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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


The guy they had doing Crimea reporting on the ground as it was happening was literally the best reporter on planet earth. Anything else is garbage.

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud posted:

What I'm saying is the Kanye 2020 campaign has already begun / will begin so gradually we won't notice until he's on a debate stage

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Terror Sweat posted:

twitter should ban everyone, then destroy itself

Looks like that might be the plan.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Nonsense posted:

The guy they had doing Crimea reporting on the ground as it was happening was literally the best reporter on planet earth. Anything else is garbage.

yeah that simon dude is loving awesome

he managed to track down and prove a certain russian military officer was fighting in ukraine in like the span of a week

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Bro Dad posted:

yeah that simon dude is loving awesome

he managed to track down and prove a certain russian military officer was fighting in ukraine in like the span of a week

*And* he lived to report it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Bro Dad posted:

yeah that simon dude is loving awesome

he managed to track down and prove a certain russian military officer was fighting in ukraine in like the span of a week



Subjunctive posted:

*And* he lived to report it.



oh so that's why HE is mad at them

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


I liked Sarah Jeong's reporting on all the Bitcoin morons. :-/

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Jeong is pretty active in the handling of online harassment and poo poo, not sure if she ever caught it herself but of all the people to still be pissed at those idiots she's probably one of them that's a bit more reasonable to be.

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Sarah Jeong is a good reporter but makes bad tweets sometimes.

There's a really loving weird history between her and lefty twitter tho. Folks accuse her of things she never did, and harp on every little thing she's done for the past two years. Nothing is fun online anymore.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Didn't the original gamergate guy try to start that poo poo here first and the mods were all "lol get banned loser"?

If only we hadn't let that filth drain to the proper cesspools of 8chan and Brietbart, Trump would've never been elected president. :ohdear:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

devtesla posted:

Sarah Jeong is a good reporter but makes bad tweets sometimes.

There's a really loving weird history between her and lefty twitter tho. Folks accuse her of things she never did, and harp on every little thing she's done for the past two years. Nothing is fun online anymore.

its kinda how i feel about Laurie Penny. she does some good articles and is probably one of the better "ivory tower assholes" and can actually write some good/interesting pieces but some of her tweets are loving retard. i think people treat twitter to much as a stream of consciousness, which is probably why so much stupid poo poo is said.


Well What Now posted:

You're not wrong IMO but nevertheless SHUT THE gently caress UP on principle.

yeah, i am sorry. i just get sick of it.


Nonsense posted:

The guy they had doing Crimea reporting on the ground as it was happening was literally the best reporter on planet earth. Anything else is garbage.

I like the syria stuff and that one special on various countries with terrorism is good too.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

mrmcd posted:

Didn't the original gamergate guy try to start that poo poo here first and the mods were all "lol get banned loser"?

If only we hadn't let that filth drain to the proper cesspools of 8chan and Brietbart, Trump would've never been elected president. :ohdear:

As usual, sa is a major trendmaker that never gets any credit

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Tatum Girlparts posted:

oh so that's why HE is mad at them

didn't take long for you to come crawling back here to make your lovely rear end snipes, huh

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Back during the invasion of Crimea and the opening stages of the separatist war in Ukraine, they had a reporter, Simon Ostrovsky, who made daily dispatches from the frontlines, and also filmed extensive evidenceof Russian presence, simply by talking to locals in the affected areas. IIRC he also contributed image evidence to the Brown Moses investigations.

It was the only serious English language coverage of Ukraine at that time.

So they did at least one thing right.

steinrokkan has issued a correction as of 02:30 on Nov 23, 2016

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/imbadatlife/status/797581542814060545

I think we can all get a kick out of this.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

What's the hot new Young Fiction book series? Cause Hunger Games metaphors wouldn't be any better.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What's the hot new Young Fiction book series? Cause Hunger Games metaphors wouldn't be any better.

The Hunger Games
Mockingjay
The Fault In Our Stars
The Book Thief
The Maze Runner
Eleanor & Park
Uglies
If I Stay

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I still can't stop laughing at thinking Unamerican Activities Committee is a Hogwarts thing

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Nonsense posted:

The Hunger Games
Mockingjay
The Fault In Our Stars
The Book Thief
The Maze Runner
Eleanor & Park
Uglies
If I Stay

you forgot the one where the main character's ADHD and dyslexia are actually Battle Awareness and Having A Brain Hardcoded To Learn Latin or greek or something

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Can you explain Trump's election with Twilight metaphors?

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Can you explain Trump's election with Twilight metaphors?

This is just like in the movie where the one vampire with psychic future powers dreams the massive scene where the evil vampires start a massive vampire war and everyone dies except this is no dream.

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Can you explain Trump's election with Twilight metaphors?

This is like that time that Robert Pattinson signed on to be in a dumb, one-off vampire movie and ended up on the hook for nine sequels and any hopes of a legitimate future turned to ash.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Can you explain Trump's election with Twilight metaphors?

"Why should I trust you? You're Hitler!"

oh you said Twilight not Twilight Zone, nm

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
Well much like the main vampire in Twilight, Donald Trump is strange colored, really old, and it's pretty funny watching how angry he makes some people.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Abandoned is dope, but I mostly just liked watching Action Bronson & Friends stuff their fat faces and rap around the world.

I quickly browsed the site but haven't watched any of it. I see a white guy on a bicycle and "Two Detroits." Is this ruin porn poo poo?

e: Eh, so far not so drat bad.

Fidel Castronaut has issued a correction as of 08:53 on Nov 23, 2016

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Can you explain Trump's election with Twilight metaphors?
Clinton was like Edward, a distant, cold and uncaring vampire who is in an abusive relationship with an impressionable, obsessive and dumb young girl (hint: America). The relationship is built literally on nothing except some aesthetic ideal that Edward represents to Bella America. In fact Edward keeps abandoning her for long periods of times, and only appears occasionally for short periods of time (hint: election) when their relationship appears to evolve into something more meaningful, but then he always leaves her again, supposedly for her own good but realistically for his own selfish reasons, often to carouse with billionaire vampire elders, as all the other vampires seem to function reasonably well around America, and Edward is the only one who is an awkward sperglord with the personality of a dead rabbit (vampires eat dead rabbits, so this is a joke for you Twilightheads). The other vampires are alternative Democratic nominees, such as Bernie Sanders, represented by Alice Cullen, who has the incredible psychic power of predicting the future through perfect empathy with all living creatures (Bernie Sanders used this power to summon a bird of peace to his rally) - Sanders predicts the upcoming class battle between the establishment (represented by a thinly disguised ripped-off World of Darkness Ventrue clan in the books) and the disenfranchised proletariat of all the other characters on the frozen surface of a lake - this is a metaphor for the precarious state of the world in face of the climate change.

Trump is like Jacob, an unlikable, self-obsessed hothead with an attitude issue and a shallow physical lust for America, which he tries to feebly rationalize in his platitudes to her. He is the opposite of Edward, while Edward would keep America hanging for extended periods of time, only appearing at strategic junctures to temporarily reinforce his relationship with America, Jacob is basically a stalker, who appears downright pathetic and seems to do his more harm than good to his chances with America with his constant attempts to talk her into leaving Edward for good and becoming his girlfriend instead. However, much like Trump, Jacob reveals that he has several trumps up his sleeve - first, he becomes a vampire, thus reversing the powerplay between him and Edward, whose frail physique makes him seem weak, and reminds one of a sufferer of some disease, perhaps even consumption (or pneumonia!), second, he represents the interests of the citizens of America (his Native American tribesmen) against the arrogant, violent newcomers (the aristocratic, yet bloodthirsty Anglo-Saxon vampires who are intruders in Jacob's land). It doesn't need to be mentioned that this is a striking parallel to the Trump platform of protecting the territorial and demographic integrity of his country against a legion of rapists and terrorists.

Now, in the books Bella chooses Edward over Jacob, but therein lies the real genius of Stephenie Meyer. Remember that the books were written during the Obama presidency - Bella here represents the naive America wowed by the Obama campaign, surrendering herself to his charms, even though it in effect means that the first sight that ignited her love would put her under the sell of Obama's natural follower, the uncharismatic, selfish Hillary (Obama is the side of Edward that made Bella fall in love with him, Hillary is the side that makes her relationship with him abusive and unsustainable). However, by doing so this America turns into yet another lifeless vampire. Now our gaze must turn towards Bella's newborn child, the product of her unholy bond with Edward (establishment Democrats), though which America itself was seemingly turned into a domain of ivory tower elites with no place for the common man. But Renesme, the child, has in fact warm blood coursing through her veins, she is the future of America, not Bella, and Jacob Trump sees it, he imprints on the newborn, and thus is symbolically described the dynamic of this election - the aging coalition of people who elected Obama is too lifeless, too disenchanted to really effect the world outside the circles of Establishment vampires, even though they are nominally bound to Democrats through marriage to Hillary Cullen, there is no life in them that could stop their descent into irrelevance. But they gave life to a new political being, Renesme, which is an antithesis of its parents, you can imagine her as all the expunged, abandoned life force of Bella / America coalescing into a new form, a fertile soil to be tilled by Trump - Jacob and his lustful, energetic, albeit naive and brutish way.

steinrokkan has issued a correction as of 13:49 on Nov 23, 2016

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I have now convinced myself that Twilight is the most insightful piece of literature of this century.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


why did you do this

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Homework Explainer posted:

why did you do this

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Homework Explainer posted:

why did you do this

Demand driven economy of posts.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Can you explain Trump's election with Twilight metaphors?

OK so 60% of white voters are like Bella, who just wanted someone to make them feel special and valuable despite having every opportunity in life as the default condition. When normal boys wouldn't make her nethers tickle, she opted for two suitors who were guaranteed to kill her, and in the end went with the one who most closely matched her physical features.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


Did they really just put up a promo for "African-American culture" by using a picture of some random tree in Africa?

:eyepop:

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Homework Explainer posted:

why did you do this

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

mrmcd posted:

Did they really just put up a promo for "African-American culture" by using a picture of some random tree in Africa?

:eyepop:

and they're offering opportunities through lottery.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

I've been wondering this as well. Who gives their kid a hyphenated first name? I can understand hyphenated last names. They're annoying, but I get the motivation there. First names, though? What the hell, no. That's stupid. Your parents are stupid.


Good god, this motherfucker looks for things to be angry about even harder than you do. At the very end, it says he's got a book coming out next year called "In Defense Of Looting." I'm surprised he didn't just start copy-pasting PLEASE LOVE ME YOU PURE, SAINTLY MINORITIES!!! by the end of the article.

Revenge of the Nerds must be a hoot. I should check it out now that I'm not nine and I won't be watching an airing of it on TNT.

i watched it for the first time somewhat recently and was surprised to learn that the clever nerd plan to get revenge involves straight up rape

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

babypolis posted:

i watched it for the first time somewhat recently and was surprised to learn that the clever nerd plan to get revenge involves straight up rape

That was foreshadowing.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

tone deaf as gently caress, but all-in-all it seems like the heart of this gigantic multinational company--that is literally murdering every soul on the planet via deforestation and cow farts--is in the right place

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

tone deaf as gently caress, but all-in-all it seems like the heart of this gigantic multinational company--that is literally murdering every soul on the planet via deforestation and cow farts--is in the right place

some analyst said "hey a bunch of our customers are black we should maybe pander to them" and they immediately decided to create a sub-brand focused on the specific task of separating black people from their money

thats where their heart is

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Vox Nihili posted:

some analyst said "hey a bunch of our customers are black we should maybe pander to them" and they immediately decided to create a sub-brand focused on the specific task of separating black people from their money

thats where their heart is

I think Trump Baby Hands may be onto something with his sincerely held belief that the McDonalds corporation is a beautiful assemblage of people with great hearts. I don't think I've ever heard a more sincere endorsement than Mr. Trump Baby Hands heartfelt statement that he love how McDonalds "is literally murdering every soul on the planet via deforestation and cow farts"

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