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drrockso20 posted:Well I got an interview at a Subway for a job tomorrow, if that works out then the odds are good I might have the occasional story for this thread My friend worked at Subway all four years of college. I'd pick her up after work and she'd smell like rear end puke from space after being around the bread all day, for some reason. Also, she told me that pickle juice would get in the holes of the gloves. That's the only bad stuff she ever told me about the food itself, although she had lots of funny stories about people eating a gallon of mayonnaise slapped on naked bread and similar disgusting fuckery. Good luck at the interview! I hope you get it! Please send me a 12-inch veggie burger, extra olives, no onions, oil and vinegar dressing. (I have not been to Subway in five years or so.) e: ITALIAN HERBS AND CHEESE
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drrockso20 posted:Well I got an interview at a Subway for a job tomorrow, if that works out then the odds are good I might have the occasional story for this thread Please put me on the Wall of Tough Guys
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Data Graham posted:Why do mediocre middling-sized fast food burgers get all this horrified existential reaction and yet a good homemade burger, with all the same ingredients and about twice as much of everything, or even just a well put together burger from a place like in-n-out or five guys, gets treated like the yardstick of middle class gourmet quality I always love it when the "reviewer" feels dizzy and their vision is blurred from taking a bite out of a sandwich. It's time to see a doctor if that happens to you.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:My friend worked at Subway all four years of college. I'd pick her up after work and she'd smell like rear end puke from space after being around the bread all day, for some reason. Also, she told me that pickle juice would get in the holes of the gloves. That's the only bad stuff she ever told me about the food itself, although she had lots of funny stories about people eating a gallon of mayonnaise slapped on naked bread and similar disgusting fuckery. Thanks, and I agree Italian Herbs & Cheese bread is the best one Pastry of the Year posted:Please put me on the Wall of Tough Guys I'll admit I don't quite get this joke
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drrockso20 posted:I'll admit I don't quite get this joke http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01032003
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zandert33 posted:I always love it when the "reviewer" feels dizzy and their vision is blurred from taking a bite out of a sandwich. I'm not here for Ben Stein's dry food reviews so the hyperbole is right up my alley personally.
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Well didn't even get to do the interview, turns out the Subway that called me for the interview was one that's too far away for me to get to(don't have a Driver's license and it's too far to be able to get anyone to drive me there on a regular basis) I'll admit this has me pretty depressed now
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drrockso20 posted:Well didn't even get to do the interview, turns out the Subway that called me for the interview was one that's too far away for me to get to(don't have a Driver's license and it's too far to be able to get anyone to drive me there on a regular basis) I've been there and it's awful man. I'm sorry.
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drrockso20 posted:Well didn't even get to do the interview, turns out the Subway that called me for the interview was one that's too far away for me to get to(don't have a Driver's license and it's too far to be able to get anyone to drive me there on a regular basis) It's okay. here, I made you some sandwiches, and you can choose which one you want: You can have ham...  I didn't want to get too fancy, and I'm worried about your nitrate levels.  I also have a bacon and egg sammie, if you prefer.  The egg came from a VERY small chicken. This is apparently pulled pork!  See the ridges on those pickles? They mean "sadness" in pickle language. Too much pork, you say? No problem! This has no pork, although I wouldn't describe it as kosher:  Yeah, nothing kosher about that. Oh, vegetarian? Got you covered, fam.  MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD. I hope you like my cooking, comb fap a beef!
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-cr9cLJZ3s  But why?Owner/Chef posted:It's kind of a surprise because you never know what it's going to do. It could just dribble out, it could shoot out.." Aceofblue has a new favorite as of 07:47 on Nov 15, 2016 |
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Nov 15, 2016 07:44
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This is the worst thing and they should have called it the burgkake
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It's more gross than a cyst-popping video.
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I definitely would eat that but I don't know why it has to "explode" that much. There's no way you could eat that and not just make a huge mess. If they used thicker cheese or just used less than in that video I would without hesitation.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I definitely would eat that but I don't know why it has to "explode" that much. There's no way you could eat that and not just make a huge mess. If they used thicker cheese or just used less than in that video I would without hesitation. Yeah, I'm not sure why someone came up with this as a "desirable" feature. On that note, I was never a big fan of Gushers, either. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_Gushers fake edit: Holy poo poo, these still exist? God, I hated those loving commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqfvlauFMAk fake-er edit: HAHAHAHA just kidding, my mom says I'm not allowed to eat fruit snacks. 
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Nov 15, 2016 12:09
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Gushers were amazing, you take that back.
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Gushers are really weird among candies aggressively marked to children because they actually contain real fruit and they don't have any HFCS.
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Nov 15, 2016 14:35
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:This is apparently pulled pork!
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drrockso20 posted:Well didn't even get to do the interview, turns out the Subway that called me for the interview was one that's too far away for me to get to(don't have a Driver's license and it's too far to be able to get anyone to drive me there on a regular basis) That's really rough, sorry
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Gushers are really weird among candies aggressively marked to children because they actually contain real fruit and they don't have any HFCS.
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Yawgmoth posted:Whoa really? Totally gonna go out and buy some gushers tonight now. Melt them down in some kind of mulled winter drink so you can post it here in this thread.
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Nov 15, 2016 19:59
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 Just found this on Imgur, and frankly I'm horrified
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Yawgmoth posted:Is that a hot dog with spaghetti-os, froot loops, and... some kind of noodle? Perhaps it's a small pasta.
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Nov 15, 2016 21:04
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Yawgmoth posted:Whoa really? Totally gonna go out and buy some gushers tonight now. I'm not sure sugar + fructose + corn syrup is that much of an improvement over HFCS, and the only juice that it has more than 2% of is grape. 
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Nov 15, 2016 21:49
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ulmont posted:I'm not sure sugar + fructose + corn syrup is that much of an improvement over HFCS, and the only juice that it has more than 2% of is grape. Make the gushers infused vodka
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Nov 15, 2016 21:51
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ulmont posted:I'm not sure sugar + fructose + corn syrup is that much of an improvement over HFCS, and the only juice that it has more than 2% of is grape.
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Nov 15, 2016 23:18
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zedprime posted:The first ingredient being pears from concentrate is a bigger win than any juice inclusion but its probably in an amount that doesn't really move the fiber content from candy level to even approaching fruit level. If you're going maximum health nut you should probably never eat anything sweeter than fruit but there's plenty of gummy snacks that are just sugar and binder. Consider that HFCS could also be alled "Corn Juice Concentrate."
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CommonShore posted:Consider that HFCS could also be alled "Corn Juice Concentrate." More like, consider that it is all fructose and glucose, and your body processes it exactly the same whether it is corn syrup, pear juice, or cane sugar. The only people that give a poo poo about HFCS are the ones that don't understand chemistry.
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Dienes posted:More like, consider that it is all fructose and glucose, and your body processes it exactly the same whether it is corn syrup, pear juice, or cane sugar. The only people that give a poo poo about HFCS are the ones that don't understand chemistry. 
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Don't eat junk food
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PCOS Bill posted:Don't eat.
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PCOS Bill posted:Don't
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PCOS Bill posted:t eat
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I also have a bacon and egg sammie, if you prefer. a)  Quail egg sandwich.b) New thread title?
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Nov 16, 2016 06:10
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Irrecystable.
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cash crab posted:a) I vote "yes," but I'm biased.     thank goodness that is a fake mr skeltal e: At least, the ribcage is fake.
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Nov 16, 2016 12:23
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zedprime posted:The first ingredient being pears And the next four ingredients are all sugar. Still, that's gotta be at least 20% fruit, so, y'know, well done there! Suddenly missing Gushers down here in New Zealand.
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Dienes posted:The only people that give a poo poo about HFCS are the ones that don't understand chemistry. And the ones who hate how it tastes edit: and the ones who oppose excessive corn subsidies and aren't fond of the corn lobby GOTTA STAY FAI has a new favorite as of 14:21 on Nov 16, 2016 |
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Brown beet sugar best sugar. Pictured; proper Belgian brown sugar pie AKA best pie 
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