't want to pay any trade-offs and they want something that's never, ever going to happen and all the while as we fight about it robotics and artificial intelligence are improving to make it so there's literally no use for unskilled labor in the marketplace sooner rather than later

Submit to death already dude

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I'm curious too, I am seriously going to bury 10k or so worth of supplies and i'd like more survival tips

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Homeless Friend posted:

lmao just had a look at bolton's twitter and I'm really digging this style



I like this "80's montage" approach to Twitter wallpaper.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
live like a mouse, huddled in the ground, or die like a tiger rolling around on the ground in your yard screaming obscenities?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



so i guess the thread title just changes on the hour now or something

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

a helpful bear posted:

live like a mouse, huddled in the ground, or die like a tiger rolling around on the ground in your yard screaming obscenities?

id like my family to have many years of being all "lol baloogan was right" before dying of radiation poisoning

im gonna die in the first couple of days groping blind through the shattered glass shouting deafly about globalists and demons

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

Looks like the nite crew cult compound is back in business

🍑

Im the I'll make the wiki

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

triple sulk posted:

so i guess the thread title just changes on the hour now or something

its an excellent one 🍑

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
No Liberal Crime Squad Let's Play? :sad:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Ahh, those lovely moments of Ben Carson's 7th day adventist homicidal ideation.

https://twitter.com/CelesteKatzNYC/status/798658443787767808

Each a pearl to be treasured.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ur a 🍑, nite crew

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

mrmcd posted:

So like would renting a storage unit and filling it with cooking oil and medical supplies be a good idea or is that like the first place people will look for caches?

Asking for a friend.

Why in the world would you need to cache cooking oil? Are you planning to open a restaurant after the apocalypse.

And seriously is this the liberal equivalent of people hoarding guns in response to Obamas presidency or should we actually be doing this as a precaution?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
an apricot is just a poorman's 🍑


so sayeth the writ of Donald Trump Sr., human pumpkin

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Bethamphetamine posted:

Ahh, those lovely moments of Ben Carson's 7th day adventist homicidal ideation.

https://twitter.com/CelesteKatzNYC/status/798658443787767808

Each a pearl to be treasured.

one of hte finest neurosurgeions in the world prob does know how to loving torture people if u open up their brain, like beyond anyhting u could do to someone without their brian open

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

crazy cloud posted:

John, of House Bolton :wth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0y2gYoqOnA

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Bethamphetamine posted:

Ahh, those lovely moments of Ben Carson's 7th day adventist homicidal ideation.

https://twitter.com/CelesteKatzNYC/status/798658443787767808

Each a pearl to be treasured.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i42Smtbmeg

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Still never fixed those peaches

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lotta fruit in this election


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🌽







🍆

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Baloogan posted:

one of hte finest neurosurgeions in the world prob does know how to loving torture people if u open up their brain, like beyond anyhting u could do to someone without their brian open




i concur :o:

what state secrets could he reveal from the russian autocrats by reading their brain creases and then lobotomize them to make sure they never report the incident 🍑

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ben carson probably opened up a egyptian mummy's brain

and revalled the screts of the pyramids from the mummy brain creases

that they werent in fact an grain silo

but a preservative silo

peaches make great preservatives and are a tasty spread and its what preserved the mummies

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Vladimir Putin posted:

Why in the world would you need to cache cooking oil? Are you planning to open a restaurant after the apocalypse.

And seriously is this the liberal equivalent of people hoarding guns in response to Obamas presidency or should we actually be doing this as a precaution?

showbiz_liz posted:

Hot tips from somebody who survived the siege of Sarajevo:

"What people tend to really wish they'd planned for, but don't:

1) cooking oil
2) toilet paper, paper towels
3) spices, herbs, pepper and salt
4) sugar, chocolate (especially for its fat), candy, honey
5) soap, shampoo, cleaning products
6) seeds for easy-to-grow stuff
7) vitamins
8) if you can keep a couple of hens, you won't regret it.

Nothing's as tradeable (relative to effort) as eggs!

Aside from the last three, these things can be stored for a long, long time. And in reality, #6 and #7 would be good for a few years.

I am a Sarajevan who lived during the siege with no heat, electricity, water, phone (etc) for the most of a three-year period. What's on the list above is what I was almost always missing. We got "dry" food packages from various sources. These tended to be Truman eggs (good for a little protein, but thats about it), macaroni, rice, powder potatoes, Vietnam-era "biscuits" - supposedly with vitamins, but these were from the late 1960s and of dubious nutritional value.

What was missing was: fat, protein, flavor and variety. Boiling was the only way to cook things, due to lack of any cooking oils. To fry something was a rare miracle - even if you were frying reconstituted potatoes from powder. And to have a little pepper or salt was nirvana."

I wanna live out the apocalypse as a canola oil baron dudes.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i love how carson was like "lol nope" to the trump administration

i miss that hes not gonna be part of this farce tho

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Baloogan posted:

i love how carson was like "lol nope" to the trump administration

i miss that hes not gonna be part of this farce tho

do u think carson opened tormps head and to his horror

founnd that turmps brain was the smoothest human brain there was

no cerebral creases to be found

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Venom Snake posted:

Thank you baloogan



Never 4get.

EDIT: oh wait it wasnt him who made it, oh well. a good testament to why you should learn to swim if youre gonna catch fish

JosefStalinator fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Nov 16, 2016

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Baloogan posted:

one of hte finest neurosurgeions in the world prob does know how to loving torture people if u open up their brain, like beyond anyhting u could do to someone without their brian open

guessing he's thinking more about drugs

a "not-torture" r&d program could make some hosed up designer drugs for those purposes if they wanted to for sure

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

Serf posted:

if there are elections in 2020 I will eat a MAGA hat

Is this the first :toxx: of the post-election?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

lmfao :wow:

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



Lastgirl posted:

do u think carson opened tormps head and to his horror

founnd that turmps brain was the smoothest human brain there was

no cerebral creases to be found

He would try to warn us but everyone would just be like haha that ben carson what a nut.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

with my hens i will live like a king in the wasteland

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/798640186435530752

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

mrmcd posted:

I wanna live out the apocalypse as a canola oil baron dudes.

dying for mrmcd's peanut oil profits !

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

We should give captured suspected terrorists lots of ketamine. And weed. They should just be high 24/7. Crazy high.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
lmao the white house is gonna have a skeleton crew

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I think we are up to WW 6

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