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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I might accept this doctrinally if the potato with a cross was on top and there was a Pringle below it.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
No guys, it's lanolin!

It's cross shaped, let me tell you all about

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Congrats on your beetle larvae savior

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Data Graham posted:

Congrats on your beetle larvae savior

Jesus bursts open and just millions of spiders come pouring out.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

How did they know they didn't view it upside down and it's really an anti-christ potato? Apologies in advance if I'm just unaware of proper potato-orienting procedure.

Edit: I just searched google images and found a ton of these. Apparently pretty common.

davebo has a new favorite as of 00:19 on Nov 22, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Not to mention that food preparation technology has reached a point where you can make things look like whatever you want if you're willing to put in the effort, with 3D printers, various kinds of food grade glue, and specialty cooking devices.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Karate Bastard posted:

The crucifixion was an inside job.

Agreed. God knew

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Jesus cried to Heaven, "Father! Why have you Tower 7'd me!?!"

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

sassassin posted:

A lot people don't know the difference between jokes and references. They just wait to see something they recognize then laugh on reflex.

It's something to do with the comfort of feeling like they belong.

There has been a series of movies based on this very thing. Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans etc. These films have no jokes, but instead reference more popular films, so teh auidience goes 'hey, I know what that's from! And it's a little different. Ha Ha Ha."

To contribute;



And as a bonus, look at LeBron James foot.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
You think that's bad, GIS ballerina feet.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

BrigadierSensible posted:

And as a bonus, look at LeBron James foot.


:wtc:

Is this a joke wtf

e: it's not :barf:

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
While we're on the Jesus food tip...

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solice Kirsk posted:

You think that's bad, GIS ballerina feet.

Or Brian Blessed's foot.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

This isn't funny. This isn't funny at all .:smith:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Funny pictures, not :barf: pictures!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



ImpAtom posted:

This isn't funny. This isn't funny at all .:smith:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Memento posted:

Or Brian Blessed's foot.



:stare: Guess it would be deformed from having to support the weight of his charisma.

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

Memento posted:

Or Brian Blessed's foot.



Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Rasmus posted:

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

You'll never be Brian, you're not loud enough!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
People who have actually used their feet apparently terrify goons.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chimbley Sweep
Jul 21, 2006

haggisforthesoul's mortal frenemy

Laughing out loud.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


My GF is a Redditor, and she just looked on her phone. There doesn't seem to be anything there.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Pick posted:

People who have actually used their feet apparently terrify goons.

The only people with attractive feet are the ones who preform the ancient eastern art of foot binding.
:goonsay:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




This is the kind of posting that got the thread titles all merged together.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

IUG posted:

My GF is a Redditor, and she just looked on her phone. There doesn't seem to be anything there.

A forum so exclusion that no one is allowed to post there.


Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
When I see whaaaaaaaat?!

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

Kwyndig posted:

Not to mention that food preparation technology has reached a point where you can make things look like whatever you want if you're willing to put in the effort, with 3D printers, various kinds of food grade glue, and specialty cooking devices.
https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ogm9u67yiw1vp2ixs.mp4#_=_

Like this thing! God, this thing.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Rolo posted:

When I see whaaaaaaaat?!

The nasal juxtaposition.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:stare: SORCERY!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar





Wow, holy poo poo.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

davebo posted:

How did they know they didn't view it upside down and it's really an anti-christ potato? Apologies in advance if I'm just unaware of proper potato-orienting procedure.

Edit: I just searched google images and found a ton of these. Apparently pretty common.

I always found it funny that the rebellious symbol of choice for edgy teenagers everywhere also happens to be one that's traditionally used to represent the Pope.

So that potato is actually pious as hell!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Is that made of stuff you'd actually want to eat, or is it just technically edible?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'm guessing aspic.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 08:07 on Nov 22, 2016

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

the future is WOW posted:

I always found it funny that the rebellious symbol of choice for edgy teenagers everywhere also happens to be one that's traditionally used to represent the Pope.

So that potato is actually pious as hell!
Long ago I saw a graffiti that I wish to this day I'd taken a picture of: pentagram, point down, with an upside down cross attached at the bottom, and written around it was 999.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

My Lovely Horse posted:

Long ago I saw a graffiti that I wish to this day I'd taken a picture of: pentagram, point down, with an upside down cross attached at the bottom, and written around it was 999.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Gorilla Salad posted:

I'm guessing aspic.



Or just plain gelatin. I think plain gelatin is a little more likely since aspic typically discolors a bit when you have that much of it and people who make things like that tend to not care that they taste terrible. Of course, those aren't the only edible things that make a clear gel, just some of the more common.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
D'aww, poor tired capybara...

Hey, you're not battlemaster!

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