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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Solus posted:

Why must you constantly poo poo on my dreams Oatgan

so that i can feel alive

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

frankenfreak posted:

Raw is a fate very few truly deserve.

*throws dart at nxt roster pictures* ...Angelo Dawkins!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

oatgan posted:

im not sure shinsuke nakamura will be in a position on the main roster to warrant an orchestra by wrestlemania unless he's still nxt champion

i mean he'll still be himself right

For real tho, I kinda think they'll do him right after seeing AJ Styles.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

explosivo posted:

"Everybody went nuts for the violin entrance last time, how can we top that?"

"Like, 20.. violinists?"

I want them to keep topping it, so that next time everyone in the first dozen rows is given a violin, Triple H comes out and sings the theme song alone in the ring with no musical accompaniment for ten minutes, then Shinsuke comes out wearing a big violin costume.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

That inziguri was gross

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

20 strippers dressed like nakamura dance and gyrate on giant violins

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Benne posted:

Big E needs to watch Joe tapes and learn how a 300-pound man can do a safe dive that still looks great

And hopefully soon, before Big E breaks his drat neck doing that poo poo

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

OldTennisCourt posted:

WWE should remake Heavyweights starring Somoa Joe, Kevin Owens and Big Show and have Seth Rollins play Ben Stiller's character
That movie is on Netflix I wonder if it holds up for a good kids movie

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

dromal phrenia posted:

20 strippers dressed like nakamura dance and gyrate on giant violins

So a sequel to that one WrestleKingdom entrance?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

achillesforever6 posted:

That movie is on Netflix I wonder if it holds up for a good kids movie

Congratulations Big Show....you're the fattest kid in camp.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

surf rock posted:

I want them to keep topping it, so that next time everyone in the first dozen rows is given a violin, Triple H comes out and sings the theme song alone in the ring with no musical accompaniment for ten minutes, then Shinsuke comes out wearing a big violin costume.

Escorted to the ring by the guy in the skirt of violins from Dave Matthews "Crash into Me" video.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

dromal phrenia posted:

*throws dart at nxt roster pictures* ...Angelo Dawkins!
THIS CONTRACT IS SEALED

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


dromal phrenia posted:

20 strippers dressed like nakamura dance and gyrate on giant violins
this but its actually alexa bliss and nia jax

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

dromal phrenia posted:

20 strippers dressed like nakamura dance and gyrate on giant violins

Did a Google Image Search for "violin strippers"

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

beetlo posted:

Yeah pretty much only the first chick was actually playing, but whatever. Still owned.

She was one of the worst at staying in time with the theme though

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



i'm enjoying this so far

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
This match's pretty good but violins are on our mind.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

dromal phrenia posted:

20 strippers dressed like nakamura dance and gyrate on giant violins


MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Goddamn, that Powerslam.

Hey Roman, start doing that.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Wait, is this match going another 45 minutes? How long are Takeover shows?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the ref sold that kickout like he got shot

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

This makes me uncomfortable

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
God drat that looked solid

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

im glad sv's wife came around on shinsuke

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Go on.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


surf rock posted:

Wait, is this match going another 45 minutes? How long are Takeover shows?

2+overrun.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
HAHAHAHA DRAKE hosed THE 10 COUNT

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Fenrir posted:

And hopefully soon, before Big E breaks his drat neck doing that poo poo

From what I see, Joe turns his body to the side and braces himself, so if the worst happens he'll just land stomach-first. Still won't feel good, but you save your neck.

Big E just flies headfirst at full speed with no control of his body, and it looks terrifying even if someone manages to catch him.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what the gently caress is a kodiak bear?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dias posted:

HAHAHAHA DRAKE hosed THE 10 COUNT

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Dias posted:

HAHAHAHA DRAKE hosed THE 10 COUNT

a) that ain't drake b) i don't think he did?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Holy poo poo

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
:stare:

HOLY poo poo

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

DoctorGonzo posted:

what the gently caress is a kodiak bear?

its a subspecies of the brown bear

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Why does Tom Phillips keep saying Joe can only win the title by pin or submission as if Kevin Owens didn't win that title by TKO?

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



holy moly

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

abraham linksys posted:

a) that ain't drake b) i don't think he did?

wait that ain't and also wait weren't the boos because he stopped it because i don't think it was anything else

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Jesus Christ. This is a loving great match.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Brock Lesnar posted:

its a subspecies of the brown bear

Thank you, friend!

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