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Elysiume posted:do what someone I know did, which was say "I'm leaving but I don't know where to and I don't know when" and just awkwardly stick around for six+ weeks the brexit strategy
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Nov 21, 2016 08:27
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Elysiume posted:do what someone I know did, which was say "I'm leaving but I don't know where to and I don't know when" and just awkwardly stick around for six+ weeks lmao even i'm barely not that goddamn awkward
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we have to give 1 month notice
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Nov 21, 2016 10:44
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In theory (according to my contract) mine is 3 months lol. Both for me giving notice to my employer, and the other way around.
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Nov 21, 2016 10:50
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don't be friends friends with your coworkers either
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hackbunny posted:don't be friends friends with your coworkers either idk i think it can be ok if used sparingly
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Nov 21, 2016 10:53
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gonadic io posted:In theory (according to my contract) mine is 3 months lol. Both for me giving notice to my employer, and the other way around. I have this to and am hoping that they just send me on gardening leave if I quit so that I can do a big roadtrip somewhere . They seem to do it sometimes but not always
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pointsofdata posted:I have this to and am hoping that they just send me on gardening leave if I quit so that I can do a big roadtrip somewhere . They seem to do it sometimes but not always the trick is to make sure you have access to "confidential" data or whatever so HR freak out and demand you get sent on gardening leave so that you're not hanging around memorising poo poo for 3 months or whatever they think you'll do jokes on them, i remember it all already.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:the trick is to make sure you have access to "confidential" data or whatever so HR freak out and demand you get sent on gardening leave so that you're not hanging around memorising poo poo for 3 months or whatever they think you'll do the true measure of your professional success is how many millions of bucks of damage you could do if you really wanted to just burn everything the gently caress down
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NihilCredo posted:the true measure of your professional success is how many millions of bucks of damage you could do if you really wanted to just burn everything the gently caress down Idk I got given admin access on most our our prod dbs day one here so I think the function is probably a curve
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Nov 21, 2016 13:38
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NihilCredo posted:the true measure of your professional success is how many millions of bucks of damage you could do if you really wanted to just burn everything the gently caress down Does jail time count?
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Nov 21, 2016 15:41
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terrible programmer status: 30
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Nov 21, 2016 15:49
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learning go, not enjoying it so far.
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Nov 21, 2016 16:33
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augh concurrency bugs
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Nov 21, 2016 16:34
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MononcQc posted:learning go, not enjoying it so far. the GO-rumpiest programmer
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Symbolic Butt posted:the GO-rumpiest programmer 
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Nov 21, 2016 16:36
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i have concluded that names_with_underscores are much easier to read than CamelCaseNames especially when names are long
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Nov 21, 2016 16:43
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Bloody posted:i have concluded that names_with_underscores are much easier to read than CamelCaseNames especially when names are long what? UIInterpolatingMotionEffectTypeTiltAlongHorizontalAxis is totally readable
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Bloody posted:i have concluded that names_with_underscores are much easier to read than CamelCaseNames especially when names are long a_really_big_and_long_variable_name AReallyBigAndLongVariableName agreed but it makes my classes uglier
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:terrible programmer status: 30 
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Nov 21, 2016 17:22
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it's me I'm the terrible programmer I spent a year trying to figure out why my sprites crashed the system and I wasn't creating them in the right memory bank 
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PokeJoe posted:a_really_big_and_long_variable_name it is uglier indeed. still thinking about standardizing at least my test names to it tho (they tend to be really long/descriptive, like test_butt_farting_produces_a_gross_smell)
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Nov 21, 2016 17:24
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hackbunny posted:don't be friends friends with your coworkers either for this reason any team building events should be during the normal work day. team building > actual work but team building in the evening/on a weekend? lol gently caress off, i don't like you that much.
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Nov 21, 2016 17:28
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Bloody posted:it is uglier indeed. still thinking about standardizing at least my test names to it tho (they tend to be really long/descriptive, like test_butt_farting_produces_a_gross_smell) in f# you can use double backticks to just type a drat sentence and it kinda owns code:
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raminasi posted:in f# you can use double backticks to just type a drat sentence and it kinda owns That sounds like something that could get a bit out of hand.
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Chalks posted:That sounds like something that could get a bit out of hand. new thread title right there
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raminasi posted:in f# you can use double backticks to just type a drat sentence and it kinda owns in lisp you can use backslashes to escape whatever in symbols, or you can just put pipes around a symbol instead to use whatever in it. in ancient lisp "blah blah blah" with quotes was just alternate syntax for '|blah blah blah| too o_O
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i hate devops
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uncurable mlady posted:i hate devops the world would be a better place if it were abbreviated to Dops instead
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MononcQc posted:learning go, not enjoying it so far. make sure you install go guru and start using whicherrs. it will tell you what errors can be returned by a function that returns errors. i dont know how anyone is expected to get by without it.
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also learn to use the context package asap.
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and most importantly, remember to turn off syntax highlighting!!!!
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currently still just going through the books and the language semantics mostly bum me out.
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raminasi posted:in f# you can use double backticks to just type a drat sentence and it kinda owns neat! verilog has a similar-ish thing called escaped identifiers, so you can declare a variable like: \this'name;can==be(full)of?syntax; and its only terminable by whitespace i have never seen them used but the very concept of them should be shot into the sun
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:make sure you install go guru and start using whicherrs. it will tell you what errors can be returned by a function that returns errors. i dont know how anyone is expected to get by without it. i'm dying
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uncurable mlady posted:i hate devops i have my own opinions but what makes you say that?
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pointsofdata posted:Idk I got given admin access on most our our prod dbs day one here so I think the function is probably a curve
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:make sure you install go guru and start using whicherrs. it will tell you what errors can be returned by a function that returns errors. i dont know how anyone is expected to get by without it. if java decided Exception should be final
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Wheany posted:for this reason any team building events should be during the normal work day. I've finally gotten to the sweet spot of a head nod in the morning then no one talks to me for the rest of the day unless it is explicitly work related. They regularly like my facebook stuff though so who knows.
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