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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Point Differential by Division:

AFC East: +66 :parrot:
AFC North: -133 :barf:
AFC South: -103 :butt:
AFC West: +121 :clint:
---
NFC East: +178 :dukedog:
NFC North: -74 :histdowns:
NFC South: +10 :)
NFC West: -65 :geno:

It's good to be king.

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Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

I thought the skins would lose in a fugly primetime display. Yeesh.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Kirk Cousins
Tony Romo
Carson Wentz
Eli Manning
Dak Prescott

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Thanksgiving is the most important Redskins-Cowboys game since ______ ? 2012, I guess, but this feels more important since both teams appear to be really good right now

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

NattyBo posted:

Thanksgiving is the most important Redskins-Cowboys game since ______ ? 2012, I guess, but this feels more important since both teams appear to be really good right now

Little Bighorn, and I hope this ends the same way.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

NattyBo posted:

Thanksgiving is the most important Redskins-Cowboys game since ______ ? 2012, I guess, but this feels more important since both teams appear to be really good right now

It's definitely more important to one of those teams

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

NotWearingPants posted:

I remain convinced that the Eagles are the second best team in the NFC East and will win their three remaining division games. They will beat the Redskins and Giants because they are better, and they will beat the Cowboys because it's the last game of the season and Dallas will have probably already secured home field advantage throughout the playoffs.

this will all happen and they will still miss the playoffs because god is real and it loving hates us. let's all just kill ourselves and get it over with.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

corn on the cop posted:

Point Differential by Division:

AFC East: +66 :parrot:
AFC North: -133 :barf:
AFC South: -103 :butt:
AFC West: +121 :clint:
---
NFC East: +178 :dukedog:
NFC North: -74 :histdowns:
NFC South: +10 :)
NFC West: -65 :geno:

It's good to be king.

I like how you can immediately pick out the two divisions the NFC East is scheduled wtih this year

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Cross posting from aftermath thread,

https://twitter.com/FredNBCLA/status/800730863197503489

Even the west coast doesn't want to watch west coast teams.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



:lol: at NASCAR beating out two in-market hockey teams in loving Los Angeles.

edit: I guess the hockey game was probably on cable.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Mind_Taker posted:

:lol: at NASCAR beating out two in-market hockey teams in loving Los Angeles.

edit: I guess the hockey game was probably on cable.

It was the final NASCAR race of the year and the one to determine a champion, so ratings should have been up

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

exploded mummy posted:

It was the final NASCAR race of the year and the one to determine a champion, so ratings should have been up

So the Nascar Super Bowl?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

corn on the cop posted:

you have a strange definition of favorable

Eh to be fair its fairly favourable to us...the only.games we should struggle in are the divisional games. The Dallas one probably the least as they will be resting starters when they are 14-1

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chichevache posted:

So the Nascar Super Bowl?

In the championship sense, yeah.

In terms of spectacle, that role is more or less filled by the first race of the year.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Cash Monet posted:

Cross posting from aftermath thread,

https://twitter.com/FredNBCLA/status/800730863197503489

Even the west coast doesn't want to watch west coast teams.

This is why we can't have non NFC East games on TV.

Cowboys Ravens started at 10 AM PST, which is insane for Sunday morning ratings.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

corn on the cop posted:

you have a strange definition of favorable

You have a strange definition of strange definition. I p.sure the Eagles will be favored in all of those games except the Ravens, assuming Dallas has nothing to play for in the last game of the season.

So, if the Eagles win the remaining games in which they are favored they finish the last 6 games with a 5-1 record. I'd call that a favorable schedule.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

NotWearingPants posted:

You have a strange definition of strange definition. I p.sure the Eagles will be favored in all of those games except the Ravens, assuming Dallas has nothing to play for in the last game of the season.

So, if the Eagles win the remaining games in which they are favored they finish the last 6 games with a 5-1 record. I'd call that a favorable schedule.

The Eagles will probably be underdogs to Washington, the Giants, and the Cowboys, the last of which they'll be underdogs to because they'll have been eliminated from playoff contention before the game starts

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

TheChirurgeon posted:

The Eagles will probably be underdogs to Washington, the Giants, and the Cowboys, the last of which they'll be underdogs to because they'll have been eliminated from playoff contention before the game starts

They probably won't be underdogs to Washington playing at home.

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

predicto posted:

They probably won't be underdogs to Washington playing at home.

Dunno how you figure that, even with home field points given, the skins have a better record and also crushed them most handily earlier this season

NattyBo fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Nov 21, 2016

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
The Eagles are going to go 9-7 while being 8-0 at home and 1-7 on the road.

(They'll finish last in the division)

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

aBagorn posted:

The Eagles are going to go 9-7 while being 8-0 at home and 1-7 on the road.

(They'll finish last in the division)

I reckon 10-6 but still finish last in the division

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

NattyBo posted:

Dunno how you figure that, even with home field points given, the skins have a better record and also crushed them most handily earlier this season

True. But the Eagles have a lot of talent, are undefeated at home, and the records are not that different. The Skins are still a work in progress with exploitable talent deficiencies on defense, and tend to play every game close. If the Eagles get the ball last, I don't get have any faith in the Skins defense to stop them.

(I'm a Skins fan btw)

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

predicto posted:

They probably won't be underdogs to Washington playing at home.

The Eagles haven't beaten Washington since 2014 they're going to be underdogs.

They're also not going to make the playoffs and the cowboys will win the super bowl because god is evil.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

axeil posted:

The Eagles haven't beaten Washington since 2014 they're going to be underdogs.

They're also not going to make the playoffs and the cowboys will win the super bowl because god is evil.

tbh God likes jerking the Cowboys and Jerry around, so they'll probably lose in their first game in some unforeseen hilarious fashion

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
God has an admirable sense of humor.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Ezekiel will break the gently caress down because he's a rookie and can't handle 19 loving games of work horsing it. Dak is going to run into a real defense and be absolutely clueless. The Cowboys won't even make the NFCCG. Probably going to lose in the divisional round, unless they get a favorable matchup. I see Kirk Cousins slicing and dicing them.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Chichevache posted:

Ezekiel will break the gently caress down because he's a rookie and can't handle 19 loving games of work horsing it. Dak is going to run into a real defense and be absolutely clueless. The Cowboys won't even make the NFCCG. Probably going to lose in the divisional round, unless they get a favorable matchup. I see Kirk Cousins slicing and dicing them.

A real defense like.... the ravens?


why do you keep posting in this thread? go make a NFCW thread or something

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

blue squares posted:

A real defense like.... the ravens?

Nah like the Giants

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

blue squares posted:


why do you keep posting in this thread? go make a NFCW thread or something

Because the other NFCW teams suck. Also we just beat the pants off the Eagles, we've taken their place.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Febreeze posted:

Nah like the Giants

Gotta say I am so excited to get revenge against the Giants on Sunday Night Football

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


blue squares posted:

Gotta say I am so excited to get revenge against the Giants on Sunday Night Football
It's a Thursday nighter :negative:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

shyduck posted:

It's a Thursday nighter :negative:

wrong, idiot

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


vvv i really don't know anything anymore

shyduck fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Nov 22, 2016

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
it seems relevant to mention blue squares is a cowboys fan

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
So much jealousy in this thread, feels good to be the best.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Shinjobi posted:

So much jealousy in this thread, feels good to be the best.

:agreed:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Chichevache posted:

Because the other NFCW teams suck. Also we just beat the pants off the Eagles, we've taken their place.

That sound reflecting stadium is a loving joke and it's so fitting that a cheating oval office like Pete Carroll coaches there.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

NotWearingPants posted:

That sound reflecting stadium is a loving joke and it's so fitting that a cheating oval office like Pete Carroll coaches there.

Leave it to Philly fans to complain about being assaulted with sound instead of just loving assaulted.

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Shinjobi posted:

So much jealousy in this thread, feels good to be the best.

Cant wait for another :romo: to come out of this Cowboys playoff appearance.

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