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Jeoh posted:do the inscrutable orientals not have autocorrect or something I would blow Dane Cook posted:Haier has a blog?
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Haier posted:Depending on which keyboard app they are using, it will work for Chinese but not non-Chinese words. She'll be back, when you least expect it.
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Nov 18, 2016 11:49
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Haier posted:No, but this girl has now stated that this article about a man having sex has made her scared of foreign men. Looks like I lost another one. RIP, Impromptu Girl. Did you tell her that all you need to do is to not take photos of her?
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Nov 18, 2016 12:06
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I've seen a lot of stupid bullshit added to photos on Tantan, but digital physical abuse marks are a first.
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Nov 18, 2016 12:07
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william gibson wrote about really old fashioned salaryman wives wearing makeup bruises
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Nov 18, 2016 12:33
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is that like haguro black teeth for married women or what
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Nov 18, 2016 12:46
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It's not like they need fake shitbreath.
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Nov 18, 2016 13:03
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What the gently caress is this poo poo about claiming to have the "Longest" orbital mission. I am pretty sure the Russian had them beat decades ago, then there are the folks up on ISS. Who fact checked this?! https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/11/18/chinese-astronauts-return-earth-longest-ever-orbital-mission/ quote:China‘s Shenzhou-11 spacecraft returned to earth Friday, bringing home two astronauts from the rising power’s longest-ever orbital mission in a milestone for its vaulting ambitions.
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Nov 18, 2016 15:30
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isn't it saying it's chinas longest orbital ride rather than a world wide thing?
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Nov 18, 2016 15:35
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Check the head line, it claims "longest ever". The BBC had the same headline but the article has disappeared.
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Nov 18, 2016 15:41
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Yes. Also lol somersaults and tai chi. Those are going to be real useful to prevent bone loss in microgravity guys.  I'm sure that's why they were so healthy they were clearly able to walk out of the capsule under their own power.
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Nov 18, 2016 15:42
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Like okay tai chi is your voodoo wizard poo poo so that's one dumb thing but really what the gently caress do they think a somersault is going to do in space? You can literally somersault forever you're in free fall. If they ever actually do build a space station space TCM is going to kill them all.
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Nov 18, 2016 15:44
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Grand Fromage posted:If they ever actually do build a space station space TCM is going to kill them all. They'll crank the heater up and then open a window.
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Haier posted:I've seen a lot of stupid bullshit added to photos on Tantan, but digital physical abuse marks are a first. watch out haier, she's from henan. she's going to steal your heart 
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Bum the Sad posted:They'll crank the heater up and then open a window. The more countries doing space stuff the better, I genuinely wish the Chinese program well but they aren't getting their poo poo together at all. They keep announcing grand plans but their progress is glacial. They made a big deal about their first crewed mission a long rear end time ago and have hardly launched any since. They've been at it for a good 15 years at least and have barely done what NASA or the Soviets did in two or three. For all their talk about it as a prestige project they really don't seem to be putting any effort into the program.
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Nov 18, 2016 15:50
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Grand Fromage posted:They keep announcing grand plans but their progress is glacial. That's because they spend all their time up there doing somersaults and cultivating silkworms.
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Nov 18, 2016 16:14
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Apparently the reason why China's smog isn't lethal is because China is so polluted that the smog neutralizes itself.quote:Similar things are happening in China's most polluted cities right now. The reason there hasn't been an incident like London's "killer fog" is down to chemical happenstance: China uses a lot of fertiliser and that, combined with the heavy road traffic, results in high levels of ammonia, which neutralises the particles. "The right chemical processes have to interplay for the deadly haze to occur in China," explained Zhang. "While the London fog was highly acidic, contemporary Chinese haze is basically neutral."
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McGavin posted:Apparently the reason why China's smog isn't lethal is because China is so polluted that the smog neutralizes itself. Where's that Simpsons gif with the doctor jamming the bugs in a doorway?
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Mega Man is real, and strong, and he is my friend.
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Nov 18, 2016 19:28
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i'm watching house and haier's miracle baby woman is in this episode
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Nov 18, 2016 23:29
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 Little due looks chill as gently caress.
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Nov 19, 2016 00:23
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but a popular mechanics article said that china is going to be the global robotics leader
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Nov 19, 2016 00:26
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china making spazzy robots that punch people in the dicks is not surprising
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I have a Dyson ball vacuum cleaner where part of side of the ball wheel broke off. Its cool, under warranty. I pack it up, ship it back with a courier, they say they will ship it back the same week. Get it back 4 days later, put inside a larger box, unchanged. I really don't know what happened with the vacuum the past 4 days.
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Nov 19, 2016 00:33
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GoutPatrol posted:I have a Dyson ball vacuum cleaner where part of side of the ball wheel broke off. Its cool, under warranty. I pack it up, ship it back with a courier, they say they will ship it back the same week. Get it back 4 days later, put inside a larger box, unchanged. I really don't know what happened with the vacuum the past 4 days. It murdered the dicks of everyone at the factory, so they desperately resealed it any way they could and returned it to let you deal w it
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Nov 19, 2016 00:35
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Grand Fromage posted:I mean you can still get a TV career over here by nothing more than a) speaking the local language and b) having no sense of shame or dignity. Imagine American TV putting an Asian person on shows constantly simply because he can speak English, and people standing around applauding him for putting together a grammatically correct sentence. Isn't this Ken Jeong's career? Just kidding. Love you Chang!
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Nov 19, 2016 02:20
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Idiot foreigner buy (actually buys) propery in China. . . with expected results. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENLIGHXbGfE (skip to 2:40 for the story to start proper)
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Blistex posted:Idiot foreigner buy (actually buys) propery in China. . . with expected results. Canadian rube gets taken - film at 11 He can always sell his wife's gums for extra cash... geeesh
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ladron posted:Canadian rube gets taken - film at 11 I don't know... didn't you see those piles of jawbones in that plastic surgeon's place? They don't seem to fetch top dollar.
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Nov 19, 2016 03:54
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That massive tool saying he had to do x and y to get married to his super loving average looking wife. She better A+ cool.
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McGavin posted:I don't know... didn't you see those piles of jawbones in that plastic surgeon's place? They don't seem to fetch top dollar. hah, I saw those in person, and there are plenty of places in korea to fix what they call a "gummy smile", so maybe she should have gone there
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Glenn Quebec posted:That massive tool saying he had to do x and y to get married to his super loving average looking wife. nomad2020 posted:He does look scammable.
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Blistex posted:Idiot foreigner buy (actually buys) propery in China. . . with expected results. Gabe from the The Office follows his Asian fetish to Asia, but can't get into Japan so he takes his Japanese-sampled Vaporwave with him to China to get duped into marrying a normal Chinese girl who was able to convince him he couldn't get pussy unless he blew his load of money on her for a house and car. "Don't let me put you off from buying a house in China,.." - Yeah, because smart people would never consider anything that loving stupid. "I got lot of warning from my Chinese friends to not discuss the housing crisis... apparently it's a very sensitive topic." - LOL at this mindset. "Well, it triggers Chinese to talk about something serious, so I won't tell all the non-Chinese people about this very real problem in China. See ya!!" I hate this dude. Edit: Donate to his Patreon to get his videos early!!!! Some butthole with a Taobao drone is worth donating money to help pay for his garbage house in a boring-rear end city near a better city. Haier fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Nov 19, 2016 |
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Haier posted:Gabe from the The Office follows his Asian fetish to Asia, but can't get into Japan so he takes his Japanese-sampled Vaporwave with him to China to get duped into marrying a normal Chinese girl who was able to convince him he couldn't get pussy unless he blew his load of money on her for a house and car. The Patreon is annoying. Also the footage of him just pushing and baby care around was rather lovely. He should have been showing photos/video detailing the quality of his house\wife\ parents in law Haier how did you get pussy with out the "buy me poo poo" mentality of local women?
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Glenn Quebec posted:That massive tool saying he had to do x and y to get married to his super loving average looking wife. She better A+ cool. Isn't this the same video about how he brags about buying a house when all his other friends were still living at home or whatever? Hardly an accomplishment when you're buying a crumbling hovel in a zip tier city in a place called china.
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Dicky mouse posted:Haier how did you get pussy with out the "buy me poo poo" mentality of local women? nickmeister posted:Hardly an accomplishment when you're buying a crumbling hovel in a zip tier city in a place called china.
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Dicky mouse posted:The Patreon is annoying. Also the footage of him just pushing and baby care around was rather lovely. Just meet better girls who aren't gold diggers or have decent jobs/life and don't rely on men for everything
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Also be straight up honest: I'm not buying you poo poo. Some girls might scoff and walk off but it's their loss. Honestly this is not some cultural voodoo magic to figure out. If the relationship is based on material exchange then you might as well just pay for a loving hooker. It's not hard dating or being with better human beings instead of garbage people. I might sympathize with some because they are just trying to escape poverty and whatever situation but that doesn't mean you have to be their mark
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