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Bonzo posted:same There are many movies I've only seen the dvd menu of.
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[40M] is my wife [40F] having an affairquote:My wife spends much of her time on line sharing her fantasies and emotions with another women then comes to bed horny and wants me to finish her off after ignoring me for most of the evening. She has been involved the the same person for the yrs even though they have never met in person. The even exchange sexy holiday and birthday gifts via ups. Is this considered an affair? I can not really consider it infidelity since she has my person. Also my wife is a very moralistic monogamist and lectured everyone she mets on the values of monogamy.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:30 |
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Bonzo posted:same Yeah there are many movies I've seen the first five minutes of, then missed the second five minutes, then seen the rest of uhhhh I mean yeah first and last 5 minutes, me too
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:36 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5dhq4j/i_messed_up_a_breakup_do_i_have_to_stay_out_of/ I messed up a breakup. Do I have to stay out of his life forever? [17F] [18M]Breakups submitted 21 hours ago by naiveandguilty quote:I had to breakup with my LDR. We've never actually met. I hashed the breakup and really hurt him, so I'm staying away for now, even though I want to try and fix it.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:38 |
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My wife recently mentioned to me that sometime she wants to finish watching the movie we started watching 4 years ago.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:38 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:[40M] is my wife [40F] having an affair ... Wat
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:42 |
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Yeah, but it was specifically the Netflix thing. Sigh. I'm the type of cine nerd that might be slightly annoyed you're trying to bone me while the movie is going. This scene is the apex of this director's career, woman! There were other things I mentioned along with the movies like playing board games with buddies or just chatting or w/e, but noooo, totally looking for a boning. Not that I would really complain, but that's their business, not mine.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:05 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Yeah, but it was specifically the Netflix thing. Sigh. I'm the type of cine nerd that might be slightly annoyed you're trying to bone me while the movie is going. This scene is the apex of this director's career, woman! same please stop touching my dick honey this is the part where john wick shoots a guy in the head
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:07 |
woe is me, I'm getting laid
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:12 |
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I've had sex as well., just FYI.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:16 |
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PokeJoe posted:woe is me, I'm getting laid Look, you can't pay attention to the clever use of foreshortening and Dutch angles to convey the protagonist's sense of existential dread with my dick in your mouth!
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:33 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Look, you can't pay attention to the clever use of foreshortening and Dutch angles to convey the protagonist's sense of existential dread with my dick in your mouth! I think she's learning all she needs to know about Dutch angles and foreshortening
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 19:47 |
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My girlfriend's [25F] insane secrecy is starting to make me [26M] question the future of our relationship. Am I being overly paranoid?quote:We've been together for almost 2 years, and as you can probably imagine, things are starting to get pretty serious. Talks of moving in together, pretty serious "future talk", planning extended holidays with each others family, that sort of thing. Lately, though, I've been having second doubts about our relationship.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 20:38 |
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Bonzo posted:My girlfriend's [25F] insane secrecy is starting to make me [26M] question the future of our relationship. Am I being overly paranoid? he's dating a sleeper agent or something
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 20:43 |
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Bonzo posted:My girlfriend's [25F] insane secrecy is starting to make me [26M] question the future of our relationship. Am I being overly paranoid? the feds really dropped the ball on this one
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 20:45 |
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The best guess in the thread was witness protection, which seems stupid as hell because I would hope you would get a better backstory. The better guess was that they are from a culture where they're hated (Roma, possibly) and don't share anything with non-family members.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 20:46 |
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Not all of the lizard people run the shadow government, you know. Some of them are shadow middle management or shadow shift-leads at fast food places. E: the stars are right for spawning, and this male's spermatozoa shall make me many strong shoftshells.* *rather than the traditional eggs, reptoid-human hybrids are gestated in a mucousy sac that lacks a protective layer. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Nov 18, 2016 |
# ? Nov 18, 2016 20:54 |
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Hey it was pretty cool of her to let him meet her handler.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 20:59 |
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Maybe the family were all actors she hired in a panic just for that night
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 21:13 |
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Super Waffle posted:Maybe the family were all actors she hired in a panic just for that night artist's rendering of the scene after he left
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 21:29 |
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This one gets very real very fast (25F with 22F) I think my sister is going to try and take my rabbits away tonight quote:She told me last week that she bought a hutch from the pet shop she lives next to. Yesterday a pet stroller was delivered to my house and I just got a text now saying that she's on her way. I found this one too from earlier in the same year, could be the same people My sister wants the rabbits I care for (24F +22F) quote:We used to live together, and decided to get two rabbits around a year ago. I was left to make all the arrangements and payments as I had decided it'd be nice to rehome some bunnies that couldn't be cared for anymore by their old owners. Nazzadan fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Nov 18, 2016 |
# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:25 |
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Holy poo poo that post is way above Reddit's pay grade. The whole family needs therapy. Also, it's not really funny. Remember that this thread is for fun.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:28 |
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From the title I thought it would be a good laugh, but I just found the update to the first story and yeah, I'm not going to post that. After reading the update I'm in a really downer mood now, I need to find a funny one to lift my spirits
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:30 |
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I yukked it up at first about the ages but holy moly that got dark quick Wtf is wrong with that family lol
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:33 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I yukked it up at first about the ages but holy moly that got dark quick Wtf is wrong with that family lol You have no loving idea. Okay here's a more light hearted one How do I [21m] ask my girlfriend [22f] of 4.5 months to remove her nipple hair? quote:I (21) have been in a relationship with my girlfriend (22) for 4.5 months.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:35 |
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I'm gonna be honest I have no idea how to kindly mention nipple hairs so I can't rag on that guy too bad
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:36 |
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quote:Also, the first time we had sex happened quite suddenly so she didn't really have a chance to think about whether she wanted to remove her nipple hairs before I saw her breasts. This is a loving fantastic line.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:38 |
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Someone in the thread had a good way to put it. quote:"I really like to suck on them, but the hairs getting in my mouth bugs me, can you remove them? As long as you don't make her seem like a freak, she would probably be fine
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:38 |
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WampaLord posted:Holy poo poo that post is way above Reddit's pay grade. The whole family needs therapy. Go create your own thread if it bothers you so much. Neither the thread title or the OP say that this is for funny posts only. Gaunab posted:This thread is to post funny or interesting stories from r/relationships and discuss them. The previous thread was one of the many casualties of the previous GBS; hopefully this one does better. Me [18 F] sent a nude photo to my boyfriend's [20 M] dad [50 M] quote:Today I felt pretty good and I wanted to surprise my boyfriend. When going to the bath I took my clothes off and took a mirror selfie showing literally everything. I sent it to my boyfriend, left my phone next to the sink and went to the bathtub.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:40 |
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Chichevache posted:Go create your own thread if it bothers you so much. Neither the thread title or the OP say that this is for funny posts only. The loving OP you quote's first line posted:This thread is to post funny or interesting stories from r/relationships and discuss them. Notice the lack of "And it's also for horribly depressing stories about abuse" there? This idea that every now and then we need a downer post is completely stupid, they're loving depressing to read, quit posting them.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:44 |
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WampaLord posted:Notice the lack of "And it's also for horribly depressing stories about abuse" there? This idea that every now and then we need a downer post is completely stupid, they're loving depressing to read, quit posting them. I think the idea was the "or interesting" and the crazy suicide rabbit family story certainly counts
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:46 |
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cover story for trying to gently caress the dad obviously
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:52 |
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My [29 M] Girlfriend [25 F] refuses to play DOTA with me and plays with other people behind my back and I want to break up with her over it.quote:I feel like I'm not really not overreacting here and its a pretty stupid thing to break up over but I don't think I can take it anymore. "I'm a scrub-rear end low mmr player and my gf won't play ranked with me, am I right in wanting to leave her??"
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:53 |
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The cat knew what it was doing. Bad kitty.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:54 |
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WampaLord posted:Notice the lack of "And it's also for horribly depressing stories about abuse" there? This idea that every now and then we need a downer post is completely stupid, they're loving depressing to read, quit posting them. Why don't you create your own thread where you post that explicitly instead of demanding everyone conform to your posting tastes?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:55 |
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Chichevache posted:Why don't you create your own thread where you post that explicitly instead of demanding everyone conform to your posting tastes? I guess you missed the numerous posts in this thread from a mod asking to keep the depressing poo poo out of it?
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:58 |
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Nazzadan posted:My [29 M] Girlfriend [25 F] refuses to play DOTA with me and plays with other people behind my back and I want to break up with her over it. Hahaha nice...
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:58 |
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supernatural blonde posted:I guess you missed the numerous posts in this thread from a mod asking to keep the depressing poo poo out of it? lol we should definitely care about people's fee-fees in gbs
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 23:00 |
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Coolness Averted posted::bigtran:: "So how many people have you slept with?" If someone's answer to this kind of question is anything but "why does it matter?" or "who cares?", they're in for a bad time. It's the easiest and quickest way to find out how insecure someone is before accidentally dipping their toes into Lake Psycho.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 23:01 |
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Don't post the lovely depressing ones.
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