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the great memening spreads across the land. It spares no man or child. It takes the pious and the sinner, the lamb and the lion.
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trump will be dismembered by the starving hordes and his remains strewn between the power lines of new york city and strung with festive christmas lights to bring joy to all the orphans of war
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Nov 21, 2016 00:42
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i really need to do a poo but i like apocalyptic shitposting
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Nov 21, 2016 00:44
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feral children of the suburbs all gather in the town square, piling their pokemon cards and parents' remains onto a great sacrificial pyre in hopes of fresh rains. the old god is dead! now the dark ones is best friend
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Nov 21, 2016 00:47
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haha sorry everyone, i just dropped a huge deuce and i feel much happier now
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Nov 21, 2016 00:51
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when my old dog died and i got vanya i was plagued by recurring nightmares that i sacrificed him and it brought my old dog back to life as this weird uncanny pet semetary monster, it was quite troubling for a grieving teenager
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Nov 21, 2016 00:53
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what i'm saying is that if we slice trump open, inside his ribcage where his heart should sit we'll find a large diamond that pulses with a sickly light. this we will grind down into a fine dust and release into the ocean, which will part to reveal leonard cohen standing in a clamshell, naked but for the tallit that strategically covers his groin, attended by a host of cherubim and a winged lion with the face of ariel sharon
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Nov 21, 2016 00:55
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posses of irony boys scour the plains for male victims. at some point their divine mantra lost a word, thus they became a death cult. now they roam with machetes, collecting members in fleshy necklaces that serve witness to their demented ape god, forever shouting "dicks for harmabe! dicks for harambe!"
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Nov 21, 2016 00:55
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Matoi Ryuko posted:It's up to me to fix climate change I hope you don't mind Matoi but I went ahead and updated my sig.
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Nov 21, 2016 00:56
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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/11/19/increasingly-paranoid-isis-leader-reportedly-refuses-to-sleep-without-suicide-vest.html
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Nov 21, 2016 01:02
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Nov 21, 2016 01:04
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Rodatose posted:how could a manager expect a person getting paid the minimum wage of $7.80 to both do their job quickly in front of a hot grill and show genuine smiles to uncaring customers
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Nov 21, 2016 01:21
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Rodatose posted:how could a manager expect a person getting paid the minimum wage of $7.80 to both do their job quickly in front of a hot grill and show genuine smiles to uncaring customers if you're working the grill why do you have to interact with customers at all. that's the boh privilege
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Nov 21, 2016 01:24
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:if you're working the grill why do you have to interact with customers at all. that's the boh privilege it's a food court, the grill was right by the counter and you were expected to perform for customers
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Nov 21, 2016 01:30
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Rodatose posted:it's a food court, the grill was right by the counter and you were expected to perform for customers lol
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Nov 21, 2016 01:33
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i live michael shannon
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Nov 21, 2016 01:37
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a cut of the training video that played on a continuous loop in the back room to instill adherence to company policies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSd33vxhVpc
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Nov 21, 2016 01:41
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Rodatose posted:a cut of the training video that played on a continuous loop in the back room to instill adherence to company policies looooool
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Nov 21, 2016 01:43
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rip sarko
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Nov 21, 2016 01:58
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kustomkarkommando posted:rip sarko i was briefly hopeful he actually died too bad the choices are going to be juppe, macron, and le pen
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Nov 21, 2016 02:36
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Avshalom posted:i am struggling with a profound feeling that i should be doing more to help the advancement of our species instead of helping a coal mine wrestle an endless ouroboros of paperwork into an unuseable system that gets demolished every second day anyway when someone is getting audited and in a panic takes all the files out of the boxes i painstakingly sorted them into and flings them all over the desk out of order have you considered a pilgrimage to montreal
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Nov 21, 2016 02:38
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Badger of Basra posted:i was briefly hopeful he actually died i mean a person can die more than once
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Nov 21, 2016 02:38
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Dreylad posted:i mean a person can die more than once we're all dead, mon ami
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Nov 21, 2016 02:40
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i think the image of french people in the us as insane communists who are always on strike is weird since they've only had two socialist presidents since wwii and have a shockingly low unionization rate
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Nov 21, 2016 02:41
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Badger of Basra posted:i was briefly hopeful he actually died fillon beat juppe in the first round
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Nov 21, 2016 02:43
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Is france finally ready for full thatcherism now
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kustomkarkommando posted:Is france finally ready for full thatcherism now why settle for thatcherism when you can have powellism
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Nov 21, 2016 02:46
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it's really unfortunate whenever i see a deceitful penguin post
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Nov 21, 2016 02:50
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Badger of Basra posted:it's really unfortunate whenever i see a deceitful penguin post wait does he still post
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Nov 21, 2016 02:54
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kustomkarkommando posted:wait does he still post i feel like i see him most in the philippines thread, but i don't read many threads
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Nov 21, 2016 02:58
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is there a country out there that isn't about to be overtaken by the forces of darkness?
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Nov 21, 2016 03:06
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:is there a country out there that isn't about to be overtaken by the forces of darkness? the alliance of boring countries people make fun of will have their day
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:is there a country out there that isn't about to be overtaken by the forces of darkness? only those that have already fallen
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Nov 21, 2016 03:22
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Is this the start of that Jesus miracle?
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Nov 21, 2016 03:23
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Gin and Juche posted:Is this the start of that Jesus miracle? no, no babies are being born there (good memebaking)
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Nov 21, 2016 03:29
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eat poo poo sarko you disgusting little fascist gnome
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Nov 21, 2016 03:30
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now someone can assassinate hollande and macron can have a heart attack or something and that particular election might not be completely awful lol who am i kidding the socialist candidate's going to be valls death to france
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Nov 21, 2016 03:31
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taubira for presidente imo
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Badger of Basra posted:we're all dead, mon ami and we shall die again, before the end
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