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Then Ezekiel Elliot can get tossed from the league for assaulting women or smoking weed and we can restore to the natural order of 8-8 Cowboys seasons.
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Kirk Cousins is 3rd in the league in yards and 5th in yards per attempt. How.
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Cash Monet posted:Kirk Cousins is 3rd in the league in yards and 5th in yards per attempt. How. The NFC East is the best division in football.
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a new study bible! posted:Then Ezekiel Elliot can get tossed from the league for assaulting women or smoking weed and we can restore to the natural order of 8-8 Cowboys seasons. NFC East fan fiction ITT
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Chichevache posted:Leave it to Philly fans to complain about being assaulted with sound instead of just loving assaulted. I was assaulted by performance art titled "The Wideout Without Hands"
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Cash Monet posted:Kirk Cousins is 3rd in the league in yards and 5th in yards per attempt. How. He owns
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Sarah Problem posted:NFC East fan fiction ITT It must be distressing when the writing is right there on the wall. Dude's already been credibly accused of assault twice and been filmed while just publicly browsing in a head shop. Unless Jerry pays some full time handlers, his time might be up soon.
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I've switched to publicly liking Kirk since he dumped the lovely catch phrase for the Rick and Morty one that makes sports anchors uncomfortable.
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It's very fitting that with America being great again, America's team is great again.
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Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:I was assaulted by performance art titled "The Wideout Without Hands" It's pretty damning that Jermaine Kearse was only the third worst body-catcher on the field that day. I've wanted him replaced for years, and he could probably start for you guys.
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I'm waiting to build up hope for the Cowboys until week 15. If they win the next 3 games, I'm going to crown their rear end.
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This Dallas roster could lose a shootout vs. a really good offensive team, and I don't trust Garrett's game day decision making still, but otherwise their OL will just turn everyone into blood pudding at this rate. They are just ridiculous at times.
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The Washington Football Redskins are going to defeat the Dallas Cowboys in a National Football League game tomorrow.
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It's gonna be another tie
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NattyBo posted:The Washington Football Redskins are going to defeat the Dallas Cowboys in a National Football League game tomorrow. The Redskins are gonna get  'd like a bunch of pipeline protesters.This game is ripped from the headlines like a Law & Order episode. edit: 
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I'm cheering for the Washington team again.
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I will be rooting for America's team to beat the Natives on our National Massacre holiday.
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Eh i guess it benefits the Eagles more for the Skins to lose so against all my natural instincts. Go....Cowboys..... 
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Yeah, it's nasty, but it seems to benefit the Eagles more.
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The Redskins are going to lose 3 in a row. This doesn't necessarily make me happy because I don't feel much animosity towards the Redskins. Eagles/Skins isn't really much of a rivalry. I guess it's because the two teams are rarely good at the same time.
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They'll lose to Dallas but they'll beat Arizona or Carolina.
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CyberPingu posted:Eh i guess it benefits the Eagles more for the Skins to lose so against all my natural instincts. But if the Cowboys went on a little skid it could cause a QB controversy. That would be fun. They follow this up with two road games against teams with winning records so it could happen... and really, what would probably benefit the Eagles most at this point would be better draft position/schedule for next season. Notice the Giants didn't have to play Seattle this year. They got the Rams because the Eagles won that meaningless game last year after Chip Kelly got fired. NotWearingPants fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Nov 23, 2016 |
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NotWearingPants posted:But if the Cowboys went on a little skid it could cause a QB controversy. That would be fun. They follow this up with two road games against teams with winning records so it could happen... That game pissed me off threefold a) draft position...we dropped like 5-6 places b) having to play seattle as opposed to LA c) not going to London so i could have seen them play
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Cash Monet posted:They'll lose to Dallas but they'll beat Arizona or Carolina. Washington is more than good enough to beat both Arizona and Carolina. Much as I hate to admit it, Cousins is clearly the guy we saw at the end of last season and not the 2-INTS-per-game guy we saw in prior years.
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CyberPingu posted:That game pissed me off threefold This pissed me off in that game. First drive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q86zmSdO7-Q
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89 posted:This pissed me off in that game. First drive. Yeah the first time they allowed him to run up the gut and shockingly it worked 
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The  guy that https://twitter.com/DMN_George/status/801462679185530880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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incompetent posted:The "He was doing it in a helmet" 
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NattyBo posted:"He was doing it in a helmet" That's..... amazeballs
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Picture evidence the Cowboys are gonna get smoked today.
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pro starcraft loser posted:Picture evidence the Cowboys are gonna get smoked today.  I'm v excited/nervous. Wish the game was earlier
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I don't even know what to hope for out of this Cowboys/Skins game. An asteroid, maybe?
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89 posted:I don't even know what to hope for out of this Cowboys/Skins game. An asteroid, maybe? Redskins losing is better for the Eagles, relatively. Need the Cowboys to run away with the division (and hopefully home field) early.
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CyberPingu posted:Eh i guess it benefits the Eagles more for the Skins to lose so against all my natural instincts. Cheer for the tie.
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a new study bible! posted:I've switched to publicly liking Kirk since he dumped the lovely catch phrase for the Rick and Morty one that makes sports anchors uncomfortable. Which one is that
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NickRoweFillea posted:Which one is that He was just going "oooooooweee"
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