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Polikarpov
Jun 1, 2013

Keep it between the buoys
Girls und Panzer is an accurate depiction of WW2 small unit armor tactics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtrwEve88Gk

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SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
The funniest thing is this and gay tank loving is one of the least crazier tangents this thread has ever veered into.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Polyakov posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdXG_fKkJI4

I watched the first episode at my housemates urging. I was baffled.

I just saw a clip, and suddenly I'm filled with ideas

Fox needs to make a TV show about a bunch of hot women trying to start a new business venture, only really its everything that happened during the WOT. And it will be really wacky and funny!

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

I was going to go "Yeah like that" but we got to the punchline and gently caress this amazing bad show.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Polikarpov posted:

Girls und Panzer is an accurate depiction of WW2 small unit armor tactics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtrwEve88Gk

Looks about right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnSoxqLHbD8

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Know what subject doesn't seem to get much a look at?

The Ottoman army of the 19th century.

Polyakov
Mar 22, 2012


SeanBeansShako posted:

Know what subject doesn't seem to get much a look at?

The Ottoman army of the 19th century.

Does it have an anime about it?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
When they discoverer the rumours of debaucery and homosexuality that dogged that army in that era, It is only a matter of time.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

So long as we're talking bad WW2 anime, I gotta bring up Pumpkin Scissors. It's a WW2 analog that manages to get everything possible wrong, from an anti-tank corps armed only with pistols to double-ended cavalry sabers to the concept of using scissors to cut a pumpkin.

I mean look at this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGu_84pg_Pg

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


SeanBeansShako posted:

Know what subject doesn't seem to get much a look at?

The Ottoman army of the 19th century.

Excuse you I totally nerded out about the Ottomans in the 1800's over the summer and read their WHOLE Wikipedia page plus played a game of Vic II as them so I'm basically an expert.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

SlothfulCobra posted:

So long as we're talking bad WW2 anime, I gotta bring up Pumpkin Scissors. It's a WW2 analog that manages to get everything possible wrong, from an anti-tank corps armed only with pistols to double-ended cavalry sabers to the concept of using scissors to cut a pumpkin.

I mean look at this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGu_84pg_Pg

the tank looks kinda cool, ngl

I wish more fantasy series made tanks that look like tanks rather than spiky boxes with guns all over them.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Crazycryodude posted:

Excuse you I totally nerded out about the Ottomans in the 1800's over the summer and read their WHOLE Wikipedia page plus played a game of Vic II as them so I'm basically an expert.

Woah, look at this Pasha.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
First Squad is a hilariously bad anime that has a magical NKVD schoolgirl fight demons with katanas.

There was also an official rap music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUXnvhOmLkg

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Ensign Expendable posted:

First Squad is a hilariously bad anime that has a magical NKVD schoolgirl fight demons with katanas.

There was also an official rap music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUXnvhOmLkg

I liked First Squad. I think the live action bits are interesting.

Also it's the only anime that depicts the Soviet Union or the Russian side of the WWII occult fiction.

You hear about nazi moon bases, nazi cultists, nazi black magic, supernatural stuff, all of this appears in comics or graphic novels and even anime (Hellsing) but we never get the Soviets in anyway*.

*Not counting Cold War era published DC/Marvel comics that I'm not old enough to have read.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Raenir Salazar posted:

I liked First Squad. I think the live action bits are interesting.

Also it's the only anime that depicts the Soviet Union or the Russian side of the WWII occult fiction.

You hear about nazi moon bases, nazi cultists, nazi black magic, supernatural stuff, all of this appears in comics or graphic novels and even anime (Hellsing) but we never get the Soviets in anyway*.

*Not counting Cold War era published DC/Marvel comics that I'm not old enough to have read.

Witch Vasenka is alright.



FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
The historians of the far future are gonna be confused as gently caress.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

FrozenVent posted:

The historians of the far future are gonna be confused as gently caress.

Insert the PBF comic here once more.

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

SeanBeansShako posted:

Insert the PBF comic here once more.

Frankly, it should just be embedded in the first post of every page.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

spectralent posted:

I was going to go "Yeah like that" but we got to the punchline and gently caress this amazing bad show.
Amazing

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Well What Now posted:

Frankly, it should just be embedded in the first post of every page.

Or the OP at least.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

sure

a kitten fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Nov 24, 2016

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

a kitten posted:

Izetta is the best (currently airing) WWII anime show.

Germans! Planes! Tanks! a Witch!

Get this poo poo outta here

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

I mean, just doing a spam reference is a gag I didn't expect to see in GUP but keeping the vikings is wonderful :allears:


Ensign Expendable posted:

First Squad is a hilariously bad anime that has a magical NKVD schoolgirl fight demons with katanas.

There was also an official rap music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUXnvhOmLkg


Ensign Expendable posted:

There was also an official rap music video.

:catstare:


Also as I said I liked that Izetta had the pimply glasses kid running for his life. Not something you see a lot.

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011



:colbert:

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
This is all getting a bit creepy.

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

I've been going over my Moscow trip photos (finally!)

















champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

"Igor what do you see?"

"I see your seems and they're coming undone, Boris!"

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Boiled Water posted:

"Igor what do you see?"

"I see your seems and they're coming undone, Boris!"

That's the French :ssh:

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
Following more dumb age of sigmar stuff, I've kind of been left wondering what the role of skirmishers vs formations was in practise. Like, if hitting a flank is as big a deal as it seems to be portrayed, wouldn't skirmishers and light cav muller stuff by ramming them in the rear end repeatedly while everyone's trying to marching-pivot around them, or is this a deal where you have, like, screening skirmishers of your own to keep the other dude's off your back? Or is it just not a big deal if you're not also in a square for some reason?

EDIT: I mean, I assume testudo and stuff are basically impregnable from any side, but presumably peasant levy in the middle ages or pike squares aren't quite the same thing?

spectralent fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Nov 24, 2016

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Xerxes17 posted:

That's the French :ssh:

That explains Jaque sleeping in the chair whilst his comrades in arms are busy inspecting their clothes with magnifying glasses.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

spectralent posted:

Following more dumb age of sigmar stuff, I've kind of been left wondering what the role of skirmishers vs formations was in practise. Like, if hitting a flank is as big a deal as it seems to be portrayed, wouldn't skirmishers and light cav muller stuff by ramming them in the rear end repeatedly while everyone's trying to marching-pivot around them, or is this a deal where you have, like, screening skirmishers of your own to keep the other dude's off your back? Or is it just not a big deal if you're not also in a square for some reason?

EDIT: I mean, I assume testudo and stuff are basically impregnable from any side, but presumably peasant levy in the middle ages or pike squares aren't quite the same thing?

Skirmishers and light cav are probably lighter than whatever you want them to ram and thus wouldn't fare well. Regular rear end skirmishers are supposed to break up formation a little and maybe protect your skirmishers from doing the same.

Or something along those lines as far as I understand. No fucken clue about light cavalry.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Boiled Water posted:

That explains Jaque sleeping in the chair whilst his comrades in arms are busy inspecting their clothes with magnifying glasses.

Sorry no excuse. Give us your fancy hat card and get out.

Also, I am still in favour of some weird Milhist Fiction thread where we can obsess over media and keep it seperate from the thread discussing fact.

Look, I just want somebody fluent in Italian to tell Italy to translate Sturmtruppen already gently caress.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

JcDent posted:

Skirmishers and light cav are probably lighter than whatever you want them to ram and thus wouldn't fare well. Regular rear end skirmishers are supposed to break up formation a little and maybe protect your skirmishers from doing the same.

Or something along those lines as far as I understand. No fucken clue about light cavalry.

To expand on this if you're talking the gunpowder era skirmishes are often a company (or whatever) in their own right and join the line for the main battle. Before poo poo kicks off they harass the enemy formations and keep enemy skirmishes from doing the same and then get in line with everyone else when it's time to line up and volley at each other.

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

spectralent posted:

EDIT: I mean, I assume testudo and stuff are basically impregnable from any side, but presumably peasant levy in the middle ages or pike squares aren't quite the same thing?

The testudo can get owned by cavalry easily enough, as proved by the Parthians at Carrhae.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Kemper Boyd posted:

The testudo can get owned by cavalry easily enough, as proved by the Parthians at Carrhae.

Man can you imagine that violation of security? you think your nice and safe under your scutum and then BAM large chainmail horse out of nowhere.

Also you are dead.

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend

Boiled Water posted:

That explains Jaque sleeping in the chair whilst his comrades in arms are busy inspecting their clothes with magnifying glasses.

That's Napoleon.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Those officers are clearly scoping out a restaurant / bordello / winery while their shlubby pal sulks because they won't take him along due to his severely subpar hat / gilding situation.

SeanBeansShako posted:

Look, I just want somebody fluent in Italian to tell Italy to translate Sturmtruppen already gently caress.

I had all those in German and they def helped make me the total weirdo I am today. Can't believe someone else remembers them.

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Nov 24, 2016

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
gently caress all of you rank amateur retards that can't recognize Napoleon.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
loving goons and anime, what is it with you people

anyway, to move this thread in a tolerable direction:

yesterday I went to an antiques mall and stumbled on a trove of Popular Science magazines from WWII. They were $3 a piece and they are AWESOME. They're....so similar to contemporary magazine/clickbait articles, but they're so about WWII stuff...it is fantastic.

Here's some uploads of the more interesting things.

From May 1941. The magazine is pretty bellicose despite the fact the war was still 7 months away.

http://i.imgur.com/T9BV9mk

They were seriously concerned about air raids in CONUS:
http://imgur.com/a/Uo93P

The A-24 "Dive Bomber" is incredibly good
http://imgur.com/YgftGB9

An overview of infantry weapons just before things kicked off:
http://imgur.com/a/4q8zK

Life as pilot in 1941:
http://imgur.com/a/8ZuEl



1942: The war kicks off, and our poo poo sucks, and we're getting our asses kicked, but you wouldn't know it based on this magazine:

lovely stupid Axis weapons:
http://imgur.com/a/AODYV

"Ideas", Planes, and radios. The comparison of the Zero and the P-40 is my favorite thing. "Flies like a baby carriage" vs "Hard to fly"
http://imgur.com/a/pVtF5


1943: we're starting to see the evolution of stuff; I'm shocked a lot of this stuff was publically releasable.

Cover: referring to AP Seversky and his understanding of air power long before anyone else:
http://imgur.com/a/39YFw

NEW AND BETTER GUNZ
http://imgur.com/a/HvYKy

New planes. Note the "low altitude mustang"(it refers to the A model), and the "self sufficient bomber that needs no fighter escort":
http://imgur.com/a/Atg90


1944: the war is won, now we need to start planning for the future!

Awesome thing on the P-51:
http://imgur.com/a/Neee0

New planes like the B-29 are going to really take it to the Nips. I'm also pretty shocked they have a relatively accurate sketch of a V-1.
http://imgur.com/a/YzsmN


Second favorite thing: the postwar plan, particularly the description of how vulnerable the US is. However, note that the main diagram essentially describes the plot of Red Dawn almost word for word to include correct geographic location.
http://imgur.com/a/1u6nl

Since we're pretty much done with the war, how about a discussion of TV? This is actually an incredibly prescient article:
http://imgur.com/a/SO1SL


Finally, the back page ads on all 4 magazines:
http://imgur.com/a/Y9qsC


....seems about right.

bewbies fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Nov 24, 2016

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I'm the Belt-Fed 88mm Flak :getin:

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