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Bloody Cat Farm posted:This seems really fake. I've listened to some of those as they played live, and every time it felt completely fake as poo poo. I'm sure a few are real, but a lot of them are just too perfect. Either that or they make a lot of these calls and only pick the batshit crazy ones.
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Eponine posted:I remember one of these from probably 10 years ago on my hometown radio station. Girl calls in about a several months-long relationship that went badly because she didn't like the guy's dog. They call the guy and give him the ultimatum that the girl gave him: get rid of your dog and we can date. Dude says "gently caress no. I've had this dog for six years and I knew that girl for four months. Me and the dog are a package deal." And hangs up the phone. The girl was devastated that he would choose a dog over her. It was (likely staged), but great. There is nothing weird about that guy. What's your point? 
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mcbexx posted:There is nothing weird about that guy. What's your point? I thought the funny part was how the girl was naïve enough to think she was gonna come between a guy and his dog after dating for only a few months.
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areyoucontagious posted:I've listened to some of those as they played live, and every time it felt completely fake as poo poo. I'm sure a few are real, but a lot of them are just too perfect. Either that or they make a lot of these calls and only pick the batshit crazy ones. They are ALL completely fake as poo poo. There are actors and agencies that specialize in providing content for these lovely as hell morning radio shows. Also, I want to wish throat cancer on every "laughing guy in the studio" while I'm feeling all pissy.
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The baby blog lady sounds so much like Rachel Bloom to me, are we sure this isn't a deleted scene from CEG?
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Enos Cabell posted:They are ALL completely fake as poo poo. There are actors and agencies that specialize in providing content for these lovely as hell morning radio shows. Also, I want to wish throat cancer on every "laughing guy in the studio" while I'm feeling all pissy. The laughing guy makes those almost unbearable to listen to
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Enos Cabell posted:They are ALL completely fake as poo poo. There are actors and agencies that specialize in providing content for these lovely as hell morning radio shows. Also, I want to wish throat cancer on every "laughing guy in the studio" while I'm feeling all pissy. Yeah, it's kind of depressing that he gets a paycheck for that. 
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Enos Cabell posted:They are ALL completely fake as poo poo. There are actors and agencies that specialize in providing content for these lovely as hell morning radio shows. Also, I want to wish throat cancer on every "laughing guy in the studio" while I'm feeling all pissy. Wait... are you telling me that people being made fun of on the radio would actually just hang up the phone, and not stay on the line to be berated and ridiculed? You really think someone would do that? Just go on the radio and tell lies?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Wait... are you telling me that people being made fun of on the radio would actually just hang up the phone, and not stay on the line to be berated and ridiculed? I know it's hard to accept, but at least know that you have the internet as a bastion of truth and integrity to rely on.
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23 year old idiot tourist falls into scalding hot acid bath (aka boiling spring) at Yellowstone National Park, literally dissolves, is never seen again. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...bath/?tid=sm_tw quote:One of the few pieces of evidence left behind was a pair of Scott’s flip-flops.
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TotalLossBrain posted:nice meltdown 
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TotalLossBrain posted:nice meltdown lol
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Yellowstone's hot springs are proof that you truly cannot save stupid people from themselves
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How fast can the hot springs dissolve a mouse? I could save myself a lot of money...
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the dog one was sad loving lifetime movie poo poo
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Just think, if he hadn't slipped, they might have decided that was a nice pool to get into nice and slowly.
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Disgusting Coward posted:How fast can the hot springs dissolve a mouse? I could save myself a lot of money... TURN A HUMAN INTO A SOUP LIKE HOMOGENATE THAT WILL NOURISH MOTHER EARTH!
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Bloody Cat Farm posted:The laughing guy makes those almost unbearable to listen to Yeah, I actually like morning radio shows but that guy would definitely make me find another one. The most annoying thing is I guarantee he is encouraged by the writers to do it. Almost all forms of entertainment are entirely scripted from the lines to when they laugh (because if it were real 95% of it would be incredibly boring and mundane), so it's even more irritating when they deliberately go out of their way to be annoying.
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TotalLossBrain posted:nice meltdown Sweet Jesus
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Yeah, I actually like morning radio shows but that guy would definitely make me find another one. The most annoying thing is I guarantee he is encouraged by the writers to do it. Almost all forms of entertainment are entirely scripted from the lines to when they laugh (because if it were real 95% of it would be incredibly boring and mundane), so it's even more irritating when they deliberately go out of their way to be annoying. you're the guy going around pointing out that professional wrestling is fake and thinking you're blowing people's minds aren't you
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Alaois posted:you're the guy going around pointing out that professional wrestling is fake and thinking you're blowing people's minds aren't you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU
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Alaois posted:you're the guy going around pointing out that professional wrestling is fake and thinking you're blowing people's minds aren't you I was indirectly responding to/agreeing with the people calling it fake, because it is. It's not about blowing minds, it's just acknowledging reality.
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The #1  poo poo I've heard on radio was some woman calling in bragging about how she picked up guys, act like she was going to give them a bj then bite the poo poo out of their dick. All to fight the patriarchy or some, equally dumb Tumblr poo poo, it was so wtf I figured it must be fake. But no, some people tracked her down and found she had actually been convicted for biting dicks.
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Klaus Kinski posted:convicted for biting dicks. I think we've found the next thread title.
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A station around here has a similar bit, this is the one I remember the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ZCzeqP0s4 I feel like they cut out more of the guy, but you get the gist. I can't believe people keep calling in for these to find out horrible embarrassing reasons why people don't want to date them. Don't they listen to the other callers? I hope they never stop. There's no idiot cackling in the background at this station though, thank God. Anyone have more of these from other markets? They might be fake a lot but I don't care.
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betterinsodapop posted:23 year old idiot tourist falls into scalding hot acid bath (aka boiling spring) at Yellowstone National Park, literally dissolves, is never seen again. So we found the real life version of The Dip
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If you watch closely, you can see the build up of character happen in real time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP14X8MXAXA
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LawfulWaffle posted:If you watch closely, you can see the build up of character happen in real time. Where the heck is he taking it that you'd have to walk all the way past the driveway? Also this rules.
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betterinsodapop posted:23 year old idiot tourist falls into scalding hot acid bath (aka boiling spring) at Yellowstone National Park, literally dissolves, is never seen again. He’s the latest in a long line. I mean, of deaths in Yellowstone hot springs. His genetic line is over.
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Stan Taylor posted:Where the heck is he taking it that you'd have to walk all the way past the driveway? Also this rules. I'd guess he's the neighbour and the garbage can blew a few houses over before he had to retrieve it. That's a great video and worth staying until the very end!
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Platystemon posted:He’s the latest in a long line. I mean, of deaths in Yellowstone hot springs. His genetic line is over. Just think. Statistically, his genetic line surely contains kings, dignitaries, and wealthy elite. He may even have some civilization-defining ancestors from hundreds or thousands of years ago. His line ends in a boiling Yellowstone acid pool, all because he was trying to take a bath. So many ancestral lines ending in ridiculous ways in this thread.
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I've traced my ancestry all the way back to the primordial soup! How can you tell? Just watch...
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HPanda posted:Just think. Statistically, his genetic line surely contains kings, dignitaries, and wealthy elite. He may even have some civilization-defining ancestors from hundreds or thousands of years ago. His line ends in a boiling Yellowstone acid pool, all because he was trying to take a bath. His ancestors successfully reproduced in an unbroken chain stretching back billions of years. He is the sole failure in trillions of generations.
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HairyManling posted:It's an illusion. An illusion! What are you hiding?!
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HairyManling posted:It's an illusion. Duh. 
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