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Konec Hry posted:

I realize I'm arguing against an image, but using anything human language-related as proof that something is "natural" or "biological" is, uh...

It's like numerology people, or the people who add up Roman numeral versions of names to make 666 or whatever.

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cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Konec Hry posted:

I realize I'm arguing against an image, but using anything human language-related as proof that something is "natural" or "biological" is, uh...

Even beyond that, it's an invalid argument. See Anne Fausto-Sterling for more information.

Also:

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cash crab posted:

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# ? Nov 16, 2016 19:33

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china bot posted:

fetal lasagna

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# ? Nov 16, 2016 19:36

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Fathis Munk posted:

It's great how much he contradicts himself saying they should have done something and then saying they did it.

Also by his logic isn't it normal that most maps are in Europe since that's where most people died ?

I have to agree though that it's really bullshit to leave France and Russia out of loving WW1. Even if it is Dice's weird alternate world war 1.

Also making such a big deal about the black harlem hellfighter protagonist only to have them be played only in the short intro to the campaign during which they all die and serve as disposable hero grunts as opposed to the mainly white people of the other campaigns which have much more important heroic roles.

I was pretty peeved that Gallipoli wasn't in Battlefield 1. :australia:

# ? Nov 16, 2016 19:38

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cash crab posted:

NOOO MY LASAGA!

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:20

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

A lotta people here dismissing the need for south asian representation in games.

A whole lotta racists in here doing that.

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# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:29

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FAROOQ posted:

A lotta people here dismissing the need for south asian representation in games.

A whole lotta racists in here doing that.

we've since moved on toward finding a recipe for han solo carbonite lasagna

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:36

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

FAROOQ posted:

A lotta people here dismissing the need for south asian representation in games.

A whole lotta racists in here doing that.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUUifVHu-FU

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:49

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

thread delivers imo

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That70sHeidi: Aug 16, 2009

First non-news-source person commenting on this article on FB was this poo poo.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:48

FairyNuff: Jan 22, 2012

That70sHeidi posted:

First non-news-source person commenting on this article on FB was this poo poo.

thieves?

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:16

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

Geokinesis posted:

thieves?

I assume they mean this:
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:25

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Byzantine posted:

A Coliseum and a Hippodrome would fit right in with the monuments in DC.

The Washington monument would look pretty nice with a fresh coat of Gaulic blood added to it everyday.

I'll write my congressman!

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:51

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

cash crab posted:

Even beyond that, it's an invalid argument. See Anne Fausto-Sterling for more information.

Also:

He should commit and double down on his assertion, imo!

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:53

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Dreddout posted:

The Washington monument would look pretty nice with a fresh coat of Gaulic blood added to it everyday.

I'll write my congressman!

Roma Delenda Est you toga wearing freak.

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Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

We're gonna build a wall and make the Picts pay for it.

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Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Romanes eunt domus imo.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:31

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Can't post for 5 hours!

New theory: If Incels raped women enough they would fall in love with us and it would no longer be rape.

I read that women release a chemical in their brain that is called ocytocin ", the hormone that binds women emotionally to their partners. It is worth noting that this hormone is produced in the same quantities, whether it is a one night stand or a serious relationship." http://themindunleashed.com/2015/02/heres-happens-female-brain-sex.html

If an incel theoretically kidnapped a woman and had sex with her enough then her brain would produce oxytocin, making her fall in love and binding her to her incel sex partner, and over time he could free her and have a consensual romantic relationships with her. I know that it is currently illegal too do this, but it is an interesting theory that may work if an incel is low inhibition enough to try it out.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:58

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Guys, holy poo poo, Imgur actually made a nearly funny thing for once!

http://imgur.com/a/YrLiR

They're making progress!

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:00

SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

change my name posted:

New theory: If Incels raped women enough they would fall in love with us and it would no longer be rape.

I read that women release a chemical in their brain that is called ocytocin ", the hormone that binds women emotionally to their partners. It is worth noting that this hormone is produced in the same quantities, whether it is a one night stand or a serious relationship." [url]http://themindunleashed.com/2015/02/heres-happens-female-brain-sex.html

If an incel theoretically kidnapped a woman and had sex with her enough then her brain would produce oxytocin, making her fall in love and binding her to her incel sex partner, and over time he could free her and have a consensual romantic relationships with her. I know that it is currently illegal too do this, but it is an interesting theory that may work if an incel is low inhibition enough to try it out.[/url]

Has this person never read any of the many "trapped in a basement sex dungeon for decades" incidents? They did not end how this person thinks they would end.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:02

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

change my name posted:

New theory: If Incels raped women enough they would fall in love with us and it would no longer be rape.

I read that women release a chemical in their brain that is called ocytocin ", the hormone that binds women emotionally to their partners. It is worth noting that this hormone is produced in the same quantities, whether it is a one night stand or a serious relationship." [url]http://themindunleashed.com/2015/02/heres-happens-female-brain-sex.html

If an incel theoretically kidnapped a woman and had sex with her enough then her brain would produce oxytocin, making her fall in love and binding her to her incel sex partner, and over time he could free her and have a consensual romantic relationships with her. I know that it is currently illegal too do this, but it is an interesting theory that may work if an incel is low inhibition enough to try it out.[/url]

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:03

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

change my name posted:

New theory: If Incels raped women enough they would fall in love with us and it would no longer be rape.

I read that women release a chemical in their brain that is called ocytocin ", the hormone that binds women emotionally to their partners. It is worth noting that this hormone is produced in the same quantities, whether it is a one night stand or a serious relationship." [url]http://themindunleashed.com/2015/02/heres-happens-female-brain-sex.html

If an incel theoretically kidnapped a woman and had sex with her enough then her brain would produce oxytocin, making her fall in love and binding her to her incel sex partner, and over time he could free her and have a consensual romantic relationships with her. I know that it is currently illegal too do this, but it is an interesting theory that may work if an incel is low inhibition enough to try it out.[/url]

Uh someone should call the police. :stare:

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:09

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

change my name posted:

New theory: If Incels raped women enough they would fall in love with us and it would no longer be rape.

I read that women release a chemical in their brain that is called ocytocin ", the hormone that binds women emotionally to their partners. It is worth noting that this hormone is produced in the same quantities, whether it is a one night stand or a serious relationship." [url]http://themindunleashed.com/2015/02/heres-happens-female-brain-sex.html

If an incel theoretically kidnapped a woman and had sex with her enough then her brain would produce oxytocin, making her fall in love and binding her to her incel sex partner, and over time he could free her and have a consensual romantic relationships with her. I know that it is currently illegal too do this, but it is an interesting theory that may work if an incel is low inhibition enough to try it out.[/url]

I was horrified reading this and then I got to the part that said " I know that it is currently illegal to do this..." and my brain just shut off. Does this person think that any time in the future it will become legal to kidnap and rape someone?

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:10

Crocoswine: Aug 20, 2010

change my name posted:

New theory: If Incels raped women enough they would fall in love with us and it would no longer be rape.

I read that women release a chemical in their brain that is called ocytocin ", the hormone that binds women emotionally to their partners. It is worth noting that this hormone is produced in the same quantities, whether it is a one night stand or a serious relationship." [url]http://themindunleashed.com/2015/02/heres-happens-female-brain-sex.html

If an incel theoretically kidnapped a woman and had sex with her enough then her brain would produce oxytocin, making her fall in love and binding her to her incel sex partner, and over time he could free her and have a consensual romantic relationships with her. I know that it is currently illegal too do this, but it is an interesting theory that may work if an incel is low inhibition enough to try it out.[/url]

but after like the 4th time the eyes rocket out into space, crashing through every other planet and destroying them in the process

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TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Further down in that thread:

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:13

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

TotalLossBrain posted:

Further down in that thread:

A double dose of idiocy. One not knowing that Stockholm Syndrome is a thing and the other thinking it's all a cover up because of embarrassment?

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:16

Dogfish: Nov 4, 2009

change my name posted:

New theory: If Incels raped women enough they would fall in love with us and it would no longer be rape.

I read that women release a chemical in their brain that is called ocytocin ", the hormone that binds women emotionally to their partners. It is worth noting that this hormone is produced in the same quantities, whether it is a one night stand or a serious relationship." http://themindunleashed.com/2015/02/heres-happens-female-brain-sex.html

If an incel theoretically kidnapped a woman and had sex with her enough then her brain would produce oxytocin, making her fall in love and binding her to her incel sex partner, and over time he could free her and have a consensual romantic relationships with her. I know that it is currently illegal too do this, but it is an interesting theory that may work if an incel is low inhibition enough to try it out.

Catecholamines from stress suppress the production of oxytocin, so even if what this dude is proposing wasn't horrifying for every moral and ethical reason that has ever existed, it still wouldn't work.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:22

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

A lot of terrible comments in that thread

eyooo reddit

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:24

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Fathis Munk posted:

eyooo reddit

Wow.

I wouldn't dare get a hooker like some sort of plebe. Instead I'm going to fantasize about raping women until they fall in love with me.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:30

Filthy Haiku: Oct 22, 2010; i am shattering like glass

but at least
i have

springy ride

Jesus loving pogo-sticking Christ, you just know these same sad fucks turn around and complain about how "females" treat them like a threat.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:39

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Madkal posted:

I was horrified reading this and then I got to the part that said " I know that it is currently illegal to do this..." and my brain just shut off. Does this person think that any time in the future it will become legal to kidnap and rape someone?

Uh... I'm on hold with my congressman's office, it can't hurt to ask. Remember, they work for us.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:41

you ate my cat: Jul 1, 2007

Wait what the gently caress is an incel?

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:45

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Maybe we can avoid posting straight up rape fantasies?

you ate my cat posted:

Wait what the gently caress is an incel?

"Involuntarily celibate."

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:47

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

you ate my cat posted:

Wait what the gently caress is an incel?

"Involuntary celibate"

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:47

BobbyK: Jun 4, 2008; by Cyrano4747

e: beaten, but holy poo poo that's a creepy reddit post

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:00

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Why is SA worse than Reddit again?

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:02

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Uh... I'm on hold with my congressman's office, it can't hurt to ask. Remember, they work for us.

Boy oh boy did you pick a good time to ask.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:03

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Intoluene posted:

I was pretty peeved that Gallipoli wasn't in Battlefield 1.

Important theatres only

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