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Hurt Whitey Maybe: Jun 26, 2008; I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

If you must be around family who supports trump you should be drinking hard.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:12

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 01:21

Shayu: Feb 9, 2014; Five dollars for five words.

I do not think you'd be invited to eat again if you start pouring drink on the floor and swearing a lot, in my opinion.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:18

cams: Mar 28, 2003

lol at everyone who hasn't made it absolutely clear that they are the smartest person in their family so that people look to YOU for information about politics and world events.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:23

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl0D-MQ21GE

This is what thanksgiving should look like in 2016

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:24

Sublimer: Sep 20, 2007; get yo' game up

Hey OP these are really good. Can you post some more things I can say or do to my family?

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:26

Gizmoduck_5000: Oct 6, 2013; Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

cams posted:

lol at everyone who hasn't made it absolutely clear that they are the smartest person in their family so that people look to YOU for information about politics and world events.

Assuming your family hasn't become completely impervious to facts like mine has.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:27

Gizmoduck_5000: Oct 6, 2013; Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

Sublimer posted:

Hey OP these are really good. Can you post some more things I can say or do to my family?

Buy your parents a Nazi flag as a christmas present.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:28

TheLightPurges: Sep 24, 2016; by exmarx

cams posted:

lol at everyone who hasn't made it absolutely clear that they are the smartest person in their family so that people look to YOU for information about politics and world events.

Im almost always the smartest one in the room

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:29

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

TheLightPurges posted:

Im almost always the smartest one in the room

Says the guy stupid enough to spend his one life on Earth sober

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:30

Gizmoduck_5000: Oct 6, 2013; Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

TheLightPurges posted:

Im almost always the smartest one in the room

Ahahahaha. That's hilarious coming from a middle class plutocrat.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:31

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

it turns out that i'm really bad at reaching across the aisle in the name of class solidarity and will not be participating in this years thanksgivings.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:41

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

fdr doesnt give a gently caress about yer lovely family!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QO5nBRP5DI

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:46

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

lol @ the kids in this one

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:51

cams: Mar 28, 2003

question for people who go to thanksgiving with awful human beings

do you go because some of them are not awful or because you feel obligated

cause if some of my family were garbage people i'd probably welcome the excuse to bail. go get some chicken fried rice instead

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:52

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

cams posted:

lol at everyone who hasn't made it absolutely clear that they are the smartest person in their family so that people look to YOU for information about politics and world events.

lol my family is all retired lawyers and judges and im a former sewer inspector who wears a maga hat and unironically watches alex jones
and i get all my news from c-spam and infowars

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:57

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Baloogan posted:

lol my family is all retired lawyers and judges and im a former sewer inspector who wears a maga hat and unironically watches alex jones
and i get all my news from c-spam and infowars

you are a canadian accelerationist, why are you answering my question 0% of it applies to you

# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:01

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

cams posted:

you are a canadian accelerationist, why are you answering my question 0% of it applies to you

i dont even know WHAT Yur question is!!! was!!!

# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:03

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

i couldnt find a pic of carter pardoning a turkey........ maybe he hates turkeys????

here is his wife and daughter doing more corpse taunting. it's as if when they pardoned you from death row, they made sure to fry two other guys at the same time to make sure you know you can't get out of line.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:06

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Baloogan posted:

i dont even know WHAT Yur question is!!! was!!!

oh you responded to my other thing. i maintain you should not be allowed to post in this thread. globalism is dead, nationalism now, you are the enemy and i look forward to the us marines murdering your people and taking their land

if you survive that, then you can celebrate the new thanksgiving, in honor of your defeat

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# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:08

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

cams posted:

oh you responded to my other thing. i maintain you should not be allowed to post in this thread. globalism is dead, nationalism now, you are the enemy and i look forward to the us marines murdering your people and taking their land

if you survive that, then you can celebrate the new thanksgiving, in honor of your defeat

so much for thanksgiving generosity

# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:10

cams: Mar 28, 2003

i am thankful for the things i have and that other people don't have them, and for the systems that will allow me to take more from them.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:12

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

cams posted:

question for people who go to thanksgiving with awful human beings

do you go because some of them are not awful or because you feel obligated

cause if some of my family were garbage people i'd probably welcome the excuse to bail. go get some chicken fried rice instead

Believe it or not, most of the people who disagree with you politically aren't terrible human beings, but, within the context of their understanding of reality, are doing the best they can to be the best people they can!!

For an effort post: my pops is a Christian pastor and "Reagan" Conservative, and all that goes along with that. He thought that Hillary was the devil. He thinks that homosexuality is a sin. However, none of that stops my dad from being the kindest, gentlest person I know. He loves and appreciates every gay person he meets, never lectures them or imposed his viewpoints on them. He treats everyone equally. He sat down and had several lunches with an Aryan Neo-nazi and genuinely tried to help the guy, even though my mom is Jewish and in this dude's worldview she was subhuman. My pops is really into the bible, and because of that he would put himself in danger or even lay down his life for a perfect stranger, even if they were the sinniesst "sinner" who had ever sinned.

And yeah, he probably voted for Trump (I haven't asked and I'm not going to). It's not because he's malicious, "deplorable", a nazi, or evil. It's really depressing to me to see on here people vilifying the millions upon millions of people who voted Trump and painting them all with the same brush. That's how we lost, and we'll lose again and again and again if we keep it up. That Neo-nazi I mentioned? I my dad had just screamed, "gently caress you buddy, my wife is Jewish" and socked him, then the guy would have one more reason to hate Jews. Instead, because loving people like my dad and that guy's family reached out, years later he came back into the fold of the Chrisian church and recanted his nazism.

So yeah, happy thanksgiving everybody. Treat you family members who disagree with you with kindness. Forgive them their Trump support, for they know not what they do. Recognize that politics is temporal and fleeting, but that family lasts Ito eternity.

Or jut be a smug little bitch and make everyone hate you.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:20

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

i think ur dad would be cool if he beat up a few nazis.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:40

Olga Gurlukovich: Nov 13, 2016

most intense and only ideological disagreement so far is that some of my family still think you can use lifestyle capitalism to change stuff. tfw yr boring l family ranges from social democrat to democratic socialist. Mostly we don't talk politics

# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:59

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Believe it or not, most of the people who disagree with you politically aren't terrible human beings, but, within the context of their understanding of reality, are doing the best they can to be the best people they can!!

For an effort post: my pops is a Christian pastor and "Reagan" Conservative, and all that goes along with that. He thought that Hillary was the devil. He thinks that homosexuality is a sin. However, none of that stops my dad from being the kindest, gentlest person I know. He loves and appreciates every gay person he meets, never lectures them or imposed his viewpoints on them. He treats everyone equally. He sat down and had several lunches with an Aryan Neo-nazi and genuinely tried to help the guy, even though my mom is Jewish and in this dude's worldview she was subhuman. My pops is really into the bible, and because of that he would put himself in danger or even lay down his life for a perfect stranger, even if they were the sinniesst "sinner" who had ever sinned.

And yeah, he probably voted for Trump (I haven't asked and I'm not going to). It's not because he's malicious, "deplorable", a nazi, or evil. It's really depressing to me to see on here people vilifying the millions upon millions of people who voted Trump and painting them all with the same brush. That's how we lost, and we'll lose again and again and again if we keep it up. That Neo-nazi I mentioned? I my dad had just screamed, "gently caress you buddy, my wife is Jewish" and socked him, then the guy would have one more reason to hate Jews. Instead, because loving people like my dad and that guy's family reached out, years later he came back into the fold of the Chrisian church and recanted his nazism.

So yeah, happy thanksgiving everybody. Treat you family members who disagree with you with kindness. Forgive them their Trump support, for they know not what they do. Recognize that politics is temporal and fleeting, but that family lasts Ito eternity.

Or jut be a smug little bitch and make everyone hate you.

Rename c-spam to this post

# ? Nov 24, 2016 22:59

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 18 days!

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Believe it or not, most of the people who disagree with you politically aren't terrible human beings, but, within the context of their understanding of reality, are doing the best they can to be the best people they can!!

For an effort post: my pops is a Christian pastor and "Reagan" Conservative, and all that goes along with that. He thought that Hillary was the devil. He thinks that homosexuality is a sin. However, none of that stops my dad from being the kindest, gentlest person I know. He loves and appreciates every gay person he meets, never lectures them or imposed his viewpoints on them. He treats everyone equally. He sat down and had several lunches with an Aryan Neo-nazi and genuinely tried to help the guy, even though my mom is Jewish and in this dude's worldview she was subhuman. My pops is really into the bible, and because of that he would put himself in danger or even lay down his life for a perfect stranger, even if they were the sinniesst "sinner" who had ever sinned.

And yeah, he probably voted for Trump (I haven't asked and I'm not going to). It's not because he's malicious, "deplorable", a nazi, or evil. It's really depressing to me to see on here people vilifying the millions upon millions of people who voted Trump and painting them all with the same brush. That's how we lost, and we'll lose again and again and again if we keep it up. That Neo-nazi I mentioned? I my dad had just screamed, "gently caress you buddy, my wife is Jewish" and socked him, then the guy would have one more reason to hate Jews. Instead, because loving people like my dad and that guy's family reached out, years later he came back into the fold of the Chrisian church and recanted his nazism.

So yeah, happy thanksgiving everybody. Treat you family members who disagree with you with kindness. Forgive them their Trump support, for they know not what they do. Recognize that politics is temporal and fleeting, but that family lasts Ito eternity.

Or jut be a smug little bitch and make everyone hate you.

Your dad probably beat the holy hell out of you because he's a garbage person.

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# ? Nov 24, 2016 23:56

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

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the thread subtitle really should be "dinner with the deplorables"

# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:15

devtesla: Jan 2, 2012; Grimey Drawer

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/801579893112782848

# ? Nov 25, 2016 02:42

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

TheLightPurges posted:

Sounds awful. Most everyone on team trump here.

says here you're a coward...

# ? Nov 25, 2016 02:54

Pomplamoose: Jun 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/801536504589848576

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:14

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Believe it or not, most of the people who disagree with you politically aren't terrible human beings, but, within the context of their understanding of reality, are doing the best they can to be the best people they can!!

For an effort post: my pops is a Christian pastor and "Reagan" Conservative, and all that goes along with that. He thought that Hillary was the devil. He thinks that homosexuality is a sin. However, none of that stops my dad from being the kindest, gentlest person I know. He loves and appreciates every gay person he meets, never lectures them or imposed his viewpoints on them. He treats everyone equally. He sat down and had several lunches with an Aryan Neo-nazi and genuinely tried to help the guy, even though my mom is Jewish and in this dude's worldview she was subhuman. My pops is really into the bible, and because of that he would put himself in danger or even lay down his life for a perfect stranger, even if they were the sinniesst "sinner" who had ever sinned.

And yeah, he probably voted for Trump (I haven't asked and I'm not going to). It's not because he's malicious, "deplorable", a nazi, or evil. It's really depressing to me to see on here people vilifying the millions upon millions of people who voted Trump and painting them all with the same brush. That's how we lost, and we'll lose again and again and again if we keep it up. That Neo-nazi I mentioned? I my dad had just screamed, "gently caress you buddy, my wife is Jewish" and socked him, then the guy would have one more reason to hate Jews. Instead, because loving people like my dad and that guy's family reached out, years later he came back into the fold of the Chrisian church and recanted his nazism.

So yeah, happy thanksgiving everybody. Treat you family members who disagree with you with kindness. Forgive them their Trump support, for they know not what they do. Recognize that politics is temporal and fleeting, but that family lasts Ito eternity.

Or jut be a smug little bitch and make everyone hate you.

then your dad is not a garbage person and you're just weirdly defensive about him? i mean he is, at minimum, dumb as gently caress if he voted for donald trump, but that's cool lots of people are.

i had a great thanksgiving usa number one

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:44

Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

triple sulk posted:

lol if u don't have a family full of liberals

a fate worse than death

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:53

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

cams posted:

i mean he is, at minimum, dumb as gently caress if he voted for donald trump

Again, this attitude is why we have very little chance of winning. If we can't understand the reality tunnel of republicans, if we just write them off as "dumb as gently caress", then we're screwed. There will never be hope for any sort of cohesion in the nation; it'll just be two sides thinking that the other one is garbage. I am so, so sorry for the Bill Maher link, especially the stupid title and the part where he brings Islam into all this for no reason at all, but he and his guest do an okay job here analyzing this particular failure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3-uNxmNj5o

# ? Nov 25, 2016 04:50

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Again, this attitude is why we have very little chance of winning. If we can't understand the reality tunnel of republicans, if we just write them off as "dumb as gently caress", then we're screwed. There will never be hope for any sort of cohesion in the nation; it'll just be two sides thinking that the other one is garbage. I am so, so sorry for the Bill Maher link, especially the stupid title and the part where he brings Islam into all this for no reason at all, but he and his guest do an okay job here analyzing this particular failure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3-uNxmNj5o

suck my dick this is an internet forum i don't need to be conciliatory to your lovely dad

# ? Nov 25, 2016 05:08

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

My MAGA aunt and uncle got mocked into silence by the entire family.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 05:11

Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

Covok posted:

My MAGA aunt and uncle got mocked into silence by the entire family.

sounds like they were low energy. are you sure they weren't Jeb! supporters?

# ? Nov 25, 2016 05:16

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I sure hope so! Jeb! 2020!

# ? Nov 25, 2016 05:18

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Covok posted:

My MAGA aunt and uncle got mocked into silence by the entire family.

Aka how trump won

# ? Nov 25, 2016 06:47

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

My Linux Rig posted:

Aka how trump won

# ? Nov 25, 2016 06:49

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 01:21

cams: Mar 28, 2003

we should accept responsibility for not understanding that the dumbshits who voted for donald trump are sensitive babies that vote for president based on how much they hate liberal celebrities or whatever

a valuable lesson was learned that democracy was in fact a mistake and that our more elitist founding fathers were correct. next time i will support the democrat with reasonable policies who tells people that he's gonna fix all their problems and all the factories are gonna open up and gasoline is gonna spew from every fire hydrant in america

# ? Nov 25, 2016 06:54

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