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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Wicker Man posted:

Totally on these. Those fight ones suck. You wind your whole arm up, and it's like you tickled them with a feather.

My "Naked in school, but everyone's cool with it" was awesome, but I think I only had it once. I was just chilling in band class room (with bleachers....?) with other cool naked people, and everyone else in the room is just busy doing whatever it is they gotta do to get prepped for band stuff :cool:

I've had the naked but it's fine dream too. It was weird, the dream version of me was more concerned with how cold my nads were than the shame of being naked. I was like "hey guys have you seen my pants? i'm cold" and "teacher can i leave for like 10 minutes to go to the pants shop"

dreams are weird yo

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I always seem to dream about being late for a bus/train/plane and then my teeth fall out.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Mazerunner posted:

My dumb dream thing that no one cares about is like the opposite of the 'can't run' thing, it's coming up to a red light and pushing the brakes but they have very little effect so you end up coasting through. Never had a dream crash but it's all about the anxiety of 'oh noooooo I'm not stopping I'm gonna run a reeeeeddddd!!!"

Ha! I get this one too. What's weird is that I don't even drive.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Reminds me how for a while I kept having these dreams where I could be doing anything from going to a water park to being some sort of space knight, but either way I could barely move and had to use all my strength just to take a step or two.

But at least half the time I'd still manage to do what I was trying to do, as hard as it was, so I guess it wasn't as bad as here. Also I wasn't in Hell.

Dreams like those probably happen because of your dream paralysis seaping into your conscious (well, sleeping conscious) mind. It's basically the opposite of sleep walking, where your dream paralysis utterly fails in preventing your sleeping body to move.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Samovar posted:

I always seem to dream about being late for a bus/train/plane and then my teeth fall out.

I keep having these long, involved airport dreams. Running through terminals, waiting for flights, watching for departure times, waiting in lines, sitting in departure lounges. And then when I finally get on the plane it does bizarre poo poo like flying for hundreds of miles at treetop level / avoiding obstacles / veering off course and nearly crashing, or I'll be sitting in a row of seats that's right at the edge of a gaping hole in the bottom of the plane which is apparently part of the design (there are seats all around the edge and people just sit there reading magazines with the wind whipping all around).

I don't mind flying at all, I quite enjoy it. WTF

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
No comic, but a chance to win stuff!

http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?p=3317

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
...

http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=449-guards

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I can't believe I've only now noticed that Katie is no longer wearing a turtleneck

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Truly this is hell.

Also fangirling Alison is :3: incarnate.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



There's something very, I don't know, Jhonen Vasquez about the whole "I drew the driver on this side so it's a British truck" thing

I mean that in the best possible way :ohdear:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I want that trucker hat.

It's nice to see Pasqualo being perceptive enough to see that issue with power.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Uhm, British trucks are called lorries. Immersion ruined.

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

Paladinus posted:

Uhm, British trucks are called lorries. Immersion ruined.

Here's some lore for you. Kenny the Devil Dude Trucker is an American and so is his pappy. Kenny's dad stole the truck somewhere in the English part of Hell. He didn't understand why the steering wheel was on the wrong side of the truck and he got really mad and just gave it to his son. And so Kenny became the gluten hauler he was destined to be.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Does hell have Scottish independence. This is important.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Gobolatula posted:

Here's some lore for you. Kenny the Devil Dude Trucker is an American and so is his pappy. Kenny's dad stole the truck somewhere in the English part of Hell. He didn't understand why the steering wheel was on the wrong side of the truck and he got really mad and just gave it to his son. And so Kenny became the gluten hauler he was destined to be.

It's the deep and thoughtful worldbuilding that makes this strip special

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Does hell have Scottish independence. This is important.

It does but at the same time it really really doesn't.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe
Are they forced to re-enact Braveheart for eternity?

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Is heaven gluten-free then? If so, how do the clouds stick together?

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

Big Boner Stacy posted:

Is heaven gluten-free then? If so, how do the clouds stick together?

Oddly enough, there's probably a normal amount of gluten up in Heaven. Yet our trucker friend seemed to think it'd be a "hell" of a prank (lol?) to dump even MORE gluten all over some fluffy clouds. Hell is a strange place with odd people with weird trains of thought. Choo choo.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Are you posting from Hell right now?

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Renaissance Robot posted:

Are you posting from Hell right now?

Are we posting from Hell right now?!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Filthy Haiku posted:

Are we posting from Hell right now?!

I can say for sure we're posting IN Hell.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Gobolatula posted:

Here's some lore for you. Kenny the Devil Dude Trucker is an American and so is his pappy. Kenny's dad stole the truck somewhere in the English part of Hell. He didn't understand why the steering wheel was on the wrong side of the truck and he got really mad and just gave it to his son. And so Kenny became the gluten hauler he was destined to be.

Yes, all this makes perfect sense to me. Immersion restored. Thank you, sir.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Is it an English hell truck or an English truck that went to hell?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Skellybones posted:

Is it an English hell truck or an English truck that went to hell?

must be a lady truck

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
It's a Gluten truck, of course it was Hellbound. "Just following orders" is no excuse.

A Bystander
Oct 10, 2012

Skellybones posted:

Is it an English hell truck or an English truck that went to hell?

First one and then the other

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Skellybones posted:

Is it an English hell truck or an English truck that went to hell?

Surely the former would be an American truck, then?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
School is in session:

http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=450-class-for-gifted-monsters

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Important:

http://www.gobolatula.com/ithurts/chalk.png

Minus one minus one minus one minus one

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Mark is just so happy to be there :downs:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Liking the call back with the books:

http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=451-advanced-chemistry

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Mr. Creozote's cool cousin is a science teacher in Hell.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
That last panel would make a kick rear end AV.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


The teachers in Hell are both great and terrifying.

Space Cadet Omoly fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Nov 28, 2016

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Gob, do you have a higher-res "Science is gay!" poster?

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Gob, do you have a higher-res "Science is gay!" poster?

Haha, when I get home from work I could open my original file and zoom in on it. Is that what you'd like?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Gobolatula posted:

Haha, when I get home from work I could open my original file and zoom in on it. Is that what you'd like?

You know goddamned well that's what we'd like.

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

Wasabi the J posted:

You know goddamned well that's what we'd like.

Here ya go. This is the best I can do!
http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/gayscience.png

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Thanks Gob

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