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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

You're a more patient person than I because if I don't see them off the brakes within 2 seconds of a green light, they're getting the horn.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
yeah im not stopping at all for funeral processions and if they dont have a police escort gently caress em traffic laws just dont disappear because your hazards are on

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

Proud Christian Mom posted:

yeah im not stopping at all for funeral processions and if they dont have a police escort gently caress em traffic laws just dont disappear because your hazards are on

Which is why you should stop. The rules don't go away, and in every state I lived in, an unbroken funeral procession has right of way.

I can post the rules of the road booklets if you'd like. It's you who's the terrible driver.

Edit:
gently caress it.

CTRL + F : "Funeral"
IL
MO

xergm fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Nov 22, 2016

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Proud Christian Mom posted:

yeah im not stopping at all for funeral processions and if they dont have a police escort gently caress em traffic laws just dont disappear because your hazards are on

Enjoy your tickets. Traffic laws do in fact support them.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Not in Texas booya!

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Proud Christian Mom posted:

Not in Texas booya!

Lol if you don't think the cop will get you on something, how about a nice unsafe passing or a reckless driving ticket?

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


BOOTY-ADE posted:

I bet Moses and those 600,000 Israelites caused a helluva walking roadblock on their way to the promised land. "This Moses dude is slow as poo poo, can someone overtake already??"

poo poo was hosed for 40 years.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

InitialDave posted:



A police spokesman said: “Following the arrest of the driver, officers drove the vehicle from the scene. The car then collided with two front gardens.”

"The car then collided with two front gardens" lol

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Maybe the spokesperson had watched hot fuzz recently.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

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xzzy posted:

You're a more patient person than I because if I don't see them off the brakes within 2 seconds of a green light, they're getting the horn.

loving seriously. You waited through an entire green cycle without a peep?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

loving seriously. You waited through an entire green cycle without a peep?

I'm usually not that patient but this particular intersection made it hard for me to see what takes place in the intersection itself. I decided to give the non-mover the benefit of the doubt and it bit me in the rear end.

Flint Ironstag
Apr 2, 2004

Bob Johnson...oh, wait

TotalLossBrain posted:

I hate this derail. But tell me, thread, where are these funeral processions actually a thing?
I've lived in the Eastern Bloc, then the united Germany, and in the Pacific Northwest. I have never seen or heard of even one of them near me.
What gives? Am I ignorant of things around me?

I was raised in Wisconsin, spent a bunch of years in California, and now live in Texas. I haven't seen any here, but did in both WI and CA, but not very often. Now that I am thinking about it, I don't think I have seen one since the 90s, I do remember coming across a few in San Jose, but that was years ago.

I think processions are becoming more rare, since non-traditional memorials are becoming more common, but I am too lazy to look up any statistics on that right now.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Flint Ironstag posted:

I was raised in Wisconsin, spent a bunch of years in California, and now live in Texas. I haven't seen any here, but did in both WI and CA, but not very often. Now that I am thinking about it, I don't think I have seen one since the 90s, I do remember coming across a few in San Jose, but that was years ago.

I think processions are becoming more rare, since non-traditional memorials are becoming more common, but I am too lazy to look up any statistics on that right now.

They also deliberately avoid high-traffic roads, so you wouldn't see them often anyway. It's extremely rare that one has to go very far on heavily traveled roads. Cemeteries aren't usually in business districts. These days families are also foregoing graveside services more, so there aren't as many.

I've been in several. The funeral director gives you a purple pennant on a rod that sticks to your fender with a magnet. You have to keep your headlights on and stay close to the car in front of you. It's essentially a parade in memory of the deceased.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKkC1UMD_ak

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice
Camera car should have braked, IMHO. No reason for an accident there, except ego.

e: gaaaahhhhh never look at the comments

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

GOD IS BED posted:

Camera car should have braked, IMHO. No reason for an accident there, except ego.

e: gaaaahhhhh never look at the comments

Maybe the camera car didn't get a chance to do that, especially since the car merged without using their indicators

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Quick everyone pick a side and wildly swing at anyone who opposes your opinion.

ionn
Jan 23, 2004

Din morsa.
Grimey Drawer

GOD IS BED posted:

Camera car should have braked, IMHO. No reason for an accident there, except ego.

Maybe he had a big truck right on his rear end and couldn't safely brake. Maybe the camera car did brake, just not hard enough to be easily visible on film, and the merging car was also slowing down due to the traffic ahead in the middle lane.


um excuse me posted:

Quick everyone pick a side and wildly swing at anyone who opposes your opinion.

Yes, this is how to internet properly!

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

um excuse me posted:

Quick everyone pick a side and wildly swing at anyone who opposes your opinion.

No, you're wrong. you idiot!

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
These are the people you share the tracks with..

I cannot believe this. Not the impact. Later, near the end. What kind of car is that? Why couldn't it achieve this feat before the train came? Craziest hit and run ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lph35AFnpQo

maybe the DUI interlock wasn't working?

ionn
Jan 23, 2004

Din morsa.
Grimey Drawer

B4Ctom1 posted:

Why couldn't it achieve this feat before the train came?

It looks like the car wasn't sitting right at the crossing, but on the tracks a bit off to the side where they are "regular railroad tracks". My guess is he tried to drive around the barriers and ended up stuck on one of the rails, with one of the front tires enough off the ground to have no traction.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Two different idiots today, seems like the holidays bring all the retarded drivers out of the woodwork to make traveling that much more difficult.

Got into work OK, and had to drive to our secondary site to help with a server outage. On my way there, a guy in a white CR-V is driving wildly and swerving among lanes, then decides to get right on my bumper. I'm already in a company car and have my cruise set to the same pace as traffic around me, driving in the middle lane of a 5 lane interstate, and everyone is doing around 70 and literally nobody can move right or left. Dude flashes his brights at me, I can't do anything about it but I can see an opening coming up - pull into the right lane when it's clear, wait for rear end in a top hat to pass me, he gets the finger and starts raging out against the driver who was in front of me. Took the next exit and went on my way.

On the way back from our secondary site, another guy in a little Kia sedan is hauling rear end, rides my bumper and speeds around me, cutting off the guy that was in the left lane. Hauls rear end further up until he hits what amounts to a rolling roadblock, rides another car's bumper for a mile or so, then gets over to the right one lane. Apparently he needs to get over one more lane to the right, so he puts on his blinker but there's a lady in a small SUV that isn't having it and keeps blocking him out. Instead of taking the safer, more sane route of slowing a bit and merging behind her (where there was a solid 4-5 car lengths of room), he keeps his blinker on and then swerves his car toward her, causing her to swerve to the shoulder, panic brake and almost cause an accident. Both were assholes but the Kia dude kept hauling and did almost the same thing to another driver further up the road that didn't do what *he* wanted them to do. 911 and local police dispatch got a call about that one, guy was going the same way I was headed and I was able to stick behind a bit and give the exact place he turned off. gently caress that cocksucker and his recklessness, hope he dies slowly in a fiery wreck alone in the middle of a winter blizzard.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


spog posted:

No, you're wrong. you idiot!

No, he's right, everybody needs to pick a side. People who don't pick a side are losers.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Years ago I was teaching at a high school in Indiana. It started snowing hard one day, and by the time we were out it was full blizzard, white-out conditions.

On the road, we were all going caravan style - about 35 miles an hour, staying just close enough to the car in front to keep its taillights in sight so you knew where the road was. Some clown decided that was too slow for him and swung to pass the long line of cars.

He ended up in a corn field. In his mania to get home five minutes faster he ran head on into a snowplow coming at him in the other lane.

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!
I'm picturing the whole convoy smugly waving as they pass by. :byewhore:

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

B4Ctom1 posted:

These are the people you share the tracks with..

I cannot believe this. Not the impact. Later, near the end. What kind of car is that? Why couldn't it achieve this feat before the train came? Craziest hit and run ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lph35AFnpQo

maybe the DUI interlock wasn't working?

It isn't a 100% uncommon thing for DUIs to turn right or left at the train tracks and get stuck.
Also, was that really a H&R? The video says so, but the final still of the video has the back of the bumper next to what looks like a cop. Maybe a failed h&r. He wasn't getting far as he left his plates at the scene.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Deteriorata posted:

Years ago I was teaching at a high school in Indiana. It started snowing hard one day, and by the time we were out it was full blizzard, white-out conditions.

On the road, we were all going caravan style - about 35 miles an hour, staying just close enough to the car in front to keep its taillights in sight so you knew where the road was. Some clown decided that was too slow for him and swung to pass the long line of cars.

He ended up in a corn field. In his mania to get home five minutes faster he ran head on into a snowplow coming at him in the other lane.

A few years ago I had one of these on the highway, two of the three lanes were reasonably cleared but the fast lane was still covered in snow and traffic's moving about 40 MPH in the two cleared lanes. Some guy in a Blazer decides he can go faster in the snowy lane, gets about 500 feet in front of me and pulls a perfect 360 before ending up on the shoulder. A few minutes later after presumably changing underpants he's passing me again doing the same thing and disappears off in to the distance. Another few minutes later the Blazer is upside down in the median.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

nm posted:

It isn't a 100% uncommon thing for DUIs to turn right or left at the train tracks and get stuck.
Also, was that really a H&R? The video says so, but the final still of the video has the back of the bumper next to what looks like a cop. Maybe a failed h&r. He wasn't getting far as he left his plates at the scene.

Yeah the guy filming says the driver got out and ran.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I was always taught that in a parking lot, if you see someone backing out, you stop and let them go. You know, if the car is moving, or their rear end is out of the space and into the aisle. Since moving to California, I have never had so many close calls in my life, with my rear end half out into the aisle and people blowing by at high speeds through narrow gaps. Holy poo poo its terrifying.

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

nm posted:

It isn't a 100% uncommon thing for DUIs to turn right or left at the train tracks and get stuck.
Also, was that really a H&R? The video says so, but the final still of the video has the back of the bumper next to what looks like a cop. Maybe a failed h&r. He wasn't getting far as he left his plates at the scene.

The car was still there when the cops showed up because it was a hit and literal run. Dude ran when he realized the car wasn't really drivable.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

FogHelmut posted:

I was always taught that in a parking lot, if you see someone backing out, you stop and let them go. You know, if the car is moving, or their rear end is out of the space and into the aisle. Since moving to California, I have never had so many close calls in my life, with my rear end half out into the aisle and people blowing by at high speeds through narrow gaps. Holy poo poo its terrifying.

The person backing out does not have right of way, but it is generally a good idea to stop if you see someone backing out regardless since rearward visibility is limited. Still, if you know or suspect someone is passing behind you while you're backing out of a parking space, it's your responsibility to stop.

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

FogHelmut posted:

I was always taught that in a parking lot, if you see someone backing out, you stop and let them go. You know, if the car is moving, or their rear end is out of the space and into the aisle. Since moving to California, I have never had so many close calls in my life, with my rear end half out into the aisle and people blowing by at high speeds through narrow gaps. Holy poo poo its terrifying.

Not just Cali, I have it happen in Washington State all the time. "Hey, someone's backing out, better drive/*walk* on through behind him as quick as I can, see if I can score some insurance payout!"

This is in addition to backing out of driveways into actual loving traffic, of course. :fuckoff:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

PT6A posted:

The person backing out does not have right of way, but it is generally a good idea to stop if you see someone backing out regardless since rearward visibility is limited. Still, if you know or suspect someone is passing behind you while you're backing out of a parking space, it's your responsibility to stop.

Generally, I'm in my little Subaru, surrounded on both sides by huge walls of SUVs or pickups. Backing in and pulling out forward doesn't offer much help due to the massively long front overhang on these cars.

Otherwise, I'm in my huge wall-like SUV with fancy wide angle rear camera and cross traffic alert. But the people around here drive so fast through the lots, by the time you hear the "beep beep beep," you're already dead.

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!
For me, it's all contextual. Parking lots? I'm careful as gently caress. People do all sorts of stupid inattentive things in a parking lot.

Backing out from a driveway onto a public street? Sorry, you're supposed to yield to traffic when pulling out of a driveway.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Or you could just back in instead of out and then you'll have good visibility for when you're pulling into traffic.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It greatly offends me that the Illinois uses the domain "cyberdriveillinois.com" with no hint of irony.

What the gently caress is a "cyber drive" anyways. :colbert:

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON
I'm going to guess "driveillinois.com" was already taken and they spent all of five seconds picking a tech buzzword to add to their domain name.

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

xzzy posted:

It greatly offends me that the Illinois uses the domain "cyberdriveillinois.com" with no hint of irony.

What the gently caress is a "cyber drive" anyways. :colbert:

Using a cell phone or other handheld device while operating a vehicle.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


xzzy posted:

It greatly offends me that the Illinois uses the domain "cyberdriveillinois.com" with no hint of irony.

What the gently caress is a "cyber drive" anyways. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVOBikGR9Ns

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wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

PT6A posted:

Or you could just back in instead of out and then you'll have good visibility for when you're pulling into traffic.

When I'm in that 6-foot tall box canyon of SUV's it doesn't matter which way I leave the parking space, I can't see poo poo to the side until 4 feet of the car is in the aisle.

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