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The best part about the Badminton match fixing story is that both teams were trying to lose.
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Nov 23, 2016 15:42
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Not China, but this match fixing story is pretty lol worthy: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/jul/09/nigeria-scandalous-scorelines
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Nov 23, 2016 15:56
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If you are all talking about badminton I wonder how much face they lost recently in the Chinese open where World number 1 and Olympic champion Chen Long was beaten in the final by Jan Jorgensen from Denmark (which even though Denmark is one of the best badminton teams in the world, only has a population of 5 million people) in 2 straight games. The crowd kind of can't believe it (and Jan seems a bit shocked too). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJtcM9WbP5k&t=3011s
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Nov 23, 2016 16:03
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Denmark #1 What a lovely crowd. I would prefer massive boos to that poo poo.
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Nov 23, 2016 16:31
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webmeister posted:Not China, but this match fixing story is pretty lol worthy: still ain't got poo poo on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS_Adema_149%E2%80%930_SO_l%27Emyrne
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Nov 23, 2016 16:39
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I was gone two weeks and now it's 3 degrees, what happened
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Nov 23, 2016 16:45
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Dravs posted:If you are all talking about badminton I wonder how much face they lost recently in the Chinese open where World number 1 and Olympic champion Chen Long was beaten in the final by Jan Jorgensen from Denmark (which even though Denmark is one of the best badminton teams in the world, only has a population of 5 million people) in 2 straight games. Chen Long was probably too busy scanning the crowd for his next mistress
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Nov 23, 2016 16:48
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fish and chips and dip posted:Hahahah, China want's to become a hockey superpower before the 2022 Beijing olympics. Fuuuuuuuuucking lol. https://sports.vice.com/ca/article/china-wants-to-be-the-next-hockey-heavyweight What happened to their plans of becoming a football superpower
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Nov 23, 2016 17:55
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New game: Feet or sweet potatoes?
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Nov 23, 2016 18:04
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Is Chen Long a known lecher?
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Nov 23, 2016 18:58
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They are feet but darkened by the sun.
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Nov 23, 2016 19:44
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Is Chen Long a known lecher? He was recently busted having an affair with a woman who came to watch him play. His wife, the Olympic women's badminton gold medalist, is 8 months pregnant. Yes, my life is hell because my wife watches Chinese celebrity gossip programming, why do you ask?
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Nov 23, 2016 19:54
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Phlegmish posted:What happened to their plans of becoming a football superpower Team Sports don't really work out that well for China as they have two options... 1. Convince a bunch of talented footballers to move to China. 2. Teach the next generation of Chinese children not to be selfish little brats. You can see the problem...
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Nov 23, 2016 21:31
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the first option seems at least theoretically possible
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Nov 23, 2016 21:36
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Didn't Mao promote basketball because he thought it taught good communist teamwork?
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Nov 23, 2016 21:36
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P-Mack posted:Didn't Mao promote basketball because he thought it taught good communist teamwork? The Cultural Revolution erased any semblance of teamwork that might have existed and replaced it with hyper-backstabbing.
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Nov 23, 2016 21:44
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webmeister posted:Not China, but this match fixing story is pretty lol worthy: Police Machine is simultaneously the best and the worst sports team name I have ever heard.
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Nov 24, 2016 02:52
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Blistex posted:The Cultural Revolution erased any semblance of teamwork that might have existed and replaced it with hyper-backstabbing. So they're really good at early 90s basketball.
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Nov 24, 2016 03:15
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 I was trying and saw this today. Any Koreans have an idea what this is?
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Nov 24, 2016 03:18
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no but i bet they are those ultra christian crazy koreans. You get the same nonsense on windows with white fundamentalist christians
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Nov 24, 2016 03:26
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https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/11/24/coca-cola-workers-strike-3-chinese-cities-sale-bottling-operations/ This is actually big news, a coordinated worker strike across three cities against a well connected multinational company. Police responded with beatings, because of course, but it will be interesting to see where this goes.
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Nov 24, 2016 03:37
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Dicky mouse posted:
살인마 이주방 = killer Rhee Ju Bang
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Nov 24, 2016 03:39
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Behind Haier's back the voice from the Ling Long Ding Dong was still babbling away about pig-iron and the overfulfilment of the Thirteenth Five-Year Plan. The Ling Long Ding Dong received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Haier made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it, moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to. You had to live -- did live, from habit that became instinct -- in the assumption that every sound you made was overheard, and, except in darkness, every movement scrutinized.
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Nov 24, 2016 03:53
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name it: Plunge the system.
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Nov 24, 2016 03:57
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Very tempted to namechange to Ling Long Ding Dong
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Nov 24, 2016 04:09
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Behind Haier's back the voice from the Ling Long Ding Dong was still babbling away about pig-iron and the overfulfilment of the Thirteenth Five-Year Plan. The Ling Long Ding Dong received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Haier made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it, moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to. You had to live -- did live, from habit that became instinct -- in the assumption that every sound you made was overheard, and, except in darkness, every movement scrutinized. --- Goons, I am in a dilemma. That 150cm girl I posted about a few days ago asked to meet me on Saturday. She's as cute and adorable as a girl could be and everything about her demeanor and physical appearance attracts me. She's polite and honest, speaks English very well, and is an overall sweetheart. We talked a lot and I was thinking maybe I finally found that one girl that make me stop meeting the others. Then last night happened. She was annoyed with me for some unknown reason and started asking me about stuff she saw on my Wechat wall/album. Mostly it was about India and some other things I had put up. She asked me why I am not in the USA, and why I decided to come to China, or go to other places. I told her and she replied with "I love China." From there it was like every lovely Daily Mail wumao comment rolled into the shape of tiny woman and given life. Coupled with this was the traditional Chinese viewpoint/logic of "if it's not the exact single standard or situation of which I learned about before, it simply cannot exist because there's no such thing as variation in the universe." I don't want to go into details, but I was legitimately angry by the end of it and how she was so closed-minded and dense that she couldn't even understand why I might have been offended (typical here, of course). It was seriously like every frustrating China Vs. The World internet troll but right there in chat and voice message and a few metro stops down the road. I asked her if she's like this to other people and she very proudly admitted that her two previous boyfriends, both Chinese, left her because of how stubborn she is. I asked if she had learned anything from that, because guys in the future will do the same, and she just sent a smiling emoji. So anyway, she wants to meet on Saturday. I told her we can meet for like 2 or 3 hours, but she started talking about bringing backpack of clothes in case she wants to sleep at my house. Normally I'd be happy about it, but after the wumao bullshit I am not on the fence of if I should not meet her at all and just delete her, or meet her for a few hours and see if she's really that retarded face to face, or throw her a hate plunge for the good of the nation. Maybe some of that foreign jeeb will help soften her stance? Advice?
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Nov 24, 2016 04:32
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You've got the H.A.I.E.R system out of order. Remember, I before E.
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Nov 24, 2016 04:38
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Haier posted:LOL, but there is a way to know when the Ling Long Ding Dong is watching me - the speed of my ever-downloading torrents will drop as they access the wi-fi to turn on the camera. This is China, everything will be incompetently performed. I'm trying to get all the season of Arrested Development right now because once the rains and "cold" come I want something to give me a sensible chuckle. Meet her, and every time she says something wumao just hand her 50 cents silently.
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Nov 24, 2016 04:38
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Haier posted:
Plunge, but shout out Taiwan Number 1 when you cum. Then 
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Nov 24, 2016 04:42
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Plunge, but shout out Taiwan Number 1 when you cum. Then used advanced sexual moves on her and the start a fight see which is stronger
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Nov 24, 2016 04:52
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Pham Nuwen posted:Meet her, and every time she says something wumao just hand her 50 cents silently.
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Nov 24, 2016 04:56
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McGavin posted:You've got the H.A.I.E.R system out of order. Remember, I before E. Pham Nuwen posted:Meet her, and every time she says something wumao just hand her 50 cents silently.
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Nov 24, 2016 05:12
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Haier posted:Advice? you're not going to deprogram her entire world view. if you plunge and dump she'll just reinforce those beliefs about the evil foreign and take it out on some other poor whitey and/or try to get back at you somehow.
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Nov 24, 2016 05:36
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big time bisexual posted:you're not going to deprogram her entire world view. if you plunge and dump she'll just reinforce those beliefs about the evil foreign and take it out on some other poor whitey and/or try to get back at you somehow. --- Elsewhere, I am really glad there are standards for mobile phone usage in other countries when you are have a patient on the operating table:  EDIT: Found out it was just a Cesarean Section, which she hates doing. Nothing serious. Haier fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Nov 24, 2016 |
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Nov 24, 2016 05:51
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Fojar38 posted:Very tempted to namechange to Ling Long Ding Dong Do It! You want to do this. Of course you do.
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Nov 24, 2016 06:24
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What kind of koolaid is she drinking? Normally you see that poo poo happens a lot more in the north. I'm kind of curious to see southerners being so gung-ho. Maybe her parents are wealthy party members or businessmen or her family is entrenched in the establishment? Or she's just dumb and believes state media A bit too much
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Nov 24, 2016 06:44
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gene roddenberrys idea of a utopian fantasy future involves a planet upon which everyone is either raping or being raped
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Nov 24, 2016 06:46
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I found this facebook group today https://www.facebook.com/asiansnotbrainwashbymedia/ I was reading about an industrial accident in Jiangxi and there was a comment by this group on the article saying it was fake (the accident was reported by Xinhua). It's so over the top I have problems determining whether it's real or satire. Industrial accident in question https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/11/24/china-power-plant-collapse-kills-least-40-xinhua/
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Fojar38 posted:gene roddenberrys idea of a utopian fantasy future involves a planet upon which everyone is either raping or being raped this wasn't the correct thread for this post but i am going to keep it here anyway
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