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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

if anyone is at the C's game I will PayPal you cold hard electronic cash for one. Slide into my dms

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
https://twitter.com/EuroLeague/status/799731072691007488?s=09

straight up brolic posted:

if anyone is at the C's game I will PayPal you cold hard electronic cash for one. Slide into my dms

Same

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

Metapod posted:

https://twitter.com/Con_Chron/status/799725210807267329

If someone would like to buy me a Christmas gift.....

:lol: at people

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Metapod posted:

https://twitter.com/Con_Chron/status/799725210807267329

If someone would like to buy me a Christmas gift.....

Rude. I will not tolerate rude behavior in a man.

Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007

Chef Curry with the pot, boy!

attackmole posted:

"Max or nothing, m-----f-----!" Parsons hollered at Cuban, cracking up his crew.

Chandler Parsons is cool???

EvanTH posted:

Texas Teacher Impregnated by 13-Year-Old Student She Had Sex With ‘on Almost Daily Basis’ Pleads Guilty: Report

Clearly Steph Curry has a unique appeal amongst pedophiles. Do you like Steph Curry? You might be a pedophile. Please, seek help before you hurt somebody.


*picture of D. Rose on the floor clutching his knee with 10 seconds to go and his team up 400 but it's okay cause it's a playoffs game*

Wow, the kids parents were okay with their 13 year old dating his teacher. WTF?

Boredumb
Mar 10, 2005

:eyepop:

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

straight up brolic posted:

if anyone is at the C's game I will PayPal you cold hard electronic cash for one. Slide into my dms

And now you will wear Celtics green for the rest of your days.

shameful

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Artic Puma posted:

Chandler Parsons is cool???


Wow, the kids parents were okay with their 13 year old dating his teacher. WTF?

His parents were light years beyond other parents in terms of sexual permissiveness

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
F**k Chanlder parsons

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Artic Puma posted:

Chandler Parsons is cool???


Wow, the kids parents were okay with their 13 year old dating his teacher. WTF?

Maybe they assumed an older woman would practice safer sex

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Is that Anthony Randolph? That guy is the poster child for lost potential.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Lockback posted:

Is that Anthony Randolph? That guy is the poster child for lost potential.

Yes, on Joey Dorsey

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Anthony Randolph was a 2k superstar

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

predicto posted:

And now you will wear Celtics green for the rest of your days.

shameful

It's a beautiful color really

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005


this is cold

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Anthony Randolph was a 2k superstar

Any situation where you can take Anthony Randolphs body and let someone else make the decisions on what he should do is a recipe for superstardom.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Henchman of Santa posted:

Yes, on Joey Dorsey

Joey Dorsey is the poster child for lost non-potential

e: Just an interesting note, I was looking through assist seasons and it's pretty much just John Stockton and three seasons of other guys (including Magic Johnson) ahead of what Harden is averaging right now.

chunkles fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Nov 19, 2016

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
I hope this becomes a thing:

https://twitter.com/NOLAJake/status/799757671951986688

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...

Lockback posted:

Any situation where you can take Anthony Randolphs body and let someone else make the decisions on what he should do is a recipe for superstardom.

Yeah, you'd end up with Kevin Durant.

And man, Boston fans are such whiny babies.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Lockback posted:

Any situation where you can take Anthony Randolphs body and let someone else make the decisions on what he should do is a recipe for superstardom.

Tyrus Thomas was a god in 2K until like 2015

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Spite posted:

Yeah, you'd end up with Kevin Durant.

And man, Boston fans are such whiny babies.

Crowder and Horford are still out so it'll be an extra embarrassing loss tonight if its any consolation

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

Spite posted:

And man, Boston fans are such whiny babies.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

CNN BREAKING NEWS: Minutes per game is old flat earth/geocentric stuff. We have new and improved total miles run:

http://stats.nba.com/tracking/#!/player/speed/?sort=DIST_MILES&dir=1&PerMode=Totals

Portland and Phoenix will be cooked if they make the playoffs.

Jack's Flow posted:

I like how the NBA channel keeps posting random highlight clips from the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMoBY5KCAAI

:lol:

Niwrad posted:

I don't even mind his bad offense because he at least can get out in transition a bit and there aren't a ton of options. But his refusal to put in even a tiny bit of effort on defense really hurts the team.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/r/rondora01/on-off/2017

I mind it. Rondo is currently the worst shooting PG in the entire league.

25% from 3P land. 36% from 2P range. 62% from the line. I am currently constructing a time machine to send him back to 1947-1951 NBA where those numbers will be acceptable.

Artic Puma posted:

Wow, the kids parents were okay with their 13 year old dating his teacher. WTF?

Yea, they should've gotten married first.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Uh-oh... Derrick Rose's accuser appeals verdict in civil rape case
https://sports.yahoo.com/news/derrick-roses-accuser-appeals-verdict-in-civil-rape-case-061002597.html

"We combed the records, looked at the transcripts and I think the judge misapplied the rape shield law and, in doing so, abused his discretion," the woman’s lawyer, Waukeen McCoy, told The Associated Press.


It's only happened a dozen times in the last thirty years.

Hand Row posted:

I thought it was pretty established Thib runs his players into the ground.

That was a media lie: https://youtu.be/PSY_xM114u8?t=10s

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

EvanTH posted:

Texas Teacher Impregnated by 13-Year-Old Student She Had Sex With ‘on Almost Daily Basis’ Pleads Guilty: Report

Clearly Steph Curry has a unique appeal amongst pedophiles. Do you like Steph Curry? You might be a pedophile. Please, seek help before you hurt somebody.

*picture of D. Rose on the floor clutching his knee with 10 seconds to go and his team up 400 but it's okay cause it's a playoffs game*

This guy wears the GSW colors too:
http://ktla.com/2016/10/13/ex-torrance-high-school-wrestling-coach-found-guilty-on-39-counts-in-sex-abuse-case-involving-underage-boys/

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Acapella with Capela.
https://www.facebook.com/houstonrockets/videos/10154777114652320/

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

golden state predators

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
https://twitter.com/UpTheThunder/status/799783659226202112

:gizz:

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Mmmmm that's some 2000s Pistons-Pacers poo poo.

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
Race to the MVP article asking if a Big Man will ever win the award, talks very briefly about KAT and Anthony Davis and raves about Embiid.

...fourth place in the actual standings is Blake Griffin.

Like, I know Griffin is (often infuriatingly) far from a post-only big, but he should at least be disqualified in the actual article.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Why.

Blake Griffin is having a good season, his team is at the top of the standings currently, and at the end of the season, KAT, Davis, and Embiid will not remotely be anywhere near 3rd or better in seeding.

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
No, I mean, the article should either mention "Hey, this dominant big guy has a legit shot at winning MVP" or it should say "Blake Griffin is a big with a chance at winning the MVP, but he doesn't count as a 'traditional' big because he plays face-up and passes the ball and such and that's totally not what we meant when we wrote this."

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

yessss

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

i hear angels singing

wiltjer/onuaku 2020.

chunkles fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Nov 19, 2016

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
https://twitter.com/JustinVerrier/status/799813444874674176

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


He's good

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

He really is. :) and it was obvious he is still rusty.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The thunder toppled the basketball giant known as the nets thanks to the leadership of Oklahoma hall of famer Russell Westbrook

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