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Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
gently caress you Langford! Howard did all the work for that :argh:

On the other hand, gj TY

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'd be pissed that Indy has 3 tds and Gore has none of those but drat, dude is still racking up some yardage.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I'm quite pleased with what DJ has done today thus far.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
What's up with all the missed PATs and blocks?

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Jota posted:

Oh gently caress you Pagano and gently caress you Turbin you loving vulture

I'm really enjoying having Gore and DeMarco right now. Murray has like 5 touches for less than 20 yards in a blowout and the Colts have scored from inside the 3 yard line 3 times and Frank Gore has 0 TDs


The darkest timeline

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
I'm pretty happy right now that I didn't give up on Minne def yet.

muon
Sep 13, 2008

by Reene
My opponent's Carson Palmer throws a touchdown to my opponent's Minnesota Defense

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Bruce Arians, Andy Reid, and Alex Smith are the banes of my existence.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

muon posted:

My opponent's Carson Palmer throws a touchdown to my opponent's Minnesota Defense

A net gain for you surely. A normal TD is 4 + yardage, an INT is -2 and a D/ST TD is 6. Saved you a few tenths of a point!!

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Have AJ Green, going against Le'Veon Bell

Good to have one less thing to pay attention to today

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Stafford still has 1 point. wtf is going on

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

Teemu Pokemon posted:

I'm really enjoying having Gore and DeMarco right now. Murray has like 5 touches for less than 20 yards in a blowout and the Colts have scored from inside the 3 yard line 3 times and Frank Gore has 0 TDs


The darkest timeline

Not all storm clouds now

Picked up Boyd, why not. Montgomery is not involved anymore.

dphi
Jul 9, 2001

Varg posted:

Stafford still has 1 point. wtf is going on

That's my bad, I started him over Dak.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





dphi posted:

That's my bad, I started him over Dak Roethlisberger.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


dphi posted:

That's my bad, I started him over Dak Roethlisberger Wilson.

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
McCoy apparently hurt his thumb?

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
Holy poo poo Minne Def is rebounding.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Lmao god dammit of course Minnesota does this after I drop them. Now I won't be able to pick them back up.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Is the Arizona defense awful all of a sudden or is Palmer just throwing a bunch of picks again and loving them over?

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
Shady done for the day with a thumb injury.

dphi
Jul 9, 2001
Okay Dak, I won't sit you again.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Every time I start Tate he does jack poo poo. Why have I not learned?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The Detroit Lions make me sad

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Allen Cross? Who?

dammit I really wanted a Douggie td

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Who the gently caress is Alan Cross?

Also gently caress standard ESPN defense scoring. I hate it when my defense loses points for yards given up.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I would have been better off leaving a spot empty than starting Tate. gently caress this 3 pm on a Sunday isn't too early for whiskey.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

I have Gore and See on my bench because I read Dez was having back spasms this morning and I thought giving Ware one last chance was the right thing. Feels bad.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's cool that my opponent has Rashad "shitmaster" Jennings the one week where he decides to show up.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
David. Johnson. Owns.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Lmao of course Bortles ends the game on an INT. Can't wait to get that dumb gently caress off my team.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Fire the cardinals o line into the sun. Jesus.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I'm starting to regret jumping on the Dolphins DST train

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Dare I say it? Maybe 1st overall pick Jared Goff is a better QB than Case Keenum?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Mikey Purp posted:

Dare I say it? Maybe 1st overall pick Jared Goff is a better QB than Case Keenum?

Something tells me the dolphins (minus rashad jones, who is on IR) are not exactly the strongest test. But yes the first couple drives don't look awful.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Prosise is for real

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
"Ok, well at least my opponent is starting Gurley, he hasn't been very goo-"
*Gurley immediately scores*

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Doppelganger posted:

"Ok, well at least my opponent is starting Gurley, he hasn't been very goo-"
*Gurley immediately scores*

This is me except "well I'm not gonna start Gurley because he ain't done poo poo this ye- gently caress me."

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Guess I should've flexed Prosise over Kelley/Cobb

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Quiet Feet's rules for fantasy football.

Does the matchup look easy? I'm hosed.

Am I projected to win? hosed.

Does my wr/qb/rb have an easy matchup? hosed.

Is my opponent starting some garbageman who averages 3-4 points a week? I'm hosed.

Other situations not covered above: hosed.

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VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
AJ Green reported to have a torn hamstring and will miss the rest of the fantasy season.

Is Boyd an add? Or is it gonna be the Gio/Eifert show?

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