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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

It's why all his hair fell out.

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Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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The joke goes even farther back than that, Morn is a play on Norm from cheers. I wonder how that happened

Didn't they also reference how he once snapped (off-screen of course) and wrecked quarks bar? I remember laughing at that but not the circumstances

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Police Automaton posted:

The joke goes even farther back than that, Morn is a play on Norm from cheers. I wonder how that happened

Didn't they also reference how he once snapped (off-screen of course) and wrecked quarks bar? I remember laughing at that but not the circumstances

Yeah he was terrified of being killed/the end of his way of life with the impending dominion occupation of DS9. He was their weeping frenchman. Somebody please photoshop morn to look like the weeping frenchman please, or vice-versa.

E; nm, that sounds like it would only be funny to me. Actually that;s all the more reason to do it after I think about it for a second.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.
Morn is the best character. Even someone who never speaks gets character development on DS9.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Chomp8645 posted:

How much did it cost to have Tin Man spin around like a deranged disco ball before unleashing his dragon ballz on those Romulan ships?

They re-used the special effect of V'Ger disco-balling from TMP.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Police Automaton posted:

The joke goes even farther back than that, Morn is a play on Norm from cheers. I wonder how that happened

Didn't they also reference how he once snapped (off-screen of course) and wrecked quarks bar? I remember laughing at that but not the circumstances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmAej2SRhm4

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I liked when Morn got told to go home when he was passed on a bench so he went straight to Quarks which was closed for the Nagus or something

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Police Automaton posted:

The joke goes even farther back than that, Morn is a play on Norm from cheers. I wonder how that happened

Morn also owned a shipping company. He was a space mailman.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Whenever picard orders some random ensign to change course, and they don't respond with an 'Aye Sir' just sitting there in silence, it's really obvious that they just didn't wanna pay them.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I remember some nerd at a convention asking why Morn didn't talk and the boring reason they gave was they'd have to give the guy a SAG card if he got a speaking part, and he could ask for more money

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD
also his mouth didn't open

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Looks like Michelle Yeoh is set to join the bad lesbian fanfic canon as she has been cast on ST:D as the lead and will be fictionally flung at everything vaguely female in the beautiful medium of unauthorized fanart.

Heaven help her once the late-series Jeri Ryan equivalent shows up to sell a 4th ST:D season to Netflix.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The General posted:

I like Robert Picardo.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

treasure bear posted:

watch out op a troll might say "hmm this thread it should be sent to the delta quadrent and stranded"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

shadow puppet of a posted:

sell a 4th ST:D season to Netflix.

you're way, way more optimistic about this than I am

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
I totally forgot about this 7th season episode where Kira teleports to Empok Nor because apparently we have to see one last uncomfortable rapey showdown with Dukat.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

bloodychill posted:

I totally forgot about this 7th season episode where Kira teleports to Empok Nor because apparently we have to see one last uncomfortable rapey showdown with Dukat.

Despite how bad the episode is we do get to see Dukat try to explain the half-cardassian baby as a pah-wraith miracle.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



dukat's half bajoran son will be back in ds9 2: deep space harder

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

VectorSigma posted:

dukat's half bajoran son will be back in ds9 2: deep space harder

You act as if this wouldn't get watched and as if there wouldn't be a GBS STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE TWO COLON DEEP SPACE HARDER thread.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

shadow puppet of a posted:

Looks like Michelle Yeoh is set to join the bad lesbian fanfic canon as she has been cast on ST:D as the lead and will be fictionally flung at everything vaguely female in the beautiful medium of unauthorized fanart.

Heaven help her once the late-series Jeri Ryan equivalent shows up to sell a 4th ST:D episode to Netflix.

Let's be more realistic here.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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what are some other title cards for bad episodes we can share



Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I know they occasionally raided it for spare parts, but wasn't leaving a space station capable of just as much nonsense as DS9 just lying around a security risk? What if someone did the thing that made it fly around and did a colony drop on Bajor?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Volcott posted:

I know they occasionally raided it for spare parts, but wasn't leaving a space station capable of just as much nonsense as DS9 just lying around a security risk? What if someone did the thing that made it fly around and did a colony drop on Bajor?

It's way the hell out in the middle of nowhere, in an entirely different star system in fact, and the effort it would take to strip Empok Nor bare would be too costly just for maintaining one station.

Plus it's full of Cardassian boobytraps, so no-one sane is going to try and loot the place.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
One commonality among all Star Treks is the lack of acknowledgement of the fact that you could just warp rocks or garbage or whatever at planets.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"
I wonder if nichelle did anal.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I love this thread. Happy 300 pages!

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
I'm predicting that the dead alien criminal who just arrived on DS9 for the Diridium shipment is a decoy and the real alien is posing as the Starfleet security officer who doesn't trust Odo. At the very end of the episode the actual security guy will arrive and everybody looks wide eyed at each other.

If I'm wrong, I'll watch Threshold.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


MrSlam posted:

I'm predicting that the dead alien criminal who just arrived on DS9 for the Diridium shipment is a decoy and the real alien is posing as the Starfleet security officer who doesn't trust Odo. At the very end of the episode the actual security guy will arrive and everybody looks wide eyed at each other.

If I'm wrong, I'll watch Threshold.

Wrong! Its spelled "Deuridium"

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

MrSlam posted:

I'm predicting that the dead alien criminal who just arrived on DS9 for the Diridium shipment is a decoy and the real alien is posing as the Starfleet security officer who doesn't trust Odo. At the very end of the episode the actual security guy will arrive and everybody looks wide eyed at each other.

If I'm wrong, I'll watch Threshold.

:ughh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh god how does Sanctuary not get brought up on terrible DS9 episodes?

Space gypsies travelers

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Nov 23, 2016

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Because it is the best episode at making the entire Bajoran race look like terrible, stupid assholes.

And any race that procreates exclusively via gangbangs and train running cant be all bad.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->


Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
Come to think of it most of DS9's bad episodes are from early on where the writers didn't know what they wanted to do yet so every episode was "whoa a wacky mcguffin is coming through the wormhole!"

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh yeah it is pretty much the Bajorans are giant pieces of poo poo the episode.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Oh yeah it is pretty much the Bajorans are giant pieces of poo poo the episode.

They're more active about it I guess

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I think the weird skin space amish are pretty cool and I wish them luck in their journey to find a home in the stars.

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