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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Baloogan posted:

thge metric system is a loving lie, a pipe in canada might be labeled "1500mm" ID on a loving engineer diraagram but its really irl 1524mm because 1500mm==59inches and really its 60inch pipe which is 1524mm

and if u lay pipe thats "1500mm" ID its really 60 inch pipe because your loving PIPE GOTTA BE THE SAME ID OR ELSE your hosed so everything is a LIE A loving LIE AND ITS ALL BUSLL AISUHROUAGSGO poo poo

so the matric system is a lie
just another lie in our horrible system
we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death

the metric system cannot fail, it can only be failed

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Powercrazy posted:

I'd have gladly voted for Chaffee or Webb.

those are two very different guys though

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Fullhouse posted:

the metric system cannot fail, it can only be failed


The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

i wonder how different things are actually gonna be for most people in like, lets say the first six months. i wanna say not very... but no one knows I guess, not even the great minds on floor 66.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

reignonyourparade posted:

I think you'd be lucky to get a third of Gary Johnson's voters to vote Democratic.

The Libertarian VP was actively begging people to not vote for Gary Johnson, but to vote for Hillary Clinton.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
the librarian vp is a cuck was a cuck will remain a cuck will continue to be a cuck forevermore

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Cubey posted:

hillary lost the 2008 primaries to a black guy nobody ever heard of with a blatantly foreign name, the middle of which was HUSSEIN

then she underperformed in the 2016 primaries against an old socialist jew from vermont

then she lost the 2016 election to DONALD MOTHER loving TRUMP

how much more evidence do shitheads like fulchrum need to accept that she was the worst goddamn candidate that the democrats have ever run in the history of the party

reminder that she only won her NY senate seat because Giuliani dropped out and was replaced with a no-name Republican and she still underperformed Gore by 5 points

she has never, ever been good at winning elections

people got real mad when you pointed this out though

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

LGD posted:

reminder that she only won her NY senate seat because Giuliani dropped out and was replaced with a no-name Republican and she still underperformed Gore by 5 points

she has never, ever been good at winning elections

people got real mad when you pointed this out though

That guy who lost to her in the primary must be absolutely terrible then.

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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Fulchrum posted:

That guy who lost to her in the primary must be absolutely terrible then.

thank you for demonstrating my last point so succinctly

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Fulchrum posted:

That guy who lost to her in the primary must be absolutely terrible then.

I don't know. He seems to be doing a lot better than she is these days.

e: Oh, I thought you were talking about this past primary. But, considering that nobody surgeon didn't lose an election to Donald J. Trump, my point remains.

e2: Wait, you were talking about Bernie? lmao

Fidel Castronaut has issued a correction as of 07:55 on Nov 21, 2016

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
e: whoops not the primary lol

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Fulchrum posted:

That guy who lost to her in the primary must be absolutely terrible then.

edit: lmao read taht post wrong I'm dumb as heck

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

clinton's not a part of my world anymore. giuliani on the other hand....

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

lol drat i thought you guys making a joke, it was kinda clever

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

LGD posted:

thank you for demonstrating my last point so succinctly

:drat:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Baloogan posted:

we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death

I nominate Dead Flag Blues as the 2016 official theme song.

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

logikv9 posted:

if bernie sanders is all the dems have then they're grade A hosed. obama's 8 years allowed the rot of the dem establishment to stay hidden and hide the fact that hey you can't have obama forever

this probably clears the way for cory booker though because some dems might just see him as obama 2.0, although you might have luck tying a progressive agenda to him, lol if you wanted ideological purity

He'd drop out of the primary embarrassingly early. He's a scrub.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

Fulchrum posted:

That guy who lost to her in the primary must be absolutely terrible then.

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you are literally too stupid to play rock-paper-scissors

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

logikv9 posted:

if bernie sanders is all the dems have then they're grade A hosed. obama's 8 years allowed the rot of the dem establishment to stay hidden and hide the fact that hey you can't have obama forever

this probably clears the way for cory booker though because some dems might just see him as obama 2.0, although you might have luck tying a progressive agenda to him, lol if you wanted ideological purity

I think when the history books get written and we have a few decades between us and the current years, Obama is going to go down in the books as a middling President mostly known for his oratory style and personal campaign prowess, who accomplished remarkably little while overseeing the expansion of the state security apparatus and the further destruction of the working class. It will be noted that the Democratic Party further collapsed at all levels, as his abilities did not extend to any other candidates running. I'm hoping his historic achievement as first black President becomes less and less meaningful as time goes on.

I'm not saying Obama is a *bad* President, but I don't think he's getting a monument any time soon.

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

Now don't leave us hanging

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

punk rebel ecks posted:

Can't believe it took me so long to come across this:
https://twitter.com/maddow/status/796433124175605760

And if Gary Johnson hadn't run, she'd have lost Minnesota too, which is a lot more damning than any of the above.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Like, I'm happy to hold voting for Jill Stein against people in general, because you could have supported a more effective candidate by simply setting your ballot on fire. But let's be realistic here.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Not a Step posted:

I think when the history books get written and we have a few decades between us and the current years, Obama is going to go down in the books as a middling President mostly known for his oratory style and personal campaign prowess, who accomplished remarkably little while overseeing the expansion of the state security apparatus and the further destruction of the working class. It will be noted that the Democratic Party further collapsed at all levels, as his abilities did not extend to any other candidates running. I'm hoping his historic achievement as first black President becomes less and less meaningful as time goes on.

I'm not saying Obama is a *bad* President, but I don't think he's getting a monument any time soon.

i can't believe our first black president didn't legalize weed

choom gang indeed

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

docbeard posted:

And if Gary Johnson hadn't run, she'd have lost Minnesota too, which is a lot more damning than any of the above.

Gary Johnson unironically saved a 40 year ongoing record of the bluest blue state.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

docbeard posted:

Like, I'm happy to hold voting for Jill Stein against people in general, because you could have supported a more effective candidate by simply setting your ballot on fire. But let's be realistic here.

Anybody who votes for a third party candidate should have been counted as yours, because all votes belong to the Democratic party by right.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
if the democratic party cannot have it no one can

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
I'm sure this has been posted a million times itt already, but it's Real Good
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/us/many-in-milwaukee-neighborhood-didnt-vote-and-dont-regret-it.html

quote:

The biggest drop was here in District 15, a stretch of fading wooden homes, sandwich shops and fast-food restaurants that is 84 percent black. In this district, voter turnout declined by 19.5 percent from 2012 figures, according to Neil Albrecht, executive director of the City of Milwaukee Election Commission. It is home to some of Milwaukee’s poorest residents and, according to a 2015 documentary, “Milwaukee 53206,” has one of the nation’s highest per-capita incarceration rates.

At Upper Cutz, a bustling barbershop in a green-trimmed wooden house, talk of politics inevitably comes back to one man: Barack Obama. Mr. Obama’s elections infused many here with a feeling of connection to national politics they had never before experienced. But their lives have not gotten appreciably better, and sourness has set in.

“We went to the beach,” said Maanaan Sabir, 38, owner of the Juice Kitchen, a brightly painted shop a few blocks down West North Avenue, using a metaphor to describe the emotion after Mr. Obama’s election. “And then eight years happened.”

All four barbers had voted for Mr. Obama. But only two could muster the enthusiasm to vote this time. And even then, it was a sort of protest. One wrote in Mrs. Clinton’s Democratic opponent, Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. The other wrote in himself.

“I’m so numb,” said Jahn Toney, 45, who had written in Mr. Sanders. He said no president in his lifetime had done anything to improve the lives of black people, including Mr. Obama, whom he voted for twice. “It’s like I should have known this would happen. We’re worse off than before.”

But Mr. Obama did do something important: “He did give black people something to aspire to. That’s a lot. I’m happy my son was able to see a black president.”

Mr. Fleming, 47, who has been trimming hair, beards and mustaches for 30 years, had hoped his small business would get easier to run. But it hasn’t.

“Give us loans, or a 401(k),” he said, trimming the mustache of Steve Stricklin, a firefighter from the neighborhood. His biggest issue was health insurance. Mr. Fleming lost his coverage after his divorce three years ago and has struggled to find a policy he could afford. He finally found one, which starts Monday but costs too much at $300 a month.

“Ain’t none of this been working,” he said. He did not vote.

punk rebel ecks posted:

Can't believe it took me so long to come across this:
https://twitter.com/maddow/status/796433124175605760

Turnout
Florida: 65.6%
Pennsylvania: 61.4%
Wisconsin: 68.3%
Michigan: 65.6%

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

if the democratic party cannot have it no one can

Well, I mean, if it's gonna work out as 'Democrats win or the world burns' anyway, why fight it?

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


docbeard posted:

Well, I mean, if it's gonna work out as 'Democrats win or the world burns' anyway, why fight it?

cause the dems wanted it that way and pushed for it to be that way?

Wutang-Yutani CORP
Sep 25, 2005

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punk rebel ecks posted:

Can't believe it took me so long to come across this:
https://twitter.com/maddow/status/796433124175605760

drat I cannot wait for cable news to go down in flames

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Baloogan posted:

thge metric system is a loving lie, a pipe in canada might be labeled "1500mm" ID on a loving engineer diraagram but its really irl 1524mm because 1500mm==59inches and really its 60inch pipe which is 1524mm

and if u lay pipe thats "1500mm" ID its really 60 inch pipe because your loving PIPE GOTTA BE THE SAME ID OR ELSE your hosed so everything is a LIE A loving LIE AND ITS ALL BUSLL AISUHROUAGSGO poo poo

so the matric system is a lie
just another lie in our horrible system
we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death

These are truly the last days.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Condiv posted:

cause the dems wanted it that way and pushed for it to be that way?

The Democrats didn't actually make the Republicans be super-evil, they just failed to provide a better argument than 'hey, the Republicans are super-evil, vote for us instead for, uh, some reason'.

You can hate Hillary Clinton and think she ran a lovely campaign (I don't, and do, respectively) without accusing her of making it always winter and never Christmas in Narnia.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i can't believe our first black president didn't legalize weed

choom gang indeed

honestly still stunned by this one

how we managed to make it eight years without any significant move towards federal legalization I will never know

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

docbeard posted:

The Democrats didn't actually make the Republicans be super-evil, they just failed to provide a better argument than 'hey, the Republicans are super-evil, vote for us instead for, uh, some reason'.

You can hate Hillary Clinton and think she ran a lovely campaign (I don't, and do, respectively) without accusing her of making it always winter and never Christmas in Narnia.

otoh she did have that weird outburst where she yelled "Springtime will never ever happen!"

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


docbeard posted:

The Democrats didn't actually make the Republicans be super-evil, they just failed to provide a better argument than 'hey, the Republicans are super-evil, vote for us instead for, uh, some reason'.

You can hate Hillary Clinton and think she ran a lovely campaign (I don't, and do, respectively) without accusing her of making it always winter and never Christmas in Narnia.

no, hillary specifically adopted a strategy to radicalize the right-wing:

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/796222841612042240?lang=en

she wanted a captive electorate

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Mirthless posted:

honestly still stunned by this one

how we managed to make it eight years without any significant move towards federal legalization I will never know

That one is easy. Because the Republicans are the law makers.
I really hope Ellison does focus on local and grass roots because political power is from the ground up. Presidency means so little if you have nothing else.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Speaking of Springtime, I think Trump built Springtime for Hitler and 60 mil people bought a ticket

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Condiv posted:

no, hillary specifically adopted a strategy to radicalize the right-wing:

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/796222841612042240?lang=en

she wanted a captive electorate

That's one interpretation, I suppose.

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Rand alPaul posted:

I had a dream that I met Bernie so many times he remembered my name. He was at a movie theater and got up and started lecturing during the movie. Everyone applauded and he was dressed like Vladimir Lenin.

My dreams were 0 for 2 on predicting election outcomes this year. I have sufficient evidence to see a correlation here: if I have a dream that a candidate will win an election, they will lose super hard. I'll try to use this power for good but no promises

LGD posted:

reminder that she only won her NY senate seat because Giuliani dropped out and was replaced with a no-name Republican and she still underperformed Gore by 5 points

she has never, ever been good at winning elections

people got real mad when you pointed this out though

Clinton is the kind of candidate that Democratic Party devotees love but everybody else hates

She won the primary because basically the entire primary voterbase can be described as Democratic Party devotees, and her opponent declared too late to have a fighting chance at building up an opposition to them in many key early states. She lost the general because you really can't describe much of the actual country that way, and even against a really weak opponent who basically nobody voted for either, her campaign did a pretty spectacular job of not communicating a sympathetic message to independents. This isn't really that complicated.

also I can only imagine how insufferable Fulchrum would be if his side lost the primary, sweet Jesus

Lactose Is Wack posted:

drat I cannot wait for cable news to go down in flames

Maddow was just in shock and hot-taking. P much everybody was melting down at that point in time. I think she figured some poo poo out eventually given time.

e: forgot a key "not" :blush:

loquacius has issued a correction as of 14:58 on Nov 21, 2016

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