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Ride The Gravitron posted:You know those pictures that move when you see them from a different angle? "Holy poo poo, the stuff they keep in there must be deadly! Let's grab it and use it on our enemies!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihpG_NJ_T1g schadenfreude is on you trololololol
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Coucho Marx posted:"Holy poo poo, the stuff they keep in there must be deadly! Let's grab it and use it on our enemies!" Isn't this the plot to Raiders of the Lost Ark?
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Consider also how old buildings have been cannibalized for materials - roman ruins becoming medieval houses and the like - and how common the "treasure behind danger" trope is. Like, haven't people died digging in a hole in Nova Scotia because the driftwood looks a little like someone laid out some planks to maybe hide something? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_Island Now consider that maybe people in the future really need metal or something, and then this radioactve waste becomes cooking pots (self-warming pots  ) and the waste gets spread all over the entire region and dumped in rivers and poo poo.
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Nov 21, 2016 14:47
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MisterBibs posted:It was a Portillo's hotdog, a hotdog I hadn't had in forever, and I was cognizant not to take too big of bites since its happened before... since, ya know, I didn't want to have to go to the hospital. I know this is from ways back but Jebus, are you telling us you need to concentrate when eating a hotdog? A hotdog?
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Mr Havafap posted:I know this is from ways back but Jebus, are you telling us you need to concentrate when eating a hotdog? Well, portillos is really good. Maybe be lost control.
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Nov 21, 2016 14:56
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CommonShore posted:Now consider that maybe people in the future really need metal or something, and then this radioactve waste becomes cooking pots (self-warming pots The landfill will be much easier to get into than excavating and climbing down a two mile vertical shaft, then digging through a hundred and fifty feet of collapsed tunnel and concrete.
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Nov 21, 2016 15:01
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Mr Havafap posted:I know this is from ways back but Jebus, are you telling us you need to concentrate when eating a hotdog? dudes been hospitalized after eating a hot dog. Twice.
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Nov 21, 2016 15:01
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TW: portrait mode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cisJmIsrdkY
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Nov 21, 2016 15:10
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Foxhound posted:TW: portrait mode I like the timestamp in the video title, like this happens exactly once a month. 
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Nov 21, 2016 15:25
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The word of the week in my daughter's grade 4 class is "schadenfreude", so we've been working our way through this thread randomly for examples. Thanks for helping education my child, goons!
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Nov 21, 2016 16:05
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Subjunctive posted:The word of the week in my daughter's grade 4 class is "schadenfreude", so we've been working our way through this thread randomly for examples. Thanks for helping education my child, goons! Which ones have you introduced her to? Also which goons does she like best?
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chitoryu12 posted:Which ones have you introduced her to? Her favourites have honestly been the fail army compilations, and anything involving pets. I skip over stuff that looks like it'll be too violent, or too foul-mouthed. I don't know what her thoughts are on the goons. I scroll pretty quickly to posts with images.
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 YAY I POST THOSE SHE LIKES ME Those are my favorite too, cause while it is people loving up horribly it's rarely people getting hosed up on camera. No broken arms, legs, dead people, etc. Keep up the good work on educating your kid. I sincerely hope she takes it as a learning experience and actually stops and asks "Wait, is this a good idea?" or at least "Wait, let me grab a helmet" before trying something on camera, unlike 99% of the people in those compilations.
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Subjunctive posted:The word of the week in my daughter's grade 4 class is "schadenfreude", so we've been working our way through this thread randomly for examples. Thanks for helping education my child, goons! Teach her not to celebrate too early: http://imgur.com/gallery/MyY6P
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Foxhound posted:TW: portrait mode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYLWuZqfY4 dat slomo
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Rough Lobster posted:I love me some bouncerfreude. An old classic: One of my favorite uppercuts, especially since it's happening to those "it's a prank" retards.
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Nov 21, 2016 16:52
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Are we talking bouncer vids? Here's an old favorite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfetF1jCO4
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Outrail posted:I thought it'd taste kinda like the crust you get on car battery terminals but it was just kind salty but otherwise eh. Did your coworker lick a corroded battery terminal as well, or was that one your tried for yourself?
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Nov 21, 2016 17:38
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xergm posted:Did your coworker lick a corroded battery terminal as well, or was that one your tried for yourself? I was working on my car, had it on my fingers and ate something. It was like really strong vinegar. Surprising I know. It's weird, when I was working in a lab with acids and bases and poo poo I'd be really careful, follow the rules and always wear PPE, but the minute I'm outside it's like hey, let's taste test the unknown berry/uranium dirt/whatever. Maybe humanity needs dumbass behaviour to advance, maybe Darwin hungers.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Uhm yes. Uranium salts are alpha emitters, which are really bad to have in your insides. The radiological hazards of natural uranium are approximately nil. Specific activity is about 26 kilobecquerels per gram. By comparison, the natural radioactivity of a typical 70kg adult human is about 8200 becquerels. The tiny bit he tasted is utterly harmless radiologically. As you point out, it is also a toxic heavy metal. Its *chemical* toxicity is way more of a concern than its radiological toxicity. But in this case the dose was too small to be of any concern.
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Mr Havafap posted:I know this is from ways back but Jebus, are you telling us you need to concentrate when eating a hotdog? MisterBibs is a professional putz.
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Nov 21, 2016 19:30
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Phanatic posted:But in this case the dose was too small to be of any fun.
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 http://thechronicleherald.ca/metro/482331-bar-patron-says-bouncers-roughed-him-up-for-no-reason quote:White, 23, was sporting a black eye and faint red claw marks up his side after what he said was an encounter early Saturday with security staff at Reflections Cabaret on Sackville Street. Wow, I hope the bouncer got in trouble for this one. http://thechronicleherald.ca/metro/491944-no-charges-in-bouncer-assault-complaint quote:Police spokesman Const. Pierre Bourdages said their investigation doesn’t support those claims.
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/potential-trump-homeland-security-chief-accidentally-reveals-agenda-210705539.html Way to fail a job interview.
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Mr Havafap posted:I know this is from ways back but Jebus, are you telling us you need to concentrate when eating a hotdog? When you have a major case of an immune disorder where food impaction is a pretty big risk, I've always had to be careful about chewing throughly. It wasn't until the first time a case of food impaction sent me to the hospital that I found out that something was medically wrong with me. I figured I had a naturally thinner esophagus than most people, at worst. Bonus freude points for having to get it scoped out once a year or so, since there's an increased risk of esophageal cancer related to the thing.
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Dude got Flintstoned
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canyoneer posted:Are we talking bouncer vids? Here's an old favorite. That is perfect. World kickboxing champ, poo poo's about to go down... and he defuses it in the funniest, most shameful way possible.
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Hurricatrana!
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MisterBibs posted:When you have a major case of an immune disorder where food impaction is a pretty big risk, I've always had to be careful about chewing throughly. It wasn't until the first time a case of food impaction sent me to the hospital that I found out that something was medically wrong with me. I figured I had a naturally thinner esophagus than most people, at worst. And yet you just couldn't resist the siren song of lovely meat tubes.
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https://twitter.com/mikefossey/status/479779134366056448 Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 08:12 on Nov 22, 2016 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:You know those pictures that move when you see them from a different angle? Followed by a civilization 10.000 years from now that reads right to left and thinks they have just found the ancient secret to immortality.
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kanonvandekempen posted:Followed by a civilization 10.000 years from now that reads right to left and thinks they have just found the ancient secret to immortality. Display it both directions, then they won't know WHAT to think!
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kanonvandekempen posted:Followed by a civilization 10.000 years from now that reads right to left and thinks they have just found the ancient secret to immortality. By leaving the place that gives the sickness?
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The video set this gif is from is absolutely adorable.  But the guy who does them is a pretty good source of schadenfreude. He does things like get quilled by porcupines and bitten by snapping turtles just to show people what it's like. He's also been catching and getting stung by the insects with the most painful stings int he world while he works his way up to the bullet ant. https://www.youtube.com/user/BreakingTrail/featured Geocities Homepage King has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Nov 22, 2016 |
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Never even heard of the Bullet Ant but here's a good video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=it0V7xv9qu0
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