TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Diversity = war - proximity ?

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:08

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:14

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

if u go to the chinese buffet and get one of everything, ur rear end in a top hat is going to explode

rookie mistake, you don't get rice

you make them pay, go to the slightly fresh pile of crab legs

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:08

Telephones: Apr 28, 2013

euphronius posted:

Trump tower is nowhere near Wall Street

Trump tower is mostly idk law firms and media ?

It's a mini mall basically

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:09

AngryBooch: Sep 26, 2009

It's actually 4 heavily overlapping factions: white nationalists (Bannon wing), internet nihilists (pol wing), red-pill anti-feminist emasculated men (Mike Cernovich wing), and conspiracy theorists (alex jones wing).

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:09

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0wdQeQiGfs

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:09

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

So I'm in DC to see family for thanksgiving and staying at the Watergate Hotel, and this is on all their keys

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:10

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N59Uz8ngiuM

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:11

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

So I'm in DC to see family for thanksgiving and staying at the Watergate Hotel, and this is on all their keys

#woke #brands

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:12

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

So I'm in DC to see family for thanksgiving and staying at the Watergate Hotel, and this is on all their keys

yeah, russia's got it covered from here on out

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:12

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

ugh I hate paying extra for the warranties and add-ons and cleansing rituals. I just want the drat thing to work out of the box, and also not to drip blood from its orifices when I open a third party app

kids these days, back when i had an early iphone the blood dripped from the user's orifices!! so spoiled now

euphronius posted:

Trump tower is nowhere near Wall Street

Trump tower is mostly idk law firms and media ?

but it causes air/street congestion which isn't exactly localized i imagine?

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:14

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

eonwe posted:

rookie mistake, you don't get rice

you make them pay, go to the slightly fresh pile of crab legs

$4 for all you can eat sushi? hell yeah im all in

-man about to poo poo a rope of colon

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:15

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

$4 for all you can eat sushi? hell yeah im all in

-man about to poo poo a rope of colon

is that how lengths of colon are measured???! I always wanted/needed 2 kno

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:15

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

euphronius posted:

No I do think so.

Nyt wouldn't go off record like the lol cable news shits and asked him real questions

Whether he gave them real answers is...debatable.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Air congestion maybe but driving is not the biggest deal in Manhatten

There is like an Underground railroad thing

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:18

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

docbeard posted:

Whether he gave them real answers is...debatable.

He's keeping us in suspense !!!

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:18

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

zen death robot posted:

Give it a few months and itll be "bombed reactor"

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:24

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Al! posted:

is that how lengths of colon are measured???! I always wanted/needed 2 kno

yes

did you know that the trump campaign deposited 22.5 kiloropes of bullshit daily???

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:25

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al! posted:

yeah i only kno the word alembic from morrowind, fite me

same but also calcinator

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:28

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

*jumps 21 feet in the air*
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*jumps 22 feet in the air*
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:30

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Baloogan posted:

*jumps 21 feet in the air*
*jumps 21 feet in the air*
*jumps 21 feet in the air*
*jumps 21 feet in the air*
*jumps 22 feet in the air*
*jumps 22 feet in the air*

r u mario

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:30

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

grindin that acrobatics skill

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:31

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

should be making a tower out of floating paintbrushes smdh

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:31

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

lol as if the united states is any better

in this globalized world it's impossible NOT to be complicit in the "torture and murder of thousands of arabs"

kind of like how you can't buy a cell phone without being haunted by the spirits of the foxxcom laborers who died from exhaustion while making it

israel is as bad or worse than apartheid south africa, israel i hope sinks into the sea and everybody there dies

namaste

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:33

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Jazerus posted:

yes

did you know that the trump campaign deposited 22.5 kiloropes of bullshit daily???

a shade under 3 kiloheredium

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:35

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

docbeard posted:

Whether he gave them real answers is...debatable.

Debatable, but the alt-right meltdown sustains me.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:38

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

trump didn't really walk anything back, he just continues to be a cipher for dumbshits to project their hopes onto, as long as he continues to hire people like bannon and sessions he's going to be the white nationalist candidate, regardless of whatever poo poo slides out of his mouth

people like david duke will immediately understand that empty statements to the nyt are meaningless

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:46

Friends Are Evil: Oct 25, 2010; cats cats cats

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

still not as shameful as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zHN4vCfwh4

Still not as shameful as willingly appearing in a movie called Ghosts Can't Do It.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9SFY2tumWA

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:50

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Friends Are Evil posted:

Still not as shameful as willingly appearing in a movie called Ghosts Can't Do It.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9SFY2tumWA

woah, wth, this is like a twin peaks dream sequence

pro-watch as gently caress

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:53

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Covok posted:

Debatable, but the alt-right meltdown sustains me.

Yeah, I ain't complaining about that. Just not exactly putting all my hope in The Glorious Pivot, either. (Not that anyone out there really is, for all that I expect to see TRUMP IS OKAY AFTER ALL headlines in the NYT tomorrow.)

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:55

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Friends Are Evil posted:

Still not as shameful as willingly appearing in a movie called Ghosts Can't Do It.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9SFY2tumWA

holy gently caress this movie.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:56

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:57

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

More Breitbart

quote:

Alt right is white identity and as everyone knows by now, in politics, you must disavow all white identity groups at the same exact time,, super glue you lips to Jewish, black, and brown identity groups' rear end. It's called Cucksplaining and Trump got elected by NOT doing it...yet now we hear this white uncle Tom, cuckshit coming out his mouth.

Cucksplaining

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:58

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mormonpartyboat posted:

would robots "get" bee movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iN6VTL7v8

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:59

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

quote:

Scott and Kate are happily married despite their 30-year age difference. After Scott suffers a heart attack and is unable to make love, he commits suicide and becomes a ghost that only Kate can see and speak with. To make it possible for Scott to return as a human, they conjure up a plan to have a young man drown so that Scott can take his body.

What

# ? Nov 23, 2016 03:00