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The butt thermometer is probably one of the most disillusioning experiences of my early childhood. It took my belief in a just and beautiful world just like it took my temperature.
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Sjs00 posted:I don't see any mention of an actual thermometer tho
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Who hasn't felt someone's bare rear end with the back of their hand to check if they have a fever? I do this for coworkers all the time.
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limp_cheese posted:I was more weirded out that he was so upset with his wife he couldn't get it up to gently caress her while she is asleep. Is it normal for married couples to have a tacit understanding that if the woman is asleep and the guy is horny he can do whatever he wants? when u arent ugly girls like to be dominated
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Cleaning-lady punisher: you're disgusting. Do you really think she deserved that, or did you just want an excuse to humiliate somebody over whom you had power? (Clue: more likely the latter). loving rear end in a top hat.
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therattle posted:Cleaning-lady punisher: you're disgusting. Do you really think she deserved that, or did you just want an excuse to humiliate somebody over whom you had power? (Clue: more likely the latter). loving rear end in a top hat. Did you just totally miss the part where she parked a little bit into his parking space? He should have fired her and paid a hitman to kill her now penny-less family so that she dies hungry, cold, and alone.
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quote:I don't mind all the weird stuff most of sa hates, furries, Dd/lg, trans, bdsm. That stuff is actually hot and interesting. quote:I am a hardcore kleptomaniac and steal from people constantly. I am sitting in my office at work right now and have 2 forks and a spoon I stole from the breakroom sitting in my backpack. I have been eyeing up a potted plant on a coworker's desk too. It's getting a bit brown and she'll probably think the cleaning crew threw it away. I dunno if you should have said that last part immediately after talking about stealing from your parents dude
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KomodoWagon posted:The butt thermometer is probably one of the most disillusioning experiences of my early childhood. It took my belief in a just and beautiful world just like it took my temperature. Magnificent. Also, since when did rectal thermometers have a big meaty mushroom tip?
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therattle posted:Cleaning-lady punisher: you're disgusting. Do you really think she deserved that, or did you just want an excuse to humiliate somebody over whom you had power? (Clue: more likely the latter). loving rear end in a top hat.  Custodial staff are human beings and society wouldn't function without them. Upper-decker goon you're a complete jerk and I hope that cleaning lady figures out it was you and slashes your tires without getting caught.
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I'm going to figure out who it is, steal his best posts for my own and then get an erection.
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Klepto-goon is stealing because his virginity was stolen from him; by a rectal thermometer
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KomodoWagon posted:The butt thermometer is probably one of the most disillusioning experiences of my early childhood. It took my belief in a just and beautiful world just like it took my temperature. this explains an awful lot about your posting
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Magres posted:
Most offices large enough to have dedicated cleaning staff don't have toilets with tanks.
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Get me the gently caress out of here
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cyberia posted:Oh hey, same. And it loving sucks. Every time you declare that this is the final chance and they gently caress it up by getting high or whatever their addiction is and you walk away and mourn (again) the death of the relationship and slowly rebuild yourself until weeks or months later you get that 2:00am phone call and of course you take them back because you're soul mates and this time will be different and it never bloody is. I don't know what it is that makes these relationships so seductive but goddamn am I tired of it. Here's hoping the last break was the one that sticks for me at least. loquacius posted:Aw glad to hear Hope it helps. I really do. I hope you find peace. Some would say the odds are against you but so were the odds some weird single celled organism would wander from the soup and eventually evolve into a mammal who types on forums. Mankind's history is all about either succumbing to or defying the odds. I really do wish you well. Just make sure you set boundaries and you both adhere to the rules set beforehand. If she breaks the rules again you have to make sure she suffers the consequences for her actions as you do in your mistakes. If things don't work out you don't beat yourself up over them. Don't feel ashamed, don't feel embarrassment, just go forward. Yeah some people might mock you but there are many who have been on the same journey as you. Focus on those. If you guys don't end up together forever, just make sure you devote some of the same intensity and loyalty to the next partner. I didn't do that myself but you should try. I still feel bad for the one or two nice girls I remained emotionally unavailable for . If I was the praying sort I would pray for you... I might do so anyway. "Best of luck" sounds like such a hollow rote but .... "best of luck". I avoid groups and counselling as I'm way too old school Russian for my own mental health but they can do some good. Try one out. Listen to them and actually listen. Love ya brother. I'm now going out with some friends and family to a entire weekend of wrassling and not think of serious matters.  If you ever need an ear feel free to PM me. Same with Cyberia.
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Jose posted:this explains an awful lot about your posting Nice attempt at a burn dipshit, but thermometers don't cause retardation so that falls flat. Back to the drawing board sucker.
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Nov 19, 2016 14:13
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it was about your weird hatred of your parents actually
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quote:I've spent a lot of time over the last 2 months going through all the leaked DNC emails and I'm loving terrified all the time now. Not sure how to cope with this. Reading this at first I was like "yeah the Podesta emails really illustrate how insular and up their own rear end our Ruling Class are" and then I kept reading and I was like "hm I've never heard of that part" and then I read some more and I was like "uhhhh  "95% sure Hillary Clinton has not made sacrifices to Moloch
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I'm dating myself horribly here, but this whole thing sounds suspiciously like the Mcmartin Preschool Trial. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMartin_preschool_trial
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It's the current 4chan/alt-right/neo-nazi conspiracy theory du jour
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Even if Hillary was making sacrifices to Moloch, to find that disturbing in any way beyond "wow she believes in some stupid poo poo" is to think Moloch is, in fact, real and is controlling our world leaders. People like you (the confessor) are what makes it so easy for people to get away with the real "conspiracy theories". You believe literally everything you hear on 4chan or whatever and make yourselves look like idiots when it turns out to be nothing at all, so when you stumble upon one that actually has substance to it, people dismiss it just as much as your "Hillary is a lizard person sacrificing children", "miley cyrus was murdered and replaced by a body double by the illuminati", etc garbage
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South Korea was literally being run by a secret cult until very recently so it's technically not beyond the realm of possibility but still
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loquacius posted:South Korea was literally being run by a secret cult until very recently so it's technically not beyond the realm of possibility but still That's the thing though, conspiracy nuts lend credulity to literally everything they hear because "it's true sometimes". If it hadn't been confirmed and you said a few months ago that South Korea's leader had a personal shaman that made her decisions people would call you nuts, because the 1000 prior times people like that were very wrong and just making poo poo up.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Even if Hillary was making sacrifices to Moloch, to find that disturbing in any way beyond "wow she believes in some stupid poo poo" is to think Moloch is, in fact, real and is controlling our world leaders. That's my favorite part about hardcore Christians: they barely understand their own doctrine. If Clinton does worship a Caanite god, it doesn't matter, because there is only one true god. And if she ends the world, it's all good: that was god's plan all along! It's end times, and all the good and righteous people are going to THE CLOUD, much like my corporate email service.
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Scholars have shown that belief in one conspiracy theory correlates to belief in others, even contradictory ones. That’s because conspiracism is a worldview, a method of analysis reinforcing a particular set of beliefs, rather than mere credence in one theory or another.
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Jose posted:it was about your weird hatred of your parents actually Lol I forgot about that thank you for reminding me Jose 😂
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Jose posted:it was about your weird hatred of your parents actually I didn't actually buy this profile text for myself. If you click it, you'll find I've made a handful of posts encouraging people to love, respect and appreciate their parents, and somehow one person took offense to this novel as gently caress idea. How you got the impression you appear to have is quite profoundly mysterious. Anyway hey tinfoil goon how's about some links rear end in a top hat? Just saying "well you can google it" doesn't exactly lend tons of credence to your claims
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loquacius posted:Reading this at first I was like "yeah the Podesta emails really illustrate how insular and up their own rear end our Ruling Class are" and then I kept reading and I was like "hm I've never heard of that part" and then I read some more and I was like "uhhhh The Seth Rich thing is kind of interesting, though. I mean look at this list. Which of these is not like the other? http://mpdc.dc.gov/page/major-caseunsolved-homicides-2016
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KomodoWagon posted:Anyway hey tinfoil goon how's about some links rear end in a top hat? Just saying "well you can google it" doesn't exactly lend tons of credence to your claims Links won't help anything. A hallmark of conspiracy theories, like other schizophrenic delusions, is that they are inherently unprovable. Shadowy groups are doing nefarious things that control our lives, remove our agency, and are ultimately responsible for our failings. No concrete evidence exists, and yet some enlightened persons have become aware of their plot. Of course these powerful groups never strike at the ones who are spilling their secrets, they are helpless to stop any idiot with a web browser from discovering how deep their conspiracy goes. And yet the rest of the world remains blind to their actions, choosing to remain ignorant while only you are sufficiently awake to see past the veil.
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anonymous posted:Hillary praises MOLOCH - a Canaanite God in a certain email and makes reference to sacrifices to him. I read this at first as "Canadian God" and now I can't stop imagining a huge Cthulu looking creature with a giant maple leaf on its chest, oozing maple syrup
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The Management posted:Links won't help anything. A hallmark of conspiracy theories, like other schizophrenic delusions, is that they are inherently unprovable. Shadowy groups are doing nefarious things that control our lives, remove our agency, and are ultimately responsible for our failings. No concrete evidence exists, and yet some enlightened persons have become aware of their plot. Of course these powerful groups never strike at the ones who are spilling their secrets, they are helpless to stop any idiot with a web browser from discovering how deep their conspiracy goes. And yet the rest of the world remains blind to their actions, choosing to remain ignorant while only you are sufficiently awake to see past the veil. lol look at mr smartypants here
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Harakiri Potter posted:The Seth Rich thing is kind of interesting, though. I mean look at this list. Which of these is not like the other? I do think that government assassins literally stealing a murder plot from House Of Cards is a funny idea
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loquacius posted:I do think that government assassins literally stealing a murder plot from House Of Cards is a funny idea I lived in the district back when it was a lot more murdery. I was trying to figure out what to do with my life. Being a DC Metro cop wasn't such a great idea. In all likelihood, Seth Rich was just unlucky. There's always a homicide that bucks the trend. My room mate was one of them. She was gunned down in NE at an ATM near Howard by an amateur armed robber with a bad case of nerves. I would drive around for hours in that neighborhood for months after that. I'm not sure what I was looking for, I never found anything but despair. I'd been to some really horrible places on this planet but never experienced tragedy like that. I'll never get my head around it, because I cannot place myself in the mind of the shooter. "I'm going to kill this person and end everything they'll ever be, right here, and take the gift of life from them - because I cannot sense how horrible what I'm about to do really is".
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The Management posted:Links won't help anything. A hallmark of conspiracy theories, like other schizophrenic delusions, is that they are inherently unprovable. Shadowy groups are doing nefarious things that control our lives, remove our agency, and are ultimately responsible for our failings. No concrete evidence exists, and yet some enlightened persons have become aware of their plot. Of course these powerful groups never strike at the ones who are spilling their secrets, they are helpless to stop any idiot with a web browser from discovering how deep their conspiracy goes. And yet the rest of the world remains blind to their actions, choosing to remain ignorant while only you are sufficiently awake to see past the veil. Sir this is a McDonald's drive through
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Moloch putting some ironic twists on all of Hillary's wishes, apparently.
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Moloch putting some ironic twists on all of Hillary's wishes, apparently. "I wish for a crushing victory this November." But she didn't say WHOSE. that would explain a lot actually
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The Management posted:Links won't help anything. A hallmark of conspiracy theories, like other schizophrenic delusions, is that they are inherently unprovable. Shadowy groups are doing nefarious things that control our lives, remove our agency, and are ultimately responsible for our failings. No concrete evidence exists, and yet some enlightened persons have become aware of their plot. Of course these powerful groups never strike at the ones who are spilling their secrets, they are helpless to stop any idiot with a web browser from discovering how deep their conspiracy goes. And yet the rest of the world remains blind to their actions, choosing to remain ignorant while only you are sufficiently awake to see past the veil. Thanks for saying what I said in like a trillion more words I guess
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KomodoWagon posted:Thanks for saying what I said in like a trillion more words I guess now you know what it's like to be mainsplained
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KomodoWagon posted:Thanks for saying what I said in like a trillion more words I guess Let me know if you have other ideas you need better articulated.
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