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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




coyo7e posted:

haunted summer camp :laugh:

God I hope they save that for a hopeful season 3 of Scream Queens.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

coyo7e posted:

haunted summer camp :laugh:

I would be so psyched to watch this

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
Haunted whorehouse in the old west

Or haunted Vegas casino

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
Small Texas town that relies on a military/government facility that secretly houses aliens and genetic experiments based on the technology and anatomy of the aliens

...that is also haunted.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

OmegaBR posted:

Small Texas town that relies on a military/government facility that secretly houses aliens and genetic experiments based on the technology and anatomy of the aliens

...that is also haunted.
or tie in with Philadelphia Experiment, I like it

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

OmegaBR posted:

Small Texas town that relies on a military/government facility that secretly houses aliens and genetic experiments based on the technology and anatomy of the aliens

...that is also haunted.

I don't know, that sounds like it would be too much for the show to try and handle.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

CobiWann posted:

I don't know, that sounds like it would be too much for the show to try and handle.

Hasn't stopped them before

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
a military base or similar would allow them to do an "it only happens when we come back to base to eat and sleep and relax" atmosphere that could be really effective

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
Who the hell cares what it's about, I want Zachary Quinto back

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




A military base would provide ample roles for tall dark haired men. Locker rooms. Showers. So much man butt.

How has this not already happened?

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



A Casino... built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

MadSparkle posted:

Who the hell cares what it's about, I want Zachary Quinto back

I wish Cromwell and Lance Reddick would come back

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I enjoyed this season, and I enjoyed 1 & 2 also. Are 3-5 worth watching? I heard Coven was horrible, I liked the 1st ep of Freak Show but didn't keep watching, and I've heard literally nothing about Hotel.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

GobiasIndustries posted:

I enjoyed this season, and I enjoyed 1 & 2 also. Are 3-5 worth watching? I heard Coven was horrible, I liked the 1st ep of Freak Show but didn't keep watching, and I've heard literally nothing about Hotel.

3: No.
4: Maybe give it a try but your initial impression of it is not likely to ever change so feel free to quit at any time.
5: Yes.

Can of Cloud
May 20, 2010
Season 6 started decent, at best, then it crashed and burned hard ... what a disaster of a finale.

Nothing good since Asylum.

I'm done with the show.

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

LadyPictureShow posted:

A Casino... built on an ancient Indian burial ground.


I wish Cromwell and Lance Reddick would come back

Yes, please. And Danny Huston too.
And Matt McDermott.

GobiasIndustries posted:

I enjoyed this season, and I enjoyed 1 & 2 also. Are 3-5 worth watching? I heard Coven was horrible, I liked the 1st ep of Freak Show but didn't keep watching, and I've heard literally nothing about Hotel.


Coven was terrible with exceptions of some really great moments and characters (not nearly enough to sustain a season, however). Freak Show was decent for the first few episodes and then became terrible, and dull. Both of those seasons suffered because of the usual 'Wtf is this dumb subplot here for, it adds nothing and takes up too much space' syndrome, I think. Hotel had the same dumb subplot thing (several actually) also but the difference is that the really strong characters were kind of able to hold it up because they were a bigger part of the story structure, while in Coven and Freak Show they were not. Evan Peters, Denis O'Hare, and Kathy Bates were positively glorious in Hotel and acted as support beams. Gaga was actually decent - I'll say the role suited her well. Mare Winningham was incredible. The rest of the cast ranged from good to eye-rollingly annoying but you could often ignore them because usually other interesting things were going on. Plus it was just a beautiful, stylized season.

I've come to the official conclusion that dumb subplots that go nowhere are just a Ryan Murphy thing, and that a good, successful AHS season which manages to not be totally eclipsed by dumb subplots is usually due to an exceptionally strong cast.
The only exception to this is the first season because in a lot of ways it's the most cohesive, coherent season, even if it's not considered as exciting and fever pitch batshit as Season 2. Season 1 is just stronger in its writing even though in many ways I still prefer Season 2 and consider it superior because it gives no fucks.

MadSparkle fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Nov 20, 2016

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Can of Cloud posted:

Season 6 started decent, at best, then it crashed and burned hard ... what a disaster of a finale.

Nothing good since Asylum.

I'm done with the show.

Okay, see you next year!

GobiasIndustries posted:

I enjoyed this season, and I enjoyed 1 & 2 also. Are 3-5 worth watching? I heard Coven was horrible, I liked the 1st ep of Freak Show but didn't keep watching, and I've heard literally nothing about Hotel.

I'd say that Freak Show is worth watching if you have absolutely nothing better to watch, it has moments but like AHS at its worst it goes up its own rear end and never comes back. Hotel is definitely worth watching, it's basically Murder House but in a hotel... only not as good as Murder House. Don't even bother with Coven unless you like being simultaneously bored and angry at the stupidest poo poo you've ever seen.

Personal rankings so far: Asylum > Murder House/Roanoke > Hotel >> Freak Show >>>>>>>>> Coven

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

King Vidiot posted:

Don't even bother with Coven unless you like being simultaneously bored and angry at the stupidest poo poo you've ever seen.

this is probably the most articulate summation

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Hotel was really bad and most likely the worst conceived season out of the bunch. It's really a waste of time. I wouldn't bother.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Last Chance posted:

Hotel was really bad and most likely the worst conceived season out of the bunch. It's really a waste of time. I wouldn't bother.

Evan Peters is the reason to watch it, and is so good it's worth watching the season just for him. Not even joking, he's loving great.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






At least check out the Coven and Freak Show intros on Youtube, there's a reason everyone was bemoaning the lack of a proper title sequence this time around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmRXT7w2C1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm4AJaueiDY

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice
Just finished catching up on the last episode of Roanoke. I can't tell you how happy I would have been if Mason's ghost offered to kill Lee at the end, since the little girl ghost was so scared about doing it.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I think liking Freak Show has to do with liking Lange. I find her "smug leader who knows everything" character she does in every single season to be absolutely insufferable, so Freak Show being her sendoff season and arguably built around giving her as much airtime to do random poo poo as possible was just terrible and it's far and away the worst season for me. I am forever glad she is gone from the show.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




GobiasIndustries posted:

I enjoyed this season, and I enjoyed 1 & 2 also. Are 3-5 worth watching? I heard Coven was horrible, I liked the 1st ep of Freak Show but didn't keep watching, and I've heard literally nothing about Hotel.

You may notice in the last couple pages people saying season 6 was both one of the best and one of the worst seasons ever, so this seems like one of those shows people like for different reasons. And every season is very different with it's own strengths and weaknesses.

If you like what you've seen so far, I'd suggest starting the other seasons. If at any point you stop enjoying a season, just stop watching right there because it's just going to be more of the same. Once the show starts getting on your nerves it is very unlikely to go back to being enjoyable. If you are curious either skip to the last episode to see the resolution, or just look up spoilers.

For example the plot for Coven was a hot mess, a boring hot mess, but it did have some great visuals and moments. So if you are the sort of person who enjoys that esthetic you may enjoy it despite the plot being all over the place.

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Asiina posted:

I think liking Freak Show has to do with liking Lange. I find her "smug leader who knows everything" character she does in every single season to be absolutely insufferable, so Freak Show being her sendoff season and arguably built around giving her as much airtime to do random poo poo as possible was just terrible and it's far and away the worst season for me. I am forever glad she is gone from the show.

I love Jessica Lange, but by that point she had been cast for basically the same part for the fourth time in a row and while she does that part well, it was starting to grow old. One of the coolest things about Hotel was that it pulled several of the main cast members out of their "types", and it would have been exciting to see Lange get some new challenges as well. Evan Peters was also pretty stuck in the "brooding misunderstood love interest with dark side" until Hotel where I guess his acting direction consisted of a bag of cocaine and a funnel.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
There's a few of them that have types. Taissa Farmiga's characters could actually be the same character if they didn't all end up dead. And as you said Evan Peters. The issue I find is that people always rave about Lange while complaining about the others lack of range and I just don't get it. Other than Asylum which I feel is the best version of that character, she's just been terribly obnoxious every other season.

violetdragon
Jul 27, 2006

RAWR

Luvcow posted:

I would be so psyched to watch this

May I direct anyone interested in hosed up horror tv shows about summer camps to watch Dead of Summer. It aired on Freeform... over the summer. It's not a *good* show, but it is absolutely batshit crazy.

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013
If we're doing recommendations, I highly recommend little known British horror thriller Funland, about the (incredibly) seedy goings on behind the scenes at Blackpool. It's fun, super hosed up, but also really internally consistent, and has a great murder mystery. It's by some of the League Of Gentlemen -- the guys responsible for Inside No. 9, Psychoville and The League of Gentlemen -- and shares their similar sense of horrific eccentricity and really strong plotting.

As a bonus, it's loving hilarious, if with an incredibly dark sense of humour. I loving love all their stuff.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

violetdragon posted:

May I direct anyone interested in hosed up horror tv shows about summer camps to watch Dead of Summer. It aired on Freeform... over the summer. It's not a *good* show, but it is absolutely batshit crazy.


Open Source Idiom posted:

If we're doing recommendations, I highly recommend little known British horror thriller Funland, about the (incredibly) seedy goings on behind the scenes at Blackpool. It's fun, super hosed up, but also really internally consistent, and has a great murder mystery. It's by some of the League Of Gentlemen -- the guys responsible for Inside No. 9, Psychoville and The League of Gentlemen -- and shares their similar sense of horrific eccentricity and really strong plotting.

As a bonus, it's loving hilarious, if with an incredibly dark sense of humour. I loving love all their stuff.


will check out both of these, thank you

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

I binge watched all ten episodes last week and thought it was easily the second best season after Asylum. Roanoke and Asylum were so much better than the other seasons that they may as well be a completely different show.

Did it have good ratings? Is there a chance they could learn from the (hopefully) positive response to this season so we don't have incoherent, boring shows in the coming years.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




the truth posted:

I binge watched all ten episodes last week and thought it was easily the second best season after Asylum. Roanoke and Asylum were so much better than the other seasons that they may as well be a completely different show.

Did it have good ratings? Is there a chance they could learn from the (hopefully) positive response to this season so we don't have incoherent, boring shows in the coming years.

I'm not sure the creator understands why it is good and why it is bad. This season is a trim 10 episodes because he noticed ratings fall off after thanksgiving -- which is true, but thanksgiving isn't the problem.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

MadSparkle posted:

Jesus christ, I don't even know what the hell that was supposed to be. I mean I guess it's possible? It doesn't matter. The whole place is haunted though and I guess the thing with Lee saying, If the place wasn't so pretty people wouldn't move here was a point but not a very good one in terms of whether there's a house or not, people will always build their McMansions and cum castles or whatever, so it doesn't really matter whether there's an actual building on the property on not... people build houses on land all the time, it's a thing they do. Blowing up the house doesn't 'solve' anything. It probably will piss off Mott even more though and he will be howling in the next McMansion built about what an abomination it is. The Chens will continue being assholes. The rest don't give a poo poo.

Also, it's kinda lame how hillbilly the Polks were...I mean I get the whole stereotype thing but jesus loving christ dude. I've lived in LA, SF, Portland, Miami, Atlanta, New Orleans, Virginia, and sometimes go to the outer banks in NC... I've seen some hillbillies but even hillbillies have better digs now, dude. I'm not insulted 'culturally' so much as I am annoyed...not that I am watching this for any kind of realism or anything but good god, really, would have been cool it have been if the Polks in the reality show were shown as such disturbing primitive hillbillies but then the 'real' Polks were like all about having cable and running water and a sweet set of loveseats and gaming systems, just like modern regular hillbillies watching HGTV and Mama Polk is wearing something from the Laura Ashley collection and having some doll fetish or something. The civil war flag is framed neatly and respectfully at the entrance or some poo poo. They have a koi pond or something, I don't loving know.
I dunno. I think it would've been kind of great in contrast to show how Sidney's interpretation of the Polks was completely off the wall nuts (to echo Ryan Murphy's) and they decided to sue him or something.
Alright, getting too up my own rear end here, I just think, I've seen levels of this kind of insanity before in this show, why not now, it would've been kind of awesome.

Because it's lightly connected, the assistants quip about not being able to get a salad because "it's the south. Everything's fried down here" and I'm like bitch please, no matter how rural you get you're going to at least be near a mickey D's salad or a subway. North Carolina isn't that bad.

Asiina posted:

There's a few of them that have types. Taissa Farmiga's characters could actually be the same character if they didn't all end up dead. And as you said Evan Peters. The issue I find is that people always rave about Lange while complaining about the others lack of range and I just don't get it. Other than Asylum which I feel is the best version of that character, she's just been terribly obnoxious every other season.

I think she nailed the "southerner from a once pish posh family" in season one and wasn't exactly the same type of character she played the next three seasons.

A. Beaverhausen fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Nov 21, 2016

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm not sure the creator understands why it is good and why it is bad. This season is a trim 10 episodes because he noticed ratings fall off after thanksgiving -- which is true, but thanksgiving isn't the problem.

ya less is more in this case

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

This will seem a little off the wall for a recommendation, but The Onion put out a short web series that was about a reality show and dips into horror more than a few times.

Sex House

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






JossiRossi posted:

This will seem a little off the wall for a recommendation, but The Onion put out a short web series that was about a reality show and dips into horror more than a few times.

Sex House

Sex House and its spiritual successor, Porkin' Across America, are amazing satirical horror shows and seriously hosed up.

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

McSpanky posted:

Sex House and its spiritual successor, Porkin' Across America, are amazing satirical horror shows and seriously hosed up.

Oh my god, how did I forget to link that too. Arguably this is even more horror related.

Porkin' Across America

Victorkm
Nov 25, 2001

2 of the best things ever to come across YouTube, IMO.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

MadSparkle posted:

Also, it's kinda lame how hillbilly the Polks were...I mean I get the whole stereotype thing but jesus loving christ dude. I've lived in LA, SF, Portland, Miami, Atlanta, New Orleans, Virginia, and sometimes go to the outer banks in NC... I've seen some hillbillies but even hillbillies have better digs now, dude. I'm not insulted 'culturally' so much as I am annoyed...not that I am watching this for any kind of realism or anything but good god, really,

No offense but if you list of a bunch of major metropolitan cities you've lived in then you have no idea how realistic the Polk family was. And yeah I saw you snuck Virginia and NC in there at the end but you're really just clueless about this, sorry.

source: I live in Appalachia

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I was just hoping the Polks would end up being the heroes

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Luvcow posted:

I was just hoping the Polks would end up being the heroes

Haha right? Like instead of cannibalizing the professor they just ended up finding him like that and the entire story about them (minus the weed) was fabricated to make them look bad because they're an easy target for the police to blame and to excuse a murder.


Hell that would have made this season AMAZING, ditch the whole head-up-your-rear end reality TV thing and just show the Real Story the second time around

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LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Dienes posted:

Just finished catching up on the last episode of Roanoke. I can't tell you how happy I would have been if Mason's ghost offered to kill Lee at the end, since the little girl ghost was so scared about doing it.

That... would have been a good wrap-up, but since the scene was more to do with Flora, its probably why it went with Priscilla.

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