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PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

again this is what i mean when i say that communicating the message is the hard part, not least because the left in general loving sucks at messaging to people outside their traditional base.

In my experience, people sit down with a Democrat, nod along in agreement with their whole economic platform, and then vote for the Republican. That seems less like a messaging problem than a "people are ignorant" problem, or more charitably "people care more about culture than economics".

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

Gandalf shatters Saurmans staff by arguing that Istari magic is a social construct

Palantzyr

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Quorum posted:

If you think about it that means any of the Rohirrim could have killed the Witch-King, if only they were sufficiently woke. Gender theory saves lives.

NO MAN CAN KILL ME!!

*takes off helmet*
I am no man!
*takes out crumpled notebook stuffed under a piece of platemail and begins a two hour lecture about genderfluidity and its implications in the corporate workplace*

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Covok posted:

69K in the public accounting industry.

Counting rich people's money all day makes me want communism now!

J/k, I actually don't mind capitalism, but it is becoming increasingly irrelevant in an increasingly automated working world and socialism sounds pretty appealing.

Also, gently caress Trump.

Voted Sanders in the primary, did some GOTV calls for both Sanders and Hillary, and got up early to voted Hillary in the general.

Anyone else want to help give a profile of themselves? Not like our names are attached to these accounts.

110k software developer who hates his peers(bunch of objectivist anti-union idiots) with a fiery passion

feel disgusted by society when i go to the grocery store because a middle aged mother of 3 checks me out for like a fifth of what I make an hour when she should be home making her kids dinner

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Says the neoliberal advocating for unsustainable levels of income inequality

I voted for Bernie in the primary, actually, but don't let that stop you and your needlessly hostile nine pages of posts.

Business Gorillas posted:

NO MAN CAN KILL ME!!

*takes off helmet*
I am no man!
*takes out crumpled notebook stuffed under a piece of platemail and begins a two hour lecture about genderfluidity and its implications in the corporate workplace*

Okay, this is just outright misogyny now.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

[extremely Elizabeth Holmes voice] we could harness the one ring to disrupt Mordor industrial integration

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

paranoid randroid posted:

Gandalf shatters Saurmans staff by arguing that Istari magic is a social construct

As a literal white-bearded patriarch with a white staff Saruman is the patriarchy embodied, but the only way Gandalf is able to defeat him is by becoming him, but even more white.

This is a metaphor for the failure of the revolution.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
hm, shoes? really? you came here with shoes? and did you eat breakfast this morning? you did? hm... how can i really trust you with the truth of the revolution, so-called-comrade

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

NewForumSoftware posted:

lol you are actually agreeing with a television character who plays a liberal coastal elite on HBO

man this election must have been really hard for you

Liberal coastal elites own

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

PerniciousKnid posted:

"people care more about culture than economics".

or maybe, hot take, Hillary hasn't done poo poo for them so her running on "more of the same" economically means about jack poo poo when they cant afford insurance, dont have jobs and are being told to "re-educate" to enter the workforce

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Liberal coastal elites own

post seems kinda redundant

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



The (((dwarves))) are digging too greedily and are digging to deep. Wake up, sheeple!

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Covok posted:

69K in the public accounting industry.

Counting rich people's money all day makes me want communism now!

J/k, I actually don't mind capitalism, but it is becoming increasingly irrelevant in an increasingly automated working world and socialism sounds pretty appealing.

Also, gently caress Trump.

Voted Sanders in the primary, did some GOTV calls for both Sanders and Hillary, and got up early to voted Hillary in the general.

Anyone else want to help give a profile of themselves? Not like our names are attached to these accounts.

I'm for pure socialism and the public executions of all the rich people that ruined our country-

Around 30k a year, doing environmental work, carpentry, and whatever small jobs I can get, while at the same time trying to get my degree. Served in the marines and got disabled and kicked out so now I gotta figure out how the gently caress I'm gonna make it to 70 without having to work to not be homeless. The only healthcare I had was from the VA but I don't use it because it's really horrible for my mental health.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

[extremely Elizabeth Holmes voice] we could harness the one ring to disrupt Mordor industrial integration

a shitload of extra-bearded hobbits sitting around refusing to eat lembas until it's certified gmo-free

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Quorum posted:

As a literal white-bearded patriarch with a white staff Saruman is the patriarchy embodied, but the only way Gandalf is able to defeat him is by becoming him, but even more white.

This is a metaphor for the failure of the revolution.

ah but Saruman is the Many Colored, which of course suggests that he is representative of the neoliberal coastal elite coalition and their captive voter base

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

this is literally Tolkeins intention

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Business Gorillas posted:

NO MAN CAN KILL ME!!

*takes off helmet*
I am no man!
*takes out crumpled notebook stuffed under a piece of platemail and begins a two hour lecture about genderfluidity and its implications in the corporate workplace*

*dabs and does the nene*

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax
Tell us how bombing children in the middle east makes you feel in three emojis or less

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
the real problem with southern democrats is that they're too economically comfortable and affluent to advocate for real solutions

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 minutes!

PerniciousKnid posted:

In my experience, people sit down with a Democrat, nod along in agreement with their whole economic platform, and then vote for the Republican. That seems less like a messaging problem than a "people are ignorant" problem, or more charitably "people care more about culture than economics".

I know a social worker who is a bleeding heart lefty but still reliably votes R on every single candidate and issue because her rich parents taught her to do that.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



paranoid randroid posted:

this is literally Tolkeins intention

Ah yes I see you understood the joke

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

boner confessor posted:

well maybe you'd be more in line with reality if you didn't have a stable job, a roof over your head, or a loving family, all corrupt tools the establishment uses to divorce you from juche truth

Wow. What a hateful person.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

boner confessor posted:

the real problem with southern democrats is that they're too economically comfortable and affluent to advocate for real solutions

man you must really hate the south if you think everyone there is a neoliberal

i mean i thought my cynicism was bad but when's the last time you ventured outside the bay area?

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

paranoid randroid posted:

ah but Saruman is the Many Colored, which of course suggests that he is representative of the neoliberal coastal elite coalition and their captive voter base

Hmm and if you think about it Gandalf is very close friends with a slightly odd but well-meaning wizard who is friends with birds and sounded the alarm about a necessary change in strategy for the Wise

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Wow. What a hateful person.

check out the rap sheet, he's already got one ban for "ironic" racism

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

paranoid randroid posted:

this is literally Tolkeins intention

I thought he said it wasn't.

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

*dabs and does the nene*

can we please not do this

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

NewForumSoftware posted:

Tell us how bombing children in the middle east makes you feel in three emojis or less

Very sad, and now that John Bolton is going to be prominent in our foreign policy we're going to figure out new and exciting countries where the children are as yet unbombed, such as Iran

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Quorum posted:

Very sad, and now that John Bolton is going to be prominent in our foreign policy we're going to figure out new and exciting countries where the children are as yet unbombed, such as Iran

Three emojis or less you silly millennial, i dont want nuance i want your vote

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
new democratic coalition notes - who is ideologically acceptable?

-the chronic homeless
-college students
-people who steal rides on trains for fun
-people who list their employment as "juggling at the park 2-4 sundays"
-people who say they live in squats for ideology's sake but you know they're lying
-people one bad morning away from being arrested for animal hoarding
-men who have changed their name to avoid paying child support
-people who know a shitload of bar tricks and slight of hand

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Quorum posted:

Hmm and if you think about it Gandalf is very close friends with a slightly odd but well-meaning wizard who is friends with birds and sounded the alarm about a necessary change in strategy for the Wise

Radagast is Jill Stein, in this metaphor

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



BRAKE FOR MOOSE posted:

can we please not do this

I thought that minority outreach was good :confused:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



paranoid randroid posted:

Radagast is Jill Stein, in this metaphor

I figured Stein and Johnson would be the blue wizards

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Business Gorillas posted:

I thought that minority outreach was good :confused:

Tell us in three emojis or less how his post makes you feel

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Quorum posted:

Very sad, and now that John Bolton is going to be prominent in our foreign policy we're going to figure out new and exciting countries where the children are as yet unbombed, such as Iran

also unironically lol at people who post this when the alternative wanted to go to war with russia

at least iran wont bomb our children back

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

boner confessor posted:

new democratic coalition notes - who is ideologically acceptable?

-the chronic homeless
-college students
-people who steal rides on trains for fun
-people who list their employment as "juggling at the park 2-4 sundays"
-people who say they live in squats for ideology's sake but you know they're lying
-people one bad morning away from being arrested for animal hoarding
-men who have changed their name to avoid paying child support
-people who know a shitload of bar tricks and slight of hand

I think the election boggled his brains. Mind and spirit broken by God Emperor Trump lol

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

the worst part of trump winning is that tight booty shorts and newforumsoftware have increased their posting output

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

I figured Stein and Johnson would be the blue wizards

well the blue wizards are only really noteworthy for loving off to go mess around in Middle Earth Middle East, so im more inclined to say theyre GWB and WJC

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Barbe Rouge posted:

the worst part of trump winning is that tight booty shorts and newforumsoftware have increased their posting output

yeah it sucks being exposed to opinions you don't agree with

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

well the blue wizards are only really noteworthy for loving off to go mess around in Middle Earth Middle East, so im more inclined to say theyre GWB and WJC

elves - aloof from the affairs of man, extremely haughty, care not for material wealth over spiritual enlightenment, always desiring to sail off to the west and start over with racially pure isolated communities

...my god, the elves are sanders voters

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Which US political figure is Tom Bombadil?

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