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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Whats the chances that if this happened the students family would track down and beat the living poo poo out of the loan shark?

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Outrail posted:

Whats the chances that if this happened the students family would track down and beat the living poo poo out of the loan shark?

Nil. The damage would be done. More likely the family pressures the kid into suicide :smith:

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

ladron posted:

I usually rode my motorcycle everywhere, but I remember one time specifically that I had to take the subway one winter night, and the heat was cranked up to 11, and the soju/kimchi/this plus reek was so loving bad I thought I was going to throw up

and the girls may smell better from afar, but having gotten right next to a bunch of them to work on their writing I can assure you the funk is there, and it is mighty

I was on a 99% Korean diet, so my ability to detect Korean-style BO was hindered, so it only really showed up on guys who had their BO dialled up to "11". I never noticed women having BO issues (other than old grannies who had just finished hiking), and that even includes my sleepover when there were about 8 of us in a dogpile in my apartment. Like I said, they usually wear fragrances and cosmetics that do a decent job of masking it.


Dicky mouse posted:

I am gonna ask a really stupid question about korea.

In Korean porn do they have that black guy fetish the Japanese seem to have?

Korea and Japan are sort of these weird polar opposites when it comes to sexual content in media. The Japanese porn industry is massive, and you can see it everywhere and they never try and hide/deny it, but their mainstream cinema is really, really conservative when it comes to nudity, almost to the point where they get Japanese porn actresses or Korean actresses when a nude scene is needed in a regular movie.

Korea on the other hand has no mainstream porn industry, but their mainstream films are full of nudity. It's strange how Japan has no trouble with porn, but mainstream actresses being nude is some sort of taboo, while Korea is the exact opposite.

Outrail posted:

Whats the chances that if this happened the students family would track down and beat the living poo poo out of the loan shark?

Loan sharks are almost always the ones doing the beatdowns. Should a family try and cause them trouble, they would be on the recievign end of some Triad goons. Unless the family has real serious connections, then the loan shark will always come out on top. Also if the family had those kids of connections, it's likely that the student wouldn't even be able to spend their monthly allowance, so it wouldn't be an issue.

Blistex fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Nov 21, 2016

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ah the nyc special minus the smell of old hotdog water

Why do the streets of New York smell like old cum?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Why do the streets of New York smell like old cum?

old cum lives there

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Why do the streets of New York smell like old cum?

I took an 80 year old Jewish lady to the hospital in NYC one time (actually more than one time but I'm just talking about one instance here) and she said "All New York is good for is money and sex."

raton fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Nov 21, 2016

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

Sheep-Goats posted:

I took an 80 year old Jewish lady to the hospital in NYC one time (actually more than one time but I'm just talking about one instance here) and she said "All New York is good for is money and sex."

Is it easy to get laid in New York?

TsarZiedonis posted:

Cute and dumb little pugs seem to predominate there, especially at dog cafes.

I love the animal cafe thing, too. I tried out a raccoon cafe and they were like, cats with fingers. They knew what pockets were and would climb all over you, sticking their little hands in your pockets and trying to steal stuff.

Oh God look you might think those trash panda's are cute but if they ever escape and teach their cousin what they've learned from humans.....THEY CAN WORK BUTTONS, SWITCHES AND DOORS.....god help us.

Blistex posted:

Korea and Japan are sort of these weird polar opposites when it comes to sexual content in media. The Japanese porn industry is massive, and you can see it everywhere and they never try and hide/deny it, but their mainstream cinema is really, really conservative when it comes to nudity, almost to the point where they get Japanese porn actresses or Korean actresses when a nude scene is needed in a regular movie.

Korea on the other hand has no mainstream porn industry, but their mainstream films are full of nudity. It's strange how Japan has no trouble with porn, but mainstream actresses being nude is some sort of taboo, while Korea is the exact opposite.



oh that is strange

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dicky mouse posted:

Is it easy to get laid in New York?


Oh God look you might think those trash panda's are cute but if they ever escape and teach their cousin what they've learned from humans.....THEY CAN WORK BUTTONS, SWITCHES AND DOORS.....god help us.


oh that is strange

It's always easier to get laid in smaller cities so long as you have no standards. If you have some standards (say: no fats no kids, is either smart or pleasant) then a) there are a lot of women in NYC who will meet them and b) women outnumber men and c) a significantly larger number of the men are gay compared to the women.

So it's not easy like it is in shitburg, the girls have a lot of options too, but if you don't have some critical fault it's one of the better major cities in the world for having sex with someone you consider worthwhile as a man.

Also if you have some weird thing you're into no one cares in NYC, so it's good for those people as well, and there are some places that aren't.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Numbers of mainland Chinese tourists visiting Thailand have fallen to 1/3rd of what they were a month ago after the Thai government cracked down on "zero dollar tours" which involve getting bodies in at or below cost and then using pressure sales afterward to make up the difference:

http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/general/1140281/three-thai-airlines-face-caat-clampdown

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"
I don't want to start poo poo but I am surprised to learn about these "zero dollar tours" namely that Chinese would fall for them.

and that the government would basically raid a bus operator and shut down the scam.

I would figured all the right people would be have their palms greased and it would be business as normal.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
http://imgur.com/a/ee8X2

Cool album of photos taken of Beijing's smoggy poo poo-hole landscape and then digitally painted to make them into Cyberpunk scenes.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
It is silly easy to get laid in NYC.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
Yo Indian demonetization nearly ruined my vacation and on a couple of days forced me to wait for hours in bank queues so I could break down enough invalid cash to buy food, since I was in an area that didn't use credit cards and didn't have internet or 3G.

A few days ago there were reports of old people dying from exhaustion waiting in bank queues, and back on Nov 9 I was witness to a riot at a toll road out of Delhi where nobody could get through because their cash wasn't accepted. I eventually got through when my taxi driver flashed my passport at them and made up some story forcing them to accept a 1000 note.

India, everyone smells like armpits and gutka



Khorne
May 1, 2002

LentThem posted:

A few days ago there were reports of old people dying from exhaustion waiting in bank queues, and back on Nov 9 I was witness to a riot at a toll road out of Delhi where nobody could get through because their cash wasn't accepted. I eventually got through when my taxi driver flashed my passport at them and made up some story forcing them to accept a 1000 note.
my grandma died in the M note rush of 2016 - someone in India

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ladron posted:

koreans may have a veneer of being conservative, but the whores, the "not brothels just places to drink with young girls oh look she's blowing me" places, and the hourly motels are everywhere

Lets just say there is a reason the coffee delivery industry is booming in Korea

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
“You don’t understand,” he said calmly, resting his hand gently on my shoulder.

“Prostitution is illegal here”.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants


This one is particularly rich. When China rules the world, it will be the UNNAMED COUNTRY that is dirty and smelly!!! (I mean, it probably will when Trump is done with us, but China will right along with us)

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

LentThem posted:

Yo Indian demonetization nearly ruined my vacation and on a couple of days forced me to wait for hours in bank queues so I could break down enough invalid cash to buy food, since I was in an area that didn't use credit cards and didn't have internet or 3G.

A few days ago there were reports of old people dying from exhaustion waiting in bank queues, and back on Nov 9 I was witness to a riot at a toll road out of Delhi where nobody could get through because their cash wasn't accepted. I eventually got through when my taxi driver flashed my passport at them and made up some story forcing them to accept a 1000 note.

India, everyone smells like armpits and gutka




LOL.
I just wrote a big reply to this and my VPN poo poo itself before I had hit submit, and I lost it all due to no connection. Were you only in Delhi? Most medium and bigger cities have 3G there, so you must have been in the sticks.

I am really, really glad I am not there during this mess, but it is cool to hear about it. Of course people died. India and China have that special attribute where seemingly normal things tend to kill people. I was there that summer when like 1500 people of all ages dropped dead from the heat and you wonder how that happened, but then you accept that it just happens and no why.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Haier posted:

LOL.
I just wrote a big reply to this and my VPN poo poo itself before I had hit submit, and I lost it all due to no connection. Were you only in Delhi? Most medium and bigger cities have 3G there, so you must have been in the sticks.

I am really, really glad I am not there during this mess, but it is cool to hear about it. Of course people died. India and China have that special attribute where seemingly normal things tend to kill people. I was there that summer when like 1500 people of all ages dropped dead from the heat and you wonder how that happened, but then you accept that it just happens and no why.

Something I found interesting is that you presented the demonitzation as a good thing, but both my (left leaning if that makes any difference) Indian friends were not happy about it at all, they both expressed their feelings through this Buzzfeed India video https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedIndia/videos/1261080817285736/?pnref=story

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Haier posted:

LOL.
I just wrote a big reply to this and my VPN poo poo itself before I had hit submit, and I lost it all due to no connection. Were you only in Delhi? Most medium and bigger cities have 3G there, so you must have been in the sticks.

I am really, really glad I am not there during this mess, but it is cool to hear about it. Of course people died. India and China have that special attribute where seemingly normal things tend to kill people. I was there that summer when like 1500 people of all ages dropped dead from the heat and you wonder how that happened, but then you accept that it just happens and no why.

I was in Delhi for maybe 2 days (internet wasn't too bad but most free wifi wants to send an SMS and China Unicom was being a bitch and not letting me roam even though I unlocked it). I was out for the rest of the time, so that's why internet and mobile coverage got bad and we also had brownouts daily. On the plus side the prices were maybe 30% of Shanghai prices so the early days where there was a 4k rupee conversion limit at banks was generally enough to last a few days, though the following week the limit was changed to 2k and later 2.5k.

Being in a laid back poo-gas meant a lot less rioting, but I saw some seriously pissed people in Delhi, including foreigners. At Taj Mahal I saw a group of Chinese tourists get hosed and have a blowout with their driver/guide, as the admission fee was 500/1000 rupees per person and they only had the 500/1000 notes, meaning that the 3 hours 1-way trip was for nothing unless maybe some good samaritan could swap notes with them.

That newspaper I took a photo of included a great story about how hosed the ATMs are from this change. All of the ATMs need to be recalibrated to only handle the valid (and new) notes, meaning a technician needs to physically go to the machine to fix it. The article explains how this would not only be a hassle for the rural areas, but that logistically this is loving hard because the process involves coordinating five people (techs, transport, bank employees) to service the ATM, and there are very few qualified people. There are also reports of banks nationwide having problems storing all of the invalid cash pending govt collection after everyone running on the banks, and in rural areas many banks still haven't been issued the new notes (new 500/2000)

but at least i got to chew on sugar and fennel seeds after every meal and have people say "excuse me" in the rudest way possible when they want to get around me

LentThem fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Sep 19, 2017

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I'ma reply to y'all later since work is done now. Maybe it's time for a break:


barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Haier posted:

I'ma reply to y'all later since work is done now. Maybe it's time for a break:




Doesn't she know smorking it's bad for you

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Years ago I saw a sign in Ginza that said "Smorking / No Smorking", thank you for reminding me of that

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

sinking belle posted:

Years ago I saw a sign in Ginza that said "Smorking / No Smorking", thank you for reminding me of that

I keep seeing this particular error among the Japanese, and I have no idea where it comes from

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i think its because they are so unsure of "r" that they should add one just in case

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
never smork alone

Khorne
May 1, 2002

ladron posted:

I keep seeing this particular error among the Japanese, and I have no idea where it comes from
This one makes even less sense when you learn how Smoking/No Smoking are transcribed in Japanese. And far less sense when you see how the pronunciation for smoking is written out in english dictionaries (smohk generally).

It would have to be a two man team. One guy pronounces smoking and butchers the l-like sound as an r and the other guy transcribes it without looking it up. I can't come up with any other plausible way for the mistake. And once it was made once, one guy looks up the kin'en english sign and sees it's no smorking and just blindly replicates it. Or something. Who knows man, maybe someone else in the thread is a genius and can come up with the actual reason. Maybe it was misprinted in a popular japanese->english dictionary, or maybe the government made a faulty sign and everyone just copied that.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

never smork alone
I smork alone. I smork all by myself. You know when I'm smorking. I prefer to be all by myself.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Smork 'em if you got 'em. :orks101:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



fish and chips and dip posted:

Something I found interesting is that you presented the demonitzation as a good thing, but both my (left leaning if that makes any difference) Indian friends were not happy about it at all, they both expressed their feelings through this Buzzfeed India video https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedIndia/videos/1261080817285736/?pnref=story

Its certainly a hassle and there's reason for regular people to be pissed about it, but it's a good way to handle corrupt money.

Also there is an easy solution for your friends and their legitimate money - just open a bank account and deposit it. Even the papers you listed say deposits and withdraws are allowed, just limits on flat exchanging. The whole point of this entire thing was to get all the cash off of the streets and out of mattresses and into banks instead.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
5000 years of History in Plun'Qing: I never smork alone

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Mameluke posted:

5000 years of History in Plun'Qing: I never smork alone

Or if we have any Liverpool fans, "You'll Never Smork Alone"

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

ladron posted:

I keep seeing this particular error among the Japanese, and I have no idea where it comes from

Katakana mistake. スモーク. ー often indicates an R sound. アフター、バター、バッター、ピッチャー. I think they're just overgeneralizing the pattern.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Let us English posted:

Katakana mistake. スモーク. ー often indicates an R sound. アフター、バター、バッター、ピッチャー. I think they're just overgeneralizing the pattern.

pretend that I speak/read zero Japanese and explain this please?

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

ladron posted:

pretend that I speak/read zero Japanese and explain this please?

A character used in the phonetic Japanese rendering of the English word 'smoke' often corresponds to an R sound but not always.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Let us English posted:

A character used in the phonetic Japanese rendering of the English word 'smoke' often corresponds to an R sound but not always.

thanks

edit: so what sound is it making when not "R"?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It makes the preceding vowel a long one, if I learned correctly.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Let us English posted:

Katakana mistake. スモーク. ー often indicates an R sound. アフター、バター、バッター、ピッチャー. I think they're just overgeneralizing the pattern.

But why does that chinese girl make this mistake? Have we uncovered a SPY? *dramatic music*

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Chinese people put extra R sounds after all kinds of vowels. This is why we joke write Chinar, deliciers, etc.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

Chinese people put extra R sounds after all kinds of vowels. This is why we joke write Chinar, deliciers, etc.

The Beijing accent is a crime against language.

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hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

'Smoking' becomes "smookingu" the same way 'hamburger' becomes "Hanbaagaa".

So if 'baagaa' = burger then obv 'smook' = smork.

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