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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Stop playing this garbage game and more importantly, stop paying for it.

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SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
the same teams don't do the same thing.

But i can't put any more money into this train wreck then buying it for full price.

The gameplay is flat and boring,

Game itself is a f2p masquerading as a full price game

they've made every character worse than old incarnations (what the gently caress is juri?)

you can't even play a character in training mode before paying fight money for them :downs:

It takes too long to load for being so simplistic.

I honestly only keep track now to see how it's hosed up this time. The only redemption I see for the game is starting from scratch.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I think the gameplay is pretty fun. It does take way too long to load though, although it is more annoying than game breaking to me at least.

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
You aren't a worse person for it.

The game satisfied you and left me burned but we can still get along and play other games.

It's just hard to look past all the easily avoided mistakes as someone who went along the path of sf4 from vanilla to ultra.

Renoistic
Jul 27, 2007

Everyone has a
guardian angel.

HoboWithAShotgun posted:

It goes through fireballs, it's to punish fireballs. You can punish them from almost full screen with hk version. Every version but ex is punishable easily so using it for any other reason than punishing a fireball is inviting a loss. I don't really know why it being throwable is a big thing, you could throw ex-version if someone throws it out because it's safe I guess.

You can grab birdie grab in much the same way except it's a lot more useful considering he recovers too fast for most neutral jumps on the way down.

https://a.pomf.cat/gowvuo.webm

"Sexy Pikachu" - cosplay?

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Renoistic posted:

"Sexy Pikachu" - cosplay?

Ken is just a Sexy Charmander if you really think about it

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

SectumSempra posted:

You aren't a worse person for it.

The game satisfied you and left me burned but we can still get along and play other games.

It's just hard to look past all the easily avoided mistakes as someone who went along the path of sf4 from vanilla to ultra.

No I think this thread has come to the consensus that anyone who likes SF5 is a bad person and we should continue with that going forward.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

C. Everett Koop posted:

No I think this thread has come to the consensus that anyone who likes SF5 is a bad person and we should continue with that going forward.

It's the objective truth.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Which one of you is this?

SuccinctAndPunchy
Mar 29, 2013

People are supposed to get hurt by things. It's fucked up to not. It's not good for you.

Jack Trades posted:

Which one of you is this?


Everyone I lose to is using *lists a third of the cast*

i dunno why this is the part I zero in on but it is

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

Jack Trades posted:

Which one of you is this?


The best part of this is still "loving top tier easy mode character pickers are bullshit" while maining Nash.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
If you're really low tier salt mining you have to maintain :smugdog: status at all times.

Win: wow, you lost to low tier, learn your match ups loser

Lose: oh well, if I had more tools I might have had you

Get wrecked: *contemplate switching chars in silence for a second and then dont*

dhamster
Aug 5, 2013

I got into my car and ate my chalupa with a feeling of accomplishment.

Jack Trades posted:

Which one of you is this?


Every character i lose to in ranked is a scrub using

Abel
Adon
Akuma
Alex
Balrog
Birdie
Blanka
C Viper
Cammy
Chun-Li
Cody
Dan
Decapre
Dee Jay
Dhalsim
Dudley
E Honda
El Fuerte
Elena
Evil Ryu
FANG
Fei Long
Geki
Gen
Gill
Gouken
Guile
Guy
Hakan
Hugo
Ibuki
Juli
Juni
Juri
Karin
Ken
Laura
Lee
M Bison
(...)

Revelant
Jul 27, 2007

Ask me about my male escort services. 30% Discounts for Goons.

Oh geez thats me.

Revelant fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Nov 15, 2016

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Jack Trades posted:

Which one of you is this?


i got a lot of these on my steam wall after Rolento came out in USF4

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
So due to weird circumstances the only time I get to play this game is for about an hour waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay early weekday mornings PST. Sometimes it's better than coffee. Today I got to skip out into the world with two sets under my belt cratering a higher ranked Rashid who bought the skies of honor stage with my secondary character. Fun to finally see the stage though.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Stay in bed weirdo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Only on hard knockdowns

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ive actually gotten back into this a bit after putting it down for a while. it's still bad but maybe i care less

guts and bolts
May 16, 2015

Have you heard the Good News?
I still really like Street Fighting Five

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

guts and bolts posted:

I still really like Street Fighting Five

I'm sorry about your poor taste in games.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Should I even be trying to play Urien if I'm not fully up on hit confirms from cr.hp? Like I think I can get myself into putting a knee drop on the end of it but fireball->chariot seems beyond me for practical use. Right now it's all: try for long pokes/fb's, start to lose when the other person goes offense, try and land a super/pray for some aegis fun. Sometimes I win if I can fit a few throws in and get that last part to work.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
What is the issue you are having doing the combo after cr.hp?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The chariot part, if I know/think it's gonna hit I can get off a fireball most of the time but the concept behind inserting back->forward charge moves into combos just won't stick for me.

Otakufag
Aug 23, 2004
Can someone explain to me why they say every character is Cody with a slightly different gimmick in this game??

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Otakufag posted:

Can someone explain to me why they say every character is Cody with a slightly different gimmick in this game??

Who is they.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Otakufag posted:

Can someone explain to me why they say every character is Cody with a slightly different gimmick in this game??

I don't know what this means

CaptCommy
Aug 13, 2012

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a goat.

It's just a weird shitpost gimmick of Jack Trades in this thread, as far as I know.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




its an inside joke in this thread

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Otakufag posted:

Can someone explain to me why they say every character is Cody with a slightly different gimmick in this game??

SFV has garbage normals and extra input lag, which makes all characters fight at close range, since footsies aren't viable, using long strings of frame traps which is exactly how Cody in SF4 fights.

CaptCommy posted:

It's just a weird shitpost gimmick of Jack Trades in this thread, as far as I know.

SFV was called "Cody Fighter" during it's beta in this very thread by several other people, back when even I thought that SFV was great.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Maybe so, but I'd argue the DLC fighters are Deejays.

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013

Im not ready for this new world of Cody Fighter V

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
A Cody in the streets, and a Rufus in the sheets

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
I'm Eagle in the sheets

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
how do you deal with players who are always aggressive and always hitting buttons? i've played 4 different karins today who never stop playing aggressively, even after i punish, and man is it frustrating

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
The answer is to switch to Karin because she is fun and cool.

The real answer is to block her c mp s mp bnb and jump at her a lot because her AA sucks. A lot of button mashy people pick her because her normals are super good. You just gotta keep her out and deal with it.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
The real reason this game sucks is that there aren't even any Final Fight characters in it.

edit: except cody apparently

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

The answer is to switch to Karin because she is fun and cool.

The real answer is to block her c mp s mp bnb and jump at her a lot because her AA sucks. A lot of button mashy people pick her because her normals are super good. You just gotta keep her out and deal with it.

i think laura's fun and cool :smith:

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

abraham linkedin posted:

how do you deal with players who are always aggressive and always hitting buttons? i've played 4 different karins today who never stop playing aggressively, even after i punish, and man is it frustrating

You use your reasonable walk speed to stay just outside of the range of her buttons and when she does press a button you react and punish on her recovery with your own good long-range button buffered into a special.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

abraham linkedin posted:

i think laura's fun and cool :smith:

Laura is fun but she isn't cool

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