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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Chichevache posted:

There was a GBS thread about it that was-- thankfully-- gassed. It was pretty impressive how delusional most of the posters in there were.

Yeah, GBS has made a hard right turn since the election.

I thought the age of "ironic" racism on the forums was over. Turns out it was just waiting for it's chance to make GBS great again.

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Stex T posted:

Glasses kid would have had 28,100 before the break. How could you possibly infer that he would bet exactly 11,600 from there?

it was a tournament and the final is the aggregate score from two days

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

marshmallow creep posted:

Someone show me how to post the video on this tumblr.

For those not clicking the link, customer comes at a guy behind the counter at a fast food joint and gets laid out.

Hah that's a great video. I love those kinda ones... But who the gently caress designs a site that plays videos without a volume slider?

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Gobbeldygook posted:

The DA pipeline is just a proxy fight for environmentalists whose goal is stopping the construction of any pipelines, regardless of location. It's now flypaper for stupid hippies across the world. A friend of mine went to Standing Rock Sioux to STICK IT TO THE MAN and is now stranded in Omaha since his car broke down and he doesn't have the money to fix it.

This thing makes you way too angry, and believe me, I know little things that make me angry.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




the real question is why does whoever compiled this know a whole list of weird pedo slang???

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Because they just loving made the whole poo poo up in their heads?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

From what I can find, the "cheese pizza" = pedo poo poo comes from 4chan in the first place. Like it's a slang term used by 4chan pedophiles. And you know just how into 4chan those 60+ year old democratic elite are.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Actually, didn't the alt-right voters come from 4chan and Reddit?

By this logic, Trump's camp is actually most likely to be suspicious pizza lovers.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

chitoryu12 posted:

Actually, didn't the alt-right voters come from 4chan and Reddit?

By this logic, Trump's camp is actually most likely to be suspicious pizza lovers.

I don't usually lurk Reddit too often but I do have the app and phone browse when I'm bored. There were some horrible people getting on the front page this year.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Has anyone burned themselves to death in a turkey related mishap yet? I would like to see a video of that please.

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
Somebody must have tried deep frying a turkey by now

MsJoelBoxer
Aug 31, 2004

Your judicial opinions hypnotize me.

Bip Roberts posted:

Has anyone burned themselves to death in a turkey related mishap yet? I would like to see a video of that please.
The temperature sensor on our oven went bad today and the temperature kept rising and rising without stopping. It got so hot while baking a pie that the oven thought it was in CLEAN mode and locked the door. It unlocked once the oven was off and cooled enough.

The pie did not survive. Had to make an emergency Wal-Mart trip to get an electric roaster for the turkey.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

One of my cousins accidentally cooked a Thanksgiving turkey using self-cleaning on an oven, almost 2 hours quicker than normal.

I know it really shouldn't have worked that way, but I was there to see it and it all seemed fine. And nobody died.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
This whole #pizzagate thing seems like an elaborate attempt at trying to prove how the internet needs a little bit of moderation to prevent it from doing the absolute dumbest things imaginable, in one big, hosed up science experiment.

But I am also pretty lit right now.

e: remember how posting drunk was forbidden on SA?

skit herre has a new favorite as of 18:44 on Nov 24, 2016

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice

Aerdan posted:

...The only violence being done regarding the protesting is the violence being perpetrated on the protesters by rent-a-thugs.

Well you said it so it must be true. Please ignore me while I post some stuff from a 'fake news' source.

NY Times posted:

Protesters set a dozen fires near the bridge, police said. On Sunday night, police released a statement saying that the protesters "attempted to flank and attack the law enforcement line from the west," describing their actions as "very aggressive."

NY Times posted:

The sheriff's department did not say how many protesters were injured, but said an officer was in fair condition after being hit in the head by a rock. One person was arrested, police said.

NY Times posted:

Law officers were there to keep protesters from crossing the bridge, which the sheriff's department said was closed for safety reasons "due to damage caused after protesters set numerous fires" on it in a separate incident on October 27.
The officers also are trying to keep protesters from trespassing on U.S. Army Corps of Engineers land to the north, the department said.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/us/dakota-access-pipeline-protesters-police.html

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Well you said it so it must be true. Please ignore me while I post some stuff from a 'fake news' source.



http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/us/dakota-access-pipeline-protesters-police.html

Police said. Every single one. They also said they weren't using water cannons on the protesters. Demonstrated false.

Polyakov
Mar 22, 2012


nexus6 posted:

Somebody must have tried deep frying a turkey by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2dwPTnsyA

A cautionary tale.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
It is kind of funny what you Americans consider a "violent protest"

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Because they just loving made the whole poo poo up in their heads?

Valid arguments or not, cheese pizza and captain planet are definitely common terms for CP.

I know this because the internet is a terrible place. Knowledge does not imply acceptance.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Police said. Every single one. They also said they weren't using water cannons on the protesters. Demonstrated false.

Are you suggesting that the police, who've long been in collusion with the oil companies hired security thugs, might not be 100% honest when talking about reprehensible poo poo that they're doing!?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Are you suggesting that the police, who've long been in collusion with the oil companies hired security thugs, might not be 100% honest when talking about reprehensible poo poo that they're doing!?

I...I think you will find that is the opposite of what they are suggesting.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

skit herre posted:

This whole #pizzagate thing seems like an elaborate attempt at trying to prove how the internet needs a little bit of moderation to prevent it from doing the absolute dumbest things imaginable, in one big, hosed up science experiment.

But I am also pretty lit right now.

e: remember how posting drunk was forbidden on SA?

drunk posting in PYF is not a big deal unless someone is being an rear end in a top hat and illegible, but that's an issue regardless of sobriety. for holidays when people have to be around family, i actively encourage it

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Reddit is good for obscure fetish porn and thats about it

Their delusions about being able to affect any change beyond their hugbox/insanity chamber is endearing though

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ElGroucho posted:

Reddit is good for obscure fetish porn and thats about it

Their delusions about being able to affect any change beyond their hugbox/insanity chamber is endearing though

Tumblr is better IMO but the same comment applies

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Bip Roberts posted:

Has anyone burned themselves to death in a turkey related mishap yet? I would like to see a video of that please.

nexus6 posted:

Somebody must have tried deep frying a turkey by now

My uncle tried deep frying a frozen turkey once you'll never believe what happened.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

ElGroucho posted:

Reddit is good for obscure fetish porn and thats about it

Only at reddit you can decide what type of vagina you want to see in your porn. Should you be unsure if your vagina is of the"innie" or the"outie" type, they are even kind enough to discuss the length of your labia if you just post a picture of it.

Kinger
Sep 30, 2003

I'm sick of my head doing things.

skit herre posted:

Only at reddit you can decide what type of vagina you want to see in your porn. Should you be unsure if your vagina is of the"innie" or the"outie" type, they are even kind enough to discuss the length of your labia if you just post a picture of it.

And if your fetish is vaginas that look like Homer Simpson's mouth, then good news! There's a subreddit for that poo poo.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Kinger posted:

And if your fetish is vaginas that look like Homer Simpson's mouth, then good news! There's a subreddit for that poo poo.

I don't know, it can get quite specific...

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
Cross-posted from the corporate thread in BFC:

big trivia FAIL posted:

A (now former) contractor accidentally shot himself in the leg with his firearm today in the bathroom. We're not allowed to carry on company property.

big trivia FAIL posted:

Turns out not just the contractor that accidentally shot himself got fired, the company terminated the contract with the entire contracting agency - so about 150 people instantly lost their jobs today because of one dumb rear end.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Danaru posted:

What's Emu like? I never hear anyone mention them as food, but I also can't imagine a giant bird like that not being tasty.

Like Styrofoam, which is why the emu-based ponzi scheme collapsed so awfully

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Powaqoatse posted:

the real question is why does whoever compiled this know a whole list of weird pedo slang???


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnbIolADhWw


They learned it from the internet of course.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I just assumed the dress was going flying or something was going to hit them, being consumed by the mat was perfect.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnbIolADhWw


They learned it from the internet of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdu4wSBZqMM&hd=1

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnbIolADhWw


They learned it from the internet of course.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What does heahea stand for

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Sex barbeque sounds fun but messy.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Sounds pretty hot to me.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
Taste the meat, not the seat.

Unless you're into that.

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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