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Teodor's Uncle just got hosed up and he's not even there!
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This kind of convoluted ownage reminds me of what a middle school nerd thinks is a cool comeback against bullies.
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Nov 11, 2016 22:51
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oh also someone posted this link in another forum but Neiman Marcus basically has their own take on eBay Platinum Reserve
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Nov 11, 2016 23:23
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I'm sorry, Neiman Marcus, but a Cobalt Valkyrie-X private plane in rose gold still doesn't compare to Airwolf. Edit: may I also remind everyone that "I have Airwolf. This is not code language. I am flying Airwolf because I own Airwolf. Nothing else I could say would make more sense given what I own and what I am doing at this moment" is so good, guys.
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Nov 11, 2016 23:26
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MMAgCh posted:I'm sorry, Neiman Marcus, but a Cobalt Valkyrie-X private plane in rose gold still doesn't compare to Airwolf. I was literally typing up the same thing. "I have Airwolf. This is not code language. I am flying Airwolf because I own Airwolf. Nothing else I could say would make more sense given what I own and what I am doing at this moment." is just like, peak achewood.
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Nov 12, 2016 00:58
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That little arc also gave us Philippe admonishing a woman for not wearing a bra while having crummy boobs
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Nov 12, 2016 01:46
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I liked the ones where onstad picks up ray and roast beef
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Nov 12, 2016 01:47
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:oh also someone posted this link in another forum but Neiman Marcus basically has their own take on eBay Platinum Reserve Why is it 100k for children's books? Oh because they're first printings from the 40s that you will never let your kid actually touch
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Nov 12, 2016 02:11
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Shibawanko posted:I liked the ones where onstad picks up ray and roast beef Don't pick them up, what the hell man!?!
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Nov 12, 2016 10:17
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All this recent Teodor hating has me down. Let's never forget that despite being mopey and too big for his weird-looking britches sometimes, Teodor knows what's what:
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Nov 13, 2016 03:47
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Onstad's relationship with Trump has been a rich comedic vein for at least a decade now. It doesn't really put things in order, but any grieving parties could certainly do worse than reading Onstad's epic sandwich duel in the New Yorker. A duel in which a certain president elect happened to feature in. http://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/cartoon-lounge/the-duel-part-9 quote:A few days prior to the booking, I had my phone ringer set to go off like usual, but then out of the blue I got the little “voice mail” ping, meaning someone had somehow bypassed the system. When I checked the message, I heard a very high-quality recording, obviously done in a sound booth:
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Nov 13, 2016 07:18
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quote:Donald Trump has class the way ants have testicles. 
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Nov 13, 2016 13:16
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 New Strip is up! Despite the sirens I'm not really feeling this one, beyond the,"Hoody covers all" panel which I think is nicely timed/placed.
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Nov 18, 2016 11:20
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Jerusalem posted:
Beef being happy looked appropriately hosed up and wrong
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Nov 18, 2016 12:18
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hee hee hee!
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Nov 18, 2016 13:13
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There's a (mildly  ) story for Ray in today’s Mirror.
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Nov 18, 2016 13:38
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Tenterhooks posted:There's a (mildly Ray's thing with the cakes and the sitting is one of the funniest parts of Achewood to me.
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Nov 18, 2016 13:40
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I just have to wonder, has this been a thing for longer time or did Onstad accidentally create a fetish back in the day?
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Nov 18, 2016 14:34
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Laputanmachine posted:I just have to wonder, has this been a thing for longer time or did Onstad accidentally create a fetish back in the day? I could swear cake farts dot com has been around since before.
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Nov 18, 2016 15:10
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I remember seeing it on Portal of Evil like 15 years ago, so it was definitely already a thing.
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Nov 18, 2016 17:15
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Cake farts is practically as old as the internet.
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Nov 18, 2016 17:17
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Rollersnake posted:I remember seeing it on Portal of Evil like 15 years ago, so it was definitely already a thing.  Portal of Evil is how I was introduced to SA.
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withak posted:Cake farts is practically as old as the internet. Wait, I thought Cakefarts.com was started by a goon. I remember a thread
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prefect posted:Ray's thing with the cakes and the sitting is one of the funniest parts of Achewood to me. That panel of him dropping the sock always cracks me up.
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Nov 18, 2016 23:33
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I have a signed strip that's the birthday cake mashing one.
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Nov 19, 2016 03:55
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Johnny Aztec posted:Wait, I thought Cakefarts.com was started by a goon. I remember a thread I remember the thread and thinking "didn't I see this years ago" when I saw the thread. Edit: I am not proud of this.
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Nov 19, 2016 04:57
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That strip's fine but I do share others' concerns from a few pages back about Chris turning into a weed guy.
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Nov 19, 2016 05:02
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Hey, the dude has to deal with depression, breakup, and the fact that he's living in a world where saying things like "The only gay dude I'M marryin' is a dumb broad with a big veiny rack" is probably no longer disqualifying for a presidential campaign
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Nov 19, 2016 06:00
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tacodaemon posted:Hey, the dude has to deal with depression, breakup, and the fact that he's living in a world where saying things like "The only gay dude I'M marryin' is a dumb broad with a big veiny rack" is probably no longer disqualifying for a presidential campaign Which leads to one of my all-time favourite Achewoods. "Remember when he made headlines by messin' up his taxes so bad he almost got lethal injection" never fails to crack me up completely.
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Der Shovel posted:Which leads to one of my all-time favourite Achewoods. Jesus, Todd would've been the perfect VP pick for this election cycle Maybe we should Black Mirror it and elect Philippe in 2020 even though he's constitutionally ineligible and also a cartoon character
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Nov 19, 2016 17:05
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:That strip's fine but I do share others' concerns from a few pages back about Chris turning into a weed guy. Did Chris move to Portland... for weed reasons?!
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Nov 20, 2016 15:10
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:That strip's fine but I do share others' concerns from a few pages back about Chris turning into a weed guy. Have you read the strip? He was always a weed guy.
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Nov 20, 2016 16:31
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Stoned Lightning is a good name. Stone Lightning would be good too.
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Nov 20, 2016 22:18
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Chickenwalker posted:Have you read the strip? He was always a weed guy. Actually have YOU ever read the strip, onstad was a selfloathing alcoholic and now he's a guy wearing a NORML shirt and talking about his vape rig.
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Nov 21, 2016 16:08
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Do you think when Onstad goes out to eat he throws a big fit if somebody tells him he isn't allowed to vape inside the restaurant.
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Nov 21, 2016 16:08
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thrilla in vanilla posted:Do you think when Onstad goes out to eat he throws a big fit if somebody tells him he isn't allowed to vape inside the restaurant. If he does, it's in an internal self-loathing way where he has imaginary arguments with a large cast of restaurant employees of increasing rank. All anyone will see is a slowly reddening man who looks alternately sad and angry.
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Nov 21, 2016 16:18
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Yeah, the amount of weed jokes since achewood returned > the amount of weed jokes in the strips prior 11 year run Not that there's anything wrong with that. Onstad is at the "American Beauty" phase of the sad middle-age dad lifecycle. sadly, that is also the penultimate phase
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Yeah, the amount of weed jokes since achewood returned > the amount of weed jokes in the strips prior 11 year run What's the final phase? 
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Nov 21, 2016 16:29
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Well, have you seen American Beauty?
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My Lovely Horse posted:Well, have you seen American Beauty? He turns into a plastic bag and flies away. 
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