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Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

Ignite Memories posted:

You would not BELIEVE how much Vin Diesel got paid every time he said "I Am Groot"

I keep clicking this but it isn't taking me anywhere, my browser is broken

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Selachian posted:

The Lex Luthor of Earth-3 (the Crime Syndicate's world) actually did transform by yelling "MAZAHS!"

Not surprised an actual comic beat me to it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Chinaman7000 posted:

I keep clicking this but it isn't taking me anywhere, my browser is broken

Don't worry, I know one weird trick to fix it. Computer repair men hate me.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Don't worry, I know one weird trick to fix it. Computer repair men hate me.

Tbf I am not a computer repair man and I hate you

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

bunnyofdoom posted:

Tbf I am not a computer repair man and I hate you

You've made me a computer despair man :(

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

You've made me a computer despair man :(

I can't find your Electric Company origin issue anywhere :smith:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The best part about Black Adam is that he also gets his powers by invoking the power of SHAZAM. But his SHAZAM acronym is different from Shazam's, Adam's is Egyptian while Shazam's is Greco-Roman. But they can trick one another by invoking SHAZAM and getting the other person hit by the lightning bolt to take away their powers, or intercept the lightning to empower themselves if they are in mundane form.

The point is is that DC wizards are lazy, unimaginative dickholes.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

a new japanese shazam shows up and the wizards start scrambling to find a shinto god that starts with a "z"

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Are you making GBS threads me, the original version has Solomon in there, they can stick some pot-maker from a 16th-century play in there and it'll be just as legit.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


poly and open-minded posted:

a new japanese shazam shows up and the wizards start scrambling to find a shinto god that starts with a "z"

"The strength of Goku from Dragonball Z!"

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

poly and open-minded posted:

a new japanese shazam shows up and the wizards start scrambling to find a shinto god that starts with a "z"

That's an easy one to cheat, the strength of Izanagi!

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Gavok posted:

"The strength of Goku from Dragonball Z!"

Z was only added at the Saiyan Saga of the anime, the manga was always just Dragon Ball! :colbert:

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

poly and open-minded posted:

a new japanese shazam shows up and the wizards start scrambling to find a shinto god that starts with a "z"

The Japanese Shazam would only have the power of three gods.

Gummy Joe
Aug 16, 2007


Well, I wouldn't have Ol' Chomper here, that's for sure!
Don't forget Mad Magazine's contribution to the Marvel Family:


(Mad Magazine #5)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Gummy Joe posted:

Don't forget Mad Magazine's contribution to the Marvel Family:


(Mad Magazine #5)

"Ox, power of another" cracked me up. :D

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
For some reason this bit from Bizarro comics always got me:



(please excuse the lack of scanner...it's, uh, in the shop)

The whole story isn't even well written but I loves the visuals and the dumb names because I love dumb stuff.

(EDIT: That's from the 2001 Bizarro Comics hardcover)

joehonkie fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Nov 16, 2016

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Nipponophile posted:

The Japanese Shazam would only have the power of three gods.

I'm sure glad I'm not the only loser who immediately thought that.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
Better without context:



Jimmy Olsen #85, I think?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

joehonkie posted:

Better without context:



Jimmy Olsen #85, I think?

I can't take this as anything other than Jimmy wishing he could ride a wiener.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I can't take this as anything other than Jimmy wishing he could ride a wiener.

"...and not just a regular one. A huge one. I'm talking horse weiner."

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Wasn't there a Shazam/Scooby Doo cross-over recently?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

ConfusedUs posted:

Wasn't there a Shazam/Scooby Doo cross-over recently?



Yes, yes there was.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

WickedHate posted:



Yes, yes there was.

Wait no I need this now.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Another month, another bunch of amusing Squirrel Girl panels (lucky #13 #14 this time around).







(The translation on Wolverine's package clinched this one for me).

Chinston Wurchill fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Nov 17, 2016

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Guardian and Vindicator must be real sad about that Captain America figure. You'd assume the couple that are basically two Captain Canadas would get a spot over Sam in Maple Leaf cosplay.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I love that Canadian Iron Man is just Iron Man with a hat.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


This is a good time to point out Wolverine was very nearly a hardcore Quebec separatist when he was originally created. That idea came after the hyper-evolved Wolverine, naturally.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Lurdiak posted:

This is a good time to point out Wolverine was very nearly a hardcore Quebec separatist when he was originally created. That idea came after the hyper-evolved Wolverine, naturally.

poo poo, that would have been amazing

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lurdiak posted:

This is a good time to point out Wolverine was very nearly a hardcore Quebec separatist when he was originally created. That idea came after the hyper-evolved Wolverine, naturally.

Would he have tried to carve Quebec out of Canada with his claws like Bugs Bunny sawing Florida off?

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

WickedHate posted:



Yes, yes there was.

I would legitimately read an ongoing about Velma Dinkley and the power of JINKIES.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Zeeman posted:

poo poo, that would have been amazing

They (sorta) ended up using that for Northstar and Aurora later on.

Lobok posted:

Would he have tried to carve Quebec out of Canada with his claws like Bugs Bunny sawing Florida off?

Haha. If nothing else, we would've gotten an amazing tantrum issue after the 96 referendum.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Test Pattern posted:

I would legitimately read an ongoing about Velma Dinkley and the power of JINKIES.

Velma being Mary Marvel-ized would basically be Daphne. That'd be awkward.

Lurdiak posted:

They (sorta) ended up using that for Northstar and Aurora later on.


Haha. If nothing else, we would've gotten an amazing tantrum issue after the 96 referendum.

"Be here next month, True Believers for the battle you've all been waiting for! It's the ultimate showdown! WOLVERINE vs. THE ANGLOS!"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
So instead he wound up being a hurtin' Albertan

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Black Adam. ;) Black Bolt doesn't talk nearly enough for them to cast my favorite wrestler for it.

...I say that, but Vin Diesel happily recorded "I Am Groot" hundreds of times to make sure he got the right inflections, so maybe Rock would play Black Bolt.

There was a rumor that Diesel would also play Black Bolt, but that's not gonna happen now that Inhumans was switched from movie to TV series.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

smashpro1 posted:

There was a rumor that Diesel would also play Black Bolt, but that's not gonna happen now that Inhumans was switched from movie to TV series.

Yeah, Big Daddy Cool is way out of their price range.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Phy posted:

So instead he wound up being a hurtin' Albertan

Wolverine has really strong feelings about the provincial NDP, for the love of God don't bring it up.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

joehonkie posted:

Better without context:



Jimmy Olsen #85, I think?

Was the phrase that he used that was taken literally "I want to ride the baloney pony"? Because if it wasn't that, I got nothing.

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

Breetai posted:

Was the phrase that he used that was taken literally "I want to ride the baloney pony"? Because if it wasn't that, I got nothing.

It's off-panel but it's vaguely implied to be "I want a weiner like a horse."

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I really want that Palactus figure

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ok I'm behind on comics because I only keep up with Unlimited but is Natasha Captain Russia now or did they just give her a shield so she could have accessories?

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