TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Montasque posted:

lol too late Ben

Eddard Ballstark

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:16

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 20:26

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/kgbt/status/798254159254474752

How come every time something like this happens at least one of the fuckers has Wayne as a middle name. That "Richard Wayne Gary Wayne" joke from Kimmy Schmidt was exactly right

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# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:16

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol too late Ben

Eddard Ballstark

hisssssshey donald would you care for a hissssssbite o

oh poo poo lol you already ate the drat thing core and all alright later

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:18

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Trump should make his finalists compete for a security clearance

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:18

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/798979865605210112

one step closer to that primetime special~~~~~~

I'm pretty sure the game show format at this point is that the loser ends up being appointed. The winning prize is getting away.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:20

MasterControl: Jul 28, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Philthy posted:

1991 was still the BBS era.

What would sa be like as a bbs? Kyrandia text adventures!

Someone surely has made ascii art of sa, right?

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:20

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

lol Rudy Guiliani may not be considered for ethical reasons for AG.

Regretting the "We should use military force against the Russians" line when your leader is a goddamn Russian puppet, Guiliani?

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:22

polysynth: Dec 12, 2006; rock out

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/798979871619694592

word sounds good

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:22

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Srs question whenever trump doesn't actually fill all the white house staff roles and just logistically can't even schedule meetings and such because they don't actually have enough people to answer phones/etc what actually happens

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:23

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Philthy posted:

Terminator 2 and Boyz n the Hood and My Own Private Idaho

Not a joke: When I was 7 years old and my parents jokingly told me we were going to see a Carebears movie, which I thought sounded not all that fun, and then took me to Terminator 2.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:23

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Wolfsheim posted:

Srs question whenever trump doesn't actually fill all the white house staff roles and just logistically can't even schedule meetings and such because they don't actually have enough people to answer phones/etc what actually happens

The government falls into disarray and chief functions aren't carried out leading to massive inefficiencies that spiral downward to the level that it actually impacts our lives.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:24

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Wolfsheim posted:

Srs question whenever trump doesn't actually fill all the white house staff roles and just logistically can't even schedule meetings and such because they don't actually have enough people to answer phones/etc what actually happens

We blame Obama.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:25

Next-Gen: Sep 22, 2004; Ted Nugent is the next generation in Joint Combat soldiers

trump just selected me as the secretary of agriculture because i sold him a hamburger once

maga

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:25

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Al! posted:

found the shoe

Been Garrison to being awfully forgiving with a nude Trump there

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:27

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Wolfsheim posted:

Srs question whenever trump doesn't actually fill all the white house staff roles and just logistically can't even schedule meetings and such because they don't actually have enough people to answer phones/etc what actually happens

not much

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:29

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

skylined! posted:

Been Garrison to being awfully forgiving with a nude Trump there

At some point I hope the biblical trump keeps going and we get a "Lot" trump and a "Job" Trump at some point.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:31

kibaces: Jul 11, 2016

Covok posted:

The government falls into disarray and chief functions aren't carried out leading to massive inefficiencies that spiral downward to the level that it actually impacts our lives.

Yeah maybe
but think about this:
Bernie
Porn

(President of Epic-MRA)

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:31

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Can you literally apply for jobs at the white house through Trump's website?

I am an accountant with no CPA (yet) and less than 2 months of experience, can I be head of the Federal Reserve?

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:32

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Covok posted:

Can you literally apply for jobs at the white house through Trump's website?

I am an accountant with no CPA (yet) and less than 2 months of experience, can I be head of the Federal Reserve?

You sound free of swamp juice

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:34

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Lastgirl posted:

i cant imagine being upset in 1991 other than the fact that

ended its run.

for some reason the first thing that popped into my head was pandora peaks

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:34

The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

polysynth posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/798979871619694592

word sounds good

uh huh...well that is just our crazy UNCLE JOE BIDEN better go make a meme about him now to post on FB

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:35

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/798939901001662464

I really thought at the end of this the Trump family would've performed their "The Aristocrats!" routine.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:37

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Consummate Professional posted:

You sound free of swamp juice

Unfortunately, full of swamp gas.

Maybe I can appeal to the "every group needs a funny fat guy" angle for the job. America will be laughing as I secretly convert us to socialism from with in the federal reserve...somehow.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:37

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

quote:

At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."

http://www.lennyletter.com/politics/a608/dont-agonize-organize/

Lena wants to be a leader of the movement.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:38

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Bert Roberge posted:

I really thought at the end of this the Trump family would've performed their "The Aristocrats!" routine.

Why do the punchline now when they have 8 years to set it up?

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:38

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

polysynth posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/798979871619694592

word sounds good

Looks like Joe's putting bourbon on his cornflakes again

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:38

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

deathbysnusnu posted:

At some point I hope the biblical trump keeps going and we get a "Lot" trump and a "Job" Trump at some point.

For once I now also hope the Trump will be the greatest Job president God ever made. Minus the part where he gets all his poo poo back.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:39

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Montasque posted:

http://www.lennyletter.com/politics/a608/dont-agonize-organize/

Lena wants to be a leader of the movement.

Is her boyfriend still the dingus with a Hitler youth haircut from that band fun

God what a miserable couple of people

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:39

orange sky: May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/FT/status/798981482282786821

So I guess people are frustrated they have no one to talk to in the middle of nowhere and they protested by voting Trump. Do people in towns with that kind of poo poo population density really think that the jobs are coming back? And because...? Why would they if there are no workers, especially not young people

Some dumb poo poo this

orange sky fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Nov 16, 2016

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:40

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

how can 89% of one voter vote for trump

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:42

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/FT/status/798981482282786821

cracked ran an article about this in october

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:42

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

some are more into equality than others

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:42

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Intel&Sebastian posted:

For once I now also hope the Trump will be the greatest Job president God ever made. Minus the part where he gets all his poo poo back.

After this opened Job his mouth, and cursed his day.
And Job spake, and said,
Let the day perish wherein I was born, and the night in which it was said, There is a man child conceived.
Let that day be darkness; let not God regard it from above, neither let the light shine upon it.
Let darkness and the shadow of death stain it; let a cloud dwell upon it; let the blackness of the day terrify it.
As for that night, let darkness seize upon it; let it not be joined unto the days of the year, let it not come into the number of the months.
Lo, let that night be solitary, let no joyful voice come therein.
Let them curse it that curse the day, who are ready to raise up their mourning.
Let the stars of the twilight thereof be dark; let it look for light, but have none; neither let it see the dawning of the day

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:45