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Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013


He could bark at the boat passing by, but he doesn't. He's a good boy. He knows there will be more boats in time, endless opportunities to bark, and more afternoons of pure contentment.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Stupid thread, be more funny!

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Facebook Aunt posted:

That's just entertainment to dogs though. Hey look, a floating rat carcass!

He's probably frustrated he can't figure out a way to coat himself in it's stench.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZGY0wPAnus&t=285s

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Memento posted:

Yeah if you haven't played it, this game is My Summer Car and it's the best game released this year.
The feature list does sound intriguing.

Does have graphics of some sort
Listen drunk people talk
Drunk NPC's
Passing out and waking up in random place
Ability to steal fuel
Ability to chop wood for money


Plus the website looks like it's from 1998. I like that.
"Early Access" (= buggy and slow as hell) and "Permadeath" (= lose dozens of hours of progress after one tiny mistake) are keeping me from spending any money on this, though. Perkele!

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Afriscipio posted:

He could bark at the boat passing by, but he doesn't. He's a good boy. He knows there will be more boats in time, endless opportunities to bark, and more afternoons of pure contentment.

He just waits for the corpses of his enemies to float by.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

PaulBearer posted:

The feature list does sound intriguing.

Does have graphics of some sort
Listen drunk people talk
Drunk NPC's
Passing out and waking up in random place
Ability to steal fuel
Ability to chop wood for money


Plus the website looks like it's from 1998. I like that.
"Early Access" (= buggy and slow as hell) and "Permadeath" (= lose dozens of hours of progress after one tiny mistake) are keeping me from spending any money on this, though. Perkele!

There is always save scumming, if permadeath is that bothersome to you.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Mezzanine posted:

Why didn't I see this parallel!
Hillary = The Viper
Trump = The Mountain
Putin = Cersei and / or Tywin

Here's an :effort: post:




Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Bart Fargo posted:

I think this image is the new definition of "peaceful." Seriously, I wish I was that dog more than I've wished for anything else, basically ever.

I too wish I were now dead.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

Here's an :effort: post:






this is real bad

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

PaulBearer posted:

The feature list does sound intriguing.

Does have graphics of some sort
Listen drunk people talk
Drunk NPC's
Passing out and waking up in random place
Ability to steal fuel
Ability to chop wood for money


Plus the website looks like it's from 1998. I like that.
"Early Access" (= buggy and slow as hell) and "Permadeath" (= lose dozens of hours of progress after one tiny mistake) are keeping me from spending any money on this, though. Perkele!

TBF, it seems like the type of game where "buggy" is actually a selling point.

hillo
Dec 19, 2012

by zen death robot

MizPiz posted:

TBF, it seems like the type of game where "buggy" is actually a selling point.

Well physics bugs is on the "implemented features" list so

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Biplane posted:

this is real bad

I think it's a really good real bad, though.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

PaulBearer posted:

"Early Access" (= buggy and slow as hell) and "Permadeath" (= lose dozens of hours of progress after one tiny mistake) are keeping me from spending any money on this, though. Perkele!
This is one of those games where the jank is part of the charm. And the permadeath is optional, you can play without it so you'll just respawn at the village cemetary when you die.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Biplane posted:

this is real bad
No argument here.

Mostly I just had an idea of a screaming Lena Dunham when Hillary lost and worked backwards from there, and also didn't want to spend more than five minutes on it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

DrBouvenstein posted:

No argument here.

Mostly I just had an idea of a screaming Lena Dunham when Hillary lost and worked backwards from there, and also didn't want to spend more than five minutes on it.

That picture of Lena Dunham is probably one of the best I've seen of her because it was stretched out and cropped so much. That alone makes it funny to me.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Biplane posted:

this is real bad

I agree, extremely poor photo shopping skills

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Mezzanine posted:

Why didn't I see this parallel!
Hillary = The Viper
Trump = The Mountain
Putin = Cersei and / or Tywin

I think they mean https://www.themountain.com/usa/ this Mountain

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/HurdyIV/status/798280659978457088

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


A Moose posted:

I think they mean https://www.themountain.com/usa/ this Mountain

I did and sadly the Trump shirt is kinda lame https://www.themountain.com/epic-trump-t-shirt/

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Len posted:

I did and sadly the Trump shirt is kinda lame https://www.themountain.com/epic-trump-t-shirt/

Too dignified imo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

:siren::siren::siren:WAITER CIS VEHICLE:siren::siren::siren:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

:siren::siren::siren:WAITER CIS VEHICLE:siren::siren::siren:

Sir... This is an Arby's Drive Thru.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

I didn't realize they took my brother in the middle of work.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Not sure whether this belongs here or in IOSM but it's amazing nonetheless.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The gently caress is he even talking about?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gorilla Salad posted:

The gently caress is he even talking about?

Drugs are a hell of a drug

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:


Not sure whether this belongs here or in IOSM but it's amazing nonetheless.

They just loving arrested a serial killer?

And there's a few sitting on death row a few miles away from me, at the former home of Ted Bundy.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



But serial killers are over.

Or at least they were, THANKS OBAMA

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:


Not sure whether this belongs here or in IOSM but it's amazing nonetheless.

It's not bad but he does make it a bit too obvious towards the end

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




SurreptitiousMuffin posted:


Not sure whether this belongs here or in IOSM but it's amazing nonetheless.

Considering it's a made up thing- for some reason- I'd say that here is perfect.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nps6rh3UgO1qdxd3q.mp4#_=_

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Is this by the same guy who did the big portrait with Jesus in the center and all the Republicans and god-fearin' folk on the left and the snobby atheist professors and college students looking all upset on the right? I'd like to the see the original again, all I have is the Lovecrafted one.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
To be fair, the Lovecrafted one kicks loving arse.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Gorilla Salad posted:

To be fair, the Lovecrafted one kicks loving arse.



You know, every time I see this I can never seem to find the original.

Edit: Lobster already said the same thing. Derp.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






That's not what you guys were talking about right? Because that was really easy to find.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



RareAcumen posted:



That's not what you guys were talking about right? Because that was really easy to find.

Is the guy next to the Marine holding a copy of George McFly's "A Match Made in Space"?

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Oct 30, 2009

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