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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
*cough*

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Well, I guess that must be true. Who am I to argue with a minion?

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



The Butcher posted:

Well, I guess that must be true. Who am I to argue with a minion?



What happens if the cardinal shits on me?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!

Worldshatter posted:

What happens if the cardinal shits on me?
Manna from heaven

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Worldshatter posted:

What happens if the cardinal shits on me?
How do you think they pick the Pope.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

steinrokkan posted:

How do you think they pick the Pope.

lol

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Butcher posted:

Well, I guess that must be true. Who am I to argue with a minion?



What about bishops?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIjXU7baSc&t=240s

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

The Butcher posted:

Well, I guess that must be true. Who am I to argue with a minion?



Catholic clergy know the best pick up lines.

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

steinrokkan posted:

How do you think they pick the Pope.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




cuck memes are getting weirder and weirder

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao

Classy pregnancy photography deserves its own thread

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
holy fuckin poo poo lmao

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'



Nice muffin top, pal.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
I'm not only the thumb ring, I am the surprising lack of tattoos

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Code Jockey posted:

I'm not only the thumb ring, I am the surprising lack of tattoos

I'm the fetus developing autism

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Nice muffin top, pal.

that's support weight, it's v progressive

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Why are these dumb preggo pics always taken half-naked?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

TotalLossBrain posted:

Why are these dumb preggo pics always taken half-naked?

fetish reasons

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

TotalLossBrain posted:

Why are these dumb preggo pics always taken half-naked?

Because the gestating human body is an amazingly gross thing.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

TotalLossBrain posted:

Why are these dumb preggo pics always taken half-naked?

Ask Ken Bone

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
My hot take is that they're disgusting 100% of the time and no one, subjects included, will want to look at them ever again. WTF
Can you imagine being the kid(s) forced to look at that poo poo growing up?

Also, that particular pic looks like it was taken by those redneck bigfoot hunters with a nightvision trailcam.

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


TotalLossBrain posted:

Why are these dumb preggo pics always taken half-naked?

Because they have to remind people that they had sex in order for this miracle of life to occur, which means they were naked. So now you have to think of them all sweaty and humping and naked.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I do that anyway

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

A Concrete Divider fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Nov 22, 2016

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

being that guy's black friend sounds like hard work

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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Lazerbeam posted:

being that guy's black friend sounds like hard work

hard for his black friends to take it the wrong way when he doesn't have any

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:


Top comment -
"Wow--I can't believe all of the negative, hateful remarks about a simple cartoon comment! If you have eyes you can see the love here in the cartoon characters eyes. If you are happily married, this is a running joke that almost everyone I know from anywhere makes this same comment!! It has been around for years and will continue to be. I love my husband and this is an endearing comment--kids are grown, and he is the only "baby" you have left to take care of--and I am the same to him. You take care of each other as you grow old together, so you should be each other's biggest kid!"

bone app the teeth
May 14, 2008



dank rings

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015

drat, Ozzie has really let himself go.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:
I have also often wondered about the answer to this question

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I hope you told them to go to Cinnabon.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

turbomoose posted:



Top comment -
"Wow--I can't believe all of the negative, hateful remarks about a simple cartoon comment! If you have eyes you can see the love here in the cartoon characters eyes. If you are happily married, this is a running joke that almost everyone I know from anywhere makes this same comment!! It has been around for years and will continue to be. I love my husband and this is an endearing comment--kids are grown, and he is the only "baby" you have left to take care of--and I am the same to him. You take care of each other as you grow old together, so you should be each other's biggest kid!"

So wait, it's not actually this :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW-FqEaU5Qg

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

turbomoose posted:

I have also often wondered about the answer to this question



Me too, would appreciate any suggestions in the United States of America. I'm not looking for locations in the Atlantic right now though thanks.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

TotalLossBrain posted:

Why are these dumb preggo pics always taken half-naked?

Breeders are retards

Risky
May 18, 2003


If you watch carefully you can see her suppressed lesbian side coming out as she verbally destroys her husband and all males as a whole

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

ProperCoochie posted:

Breeders are retards

hot

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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Salty Josh posted:

50 bucks says she is a 55 year old obese woman who has alienated most of her family due to her terrible habits and Facebook addiction.

just about right; she's 39 single mom/divorcee, 300 lbs, lots of TMI posts on fb... typical evangelical/conservative nutjob.

I grew up with her :( she wasn't always this wacko, and she was once very pretty and thin as a rail.

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