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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


sure america just elected its first fascist dictator, but did you know all those arrogant slimy gross europeans are about to it for a second time??

for example, in France there is a very real chance that Marine le Pen, a fascist who disowned her own crazy father because he was also fascist, has a big league chance of winning the presidential elections in 2017?

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the germans, famous fascists, are coming back for seconds as the Alternative for Germany rises to Make Germany Great Again



in greece nazis are also doing pretty good, ironically wanting to put germans in their camps (and muslims and gypsies and refugees but hey)



there are also like four other countries about to fall under the grip of fascism but hey thats europe!


yeah i made this thread so we can discuss the collapse of western civilization in europe

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWa0dZMHYeE

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
how real are these chances

is it like "yeah you're in the running so it's not 0%" or she has a straight up 50% or more shot right now

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe



Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


logikv9 posted:

how real are these chances

is it like "yeah you're in the running so it's not 0%" or she has a straight up 50% or more shot right now

marine le pen is leading in the first round of prez voting and down only a bit in second round. id say her chances are better than Donald J. Trump becoming president of the united states

afd is still somewhat small but growing.

golden dawn are straight up neonazis and that limits them somewhat

Orban is pretty much already an authoritarian dictator in hungary

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


but yeah of this crew marine has an actual very real chance of taking power soon, the rest are more long term

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I don't know much about France aside from what i know about quebeck

Is a french exit from the EU on the table?

I wonder what all this facism is doing to poor merkel who prob got 'smash the fash' beaten into her as a east german girl

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lots of french just really dont like muslims a lot and luckily there is a candidate just for them

theres calls for EU referendums in a lot of countries now. if marine le pen wins itll definitely be happening in france.

merkel really seems like the last bastion of the Ancien Regime at the moment

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



would a frexit pretty much mean the end of the eu and a huge global economic crisis or

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Cubey posted:

would a frexit pretty much mean the end of the eu and a huge global economic crisis or

what remained of the eu would just be renamed the grossdeutsches reich

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Yeah probably. Brexit was the beginning of the end of this barely-contained global civilization we've had for the last 70 years.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
gently caress the world order

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
They're planning on it.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
The Japanese band is cool though

WORLDS BEST BABY
Aug 26, 2006

Cubey posted:

would a frexit pretty much mean the end of the eu and a huge global economic crisis or

frexit is the end of the european project. you already have new contenders like macron coopting the anti-political language of brexit/trump/front national etc (even though he's a former investment banker lol), so it'll be interesting to watch at least

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Baloogan posted:

gently caress the world order

george h w bush created the new world order and john ellis "jeb" bush destroyed it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

george h w bush created the new world order and john ellis "jeb" bush destroyed it

wait he's actually called john and went with jeb instead what the gently caress

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Jose posted:

wait he's actually called john and went with jeb instead what the gently caress

its one weird trick yankees dont get: its a southern dogwhistle. he ran as a republican in a sorta southern state

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._E._B._Stuart

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its not really a surprise that fascism is on the rise since things have been fully poo poo since the financial crash and people are either being told nothing's wrong or that something is to blame and go with the people giving them a target

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Politicians have discovered they can get significant support by promising to restore modern societies to the bygone era when white men reigned supreme without regard for women and minorities, even though that's still mostly the case. The average stupid has, in turn, eaten that poo poo up with both hands, thinking they'll be able to buy a house and a car for the equivalent of a thousand dollars, live in a nice segregated neighborhood where dinner is on the table at six every night, and rapidly climb the economic ladder due to lack of competition from other demographics of equally as undeserving or unskilled workers.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


On the plus side: Real chance that we'll all get to kill some form of Nazi, like our Honored Forefathers.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 26 days!)

It's because they're willing to blame everything but capitalism for why their lives are lovely. Ethno-nationalists are in for a rude awakening when they realize that technological parity means they can't go back to the old colonial model of exploitation.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's because they're willing to blame everything but capitalism for why their lives are lovely. Ethno-nationalists are in for a rude awakening when they realize that technological parity means they can't go back to the old colonial model of exploitation.

Africa don't got no nukes and fancy fighter jets, they're, as always, ripe for exploitin'.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


KiteAuraan posted:

On the plus side: Real chance that we'll all get to kill some form of Nazi, like our Honored Forefathers.

please we dont want the secret service contacting lowtax again

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 26 days!)

KiteAuraan posted:

Africa don't got no nukes and fancy fighter jets, they're, as always, ripe for exploitin'.

Those pussies couldn't stand 3 weeks in the jungle, with the threat of death around every bush. Occupations are not easy. I'm sure that a lot of them are insane enough to think eliminationism is the way to go, but there are countries in the Global South that have nukes too. China also has close trade relations with several African states, and they've got enough nukes to use as a deterrent.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
There's an open primary election coming up on sunday in france, to determine the right wing candidate (aka the guy to run agains lepen in the second round.

There are a bunch of idiots who won't win so ill only bother you with the big three.

Alain Juppé, current mayor of Bordeaux (a cool city) former prime minister of Jacques Chirac, a middle of the road centrist who was exiled to Quebec for being corrupt, the favorite to win the primaries and the election against Lepen. He is like seventy so yeah, very old bald man with the support of centrists and centre right sympathizers. He was ahead in the polls but latest polls has him lose 7 points woops.



Nicolas Sarkozy, former president (who lost to Hollande lmao), incredibly corrupt,hated and unpopular, hard right shithead, lepen light, if he wins she has a very very very good chance of being elected. he would win hands down if the Republican Party membership were the only ones allowed to vote in the primaries (because they are awful)



François Filllon, former prime minister of Nicolas Sarkozy, no idea why but he's gaining steam in the polls, may unseat his former president and win the second round.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





What's the deal with Macron? I've started reading Liberation because Guardian barf, but I mainly scan it for international news. He kinda "betrayed" Hollande? What's his chance?

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Those pussies couldn't stand 3 weeks in the jungle, with the threat of death around every bush. Occupations are not easy. I'm sure that a lot of them are insane enough to think eliminationism is the way to go, but there are countries in the Global South that have nukes too. China also has close trade relations with several African states, and they've got enough nukes to use as a deterrent.

I was thinking more the classic "Work with their leaders to exploit the underclass, and then offload cheap surplus poo poo on the populace". Basically classic colonialism in the early stage, prior to the actual colonizing part.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Kurtofan posted:

There's an open primary election coming up on sunday in france, to determine the right wing candidate (aka the guy to run agains lepen in the second round.

There are a bunch of idiots who won't win so ill only bother you with the big three.

Alain Juppé, current mayor of Bordeaux (a cool city) former prime minister of Jacques Chirac, a middle of the road centrist who was exiled to Quebec for being corrupt, the favorite to win the primaries and the election against Lepen. He is like seventy so yeah, very old bald man with the support of centrists and centre right sympathizers. He was ahead in the polls but latest polls has him lose 7 points woops.



Nicolas Sarkozy, former president (who lost to Hollande lmao), incredibly corrupt,hated and unpopular, hard right shithead, lepen light, if he wins she has a very very very good chance of being elected. he would win hands down if the Republican Party membership were the only ones allowed to vote in the primaries (because they are awful)



François Filllon, former prime minister of Nicolas Sarkozy, no idea why but he's gaining steam in the polls, may unseat his former president and win the second round.



Lepen isnt the right wing candidate? Jesus, democracy is hosed already

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

got any sevens posted:

Lepen isnt the right wing candidate? Jesus, democracy is hosed already

lol no the left is loving dead in france righ now

There's like a thousand left wing candidates and not one of them as a chance of gettign to the second round.

all the left wing parties are in disarray, the green membership decided to back a nobody instead of their secretary who was a former minister, the communists deleguates have voted against backing Mélenchon's bid, the socialist party is a mess

it's a clusterfuck through and though

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 13:01 on Nov 17, 2016

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
the French electoral system is weird but seems to be designed to keep the likes of FN out of power.

i mean they have to overcome tactical voting in presidential/regional run offs and some sort of FPTP/preference system in legislative elections. i assume that's what it is since they got a big chunk of the vote in 2012 (14%) yet only have 2 seats in the National Assembly

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

So people really don't like Hollande eh?

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
he has a 4% approval rating

how does that even happen

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

TheIllestVillain posted:

the French electoral system is weird but seems to be designed to keep the likes of FN out of power.
It almost happened in the 1990s, when there was less of a groundswell of nationalism in Europe. It probably will happen in France next year unless at least some of the alternatives to the Republicans/Socialists drop out.




The AfD will not Make Deutschland Groß Again.

Petry lacks the common touch, and the CDU-SPD coalition will hold, even though everyone but everyone is basically sick of it (Karl Jaspers wrote about people already being sick of it fifty years ago, when it happened the first time under Kurt Georg Kiesinger, because they saw it as an attack on democracy, which it sort of is).

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



It turns out that countries where the hard left as been sorta minimaly relevant in the last decades the fash is kept bashed.who knew?

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 26 days!)

KiteAuraan posted:

I was thinking more the classic "Work with their leaders to exploit the underclass, and then offload cheap surplus poo poo on the populace". Basically classic colonialism in the early stage, prior to the actual colonizing part.

That's roughly how neocolonialism works right now.

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