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Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007

Scratch Monkey posted:

Christ is Australia that boring that stuffing things into your dickhole and prolapse induction are considered fun?

Queensland.

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


Proudly bought to you by the state that elected Pauline Hanson to a position of power.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Megabound posted:

Proudly bought to you by the state that elected Pauline Hanson to a position of power.

And a populace that when asked " who is the current prime Minister?" Scratches their collective heads and pull out a smart phone

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

that one australia thread people linked awhile back isn't done yet

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=363

some guy is using some kind of pump to induce a prolapse on himself

the term "self-destructing" has never seemed so appropriate

All I see is talk about mdma

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan

This lead me to this guy, who seems to be a nice normal fellow curating the AUG of YouTube for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTW9jllOjGA

SUBSCRIBED

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Ladies and gentlemen, General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev.

Serge Painsbourg has a new favorite as of 20:14 on Nov 25, 2016

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

Jestery posted:

And a populace that when asked " who is the current prime Minister?" Scratches their collective heads and pull out a smart phone

I mean, in fairness, Australia changes prime ministers about every 45 seconds.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Well, the shortest was 7 days but yeah. I like the idea, it's good to oust shitheads.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

We Know Catheters posted:

All I see is talk about mdma

yeah, the page i linked now pretty much just has this

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

Yes!
I'm prolapsing!
*snip*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

but someone else quoted the photo, and it's suitably gross

i'm reminded of the time when the australian politics megathread in d&d got referenced in some news publication, so some permabanned dude immediately registered an account and bombed the thread with drawings of cartoon ponies with enormous prolapsed anuses

i was better off not knowing those were a thing too

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
That's the same guy who tore his urethra too. I'm beginning to think he's just a gimmick poster taking the pictures from some fetish forum.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

RatHat posted:

That's the same guy who tore his urethra too. I'm beginning to think he's just a gimmick poster taking the pictures from some fetish forum.

stage 1: denial

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

stage 1: denial

I for one welcome our new sounding overlords.

military cervix
Dec 24, 2006

Hey guys
Edit: Nevermind, it's fake.

military cervix has a new favorite as of 11:07 on Nov 26, 2016

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Solice Kirsk posted:

I for one welcome our new sounding overlords.

Promising a pen in every penis!

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
I have a pen

I have a pens

UH

Penal bleeding

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
About the only thing that could get me to go back to that thread would be if he sounds with a pineapple.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Ambitious.




And intriguing.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Hes gonna end up sounding with everything around him.. until.. he sounds with himself. Head first, an oraboros of Hellraiser-like pleasure. He keeps going further and further in. Then, with one final push he disappears in a blink in an eye. Where he goes, is a mystery but scientists claim he entered his own dick dimension. Can heaven exist? I think this proves it can but only for the insane and ambitious.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



I think I saw that in one of the deviant art threads.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Hihohe posted:

his own dick dimension.

Pictured here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_JrCU8F-vs

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Hihohe posted:

Hes gonna end up sounding with everything around him.. until.. he sounds with himself. Head first, an oraboros of Hellraiser-like pleasure. He keeps going further and further in. Then, with one final push he disappears in a blink in an eye. Where he goes, is a mystery but scientists claim he entered his own dick dimension. Can heaven exist? I think this proves it can but only for the insane and ambitious.

Chuck Tingle's seminal work.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Screaming Idiot posted:

Chuck Tingle's seminal work.

Doh hoh ho i see what you did there.

Cicadas!
Oct 27, 2010


Screaming Idiot posted:

Chuck Tingle's seminal work.

sounded in the dick by my own dick

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
i ran into a twitter full of horrible things said by touhou fans

i sorta wish i hadn't, but it did have one good picture



:japan:

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

i ran into a twitter full of horrible things said by touhou fans

i sorta wish i hadn't, but it did have one good picture



:japan:

"Hm, I have no idea why our birth rates are dropping"

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Serge Painsbourg posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev.



If those eyebrows are any indication, he's probably calling for help because he's turning into a werewolf

Sarkimedes
Jul 2, 2012

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

i ran into a twitter full of horrible things said by touhou fans

i sorta wish i hadn't, but it did have one good picture



:japan:

Those are dolls on the left-hand side, aren't they.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Laserjet 4P posted:

"Hm, I have no idea why our birth rates are dropping"

the sad quadruple whammy of late capitalism, no immigration, weak religious institutions, and demonization of sexuality

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Sarkimedes posted:

Those are dolls on the left-hand side, aren't they.

cosplayers from the looks of it, far too 3D for the otaku to pay them any heed

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
is that guy's bed literally an air mattress with a rug thrown on top of it

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

is that guy's bed literally an air mattress with a rug thrown on top of it

I had a situation like that for a while. I stopped inflating it after a week and just slept on the floor, trying to pretend the deflated mattress was helping in any way.

A month later I bought a mattress and had to fold it up and stuff it in a closet every morning.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I love how even the game is badly shopped into the picture. In truth he was jus sitting in front of his turned off TV, alone.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Scratch Monkey posted:

Christ is Australia that boring that stuffing things into your dickhole and prolapse induction are considered fun?

Download speeds are pretty slow so we have to amuse ourselves while pirating the latest Game of Thrones season.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
of course, gross pony dude plays second fiddle to that furry thing that stuffed a couple of kickballs into its shirt to look like enormous yiff monster cleavage

like, did it look in the mirror and scrutinize its chest intensely as it nudged and goaded its fake boobs into alignment and then say to itself, "this is a fine and okay way for me to live my life"

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





I'm pretty sure this is the worst picture out of the three

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Snoo posted:

I'm pretty sure this is the worst picture out of the three

I'm glad that someone else feels that way. That mouse is disgusting, touching it is probably worse than sticking your fingers in a pile of poo poo.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
How does that even happen?

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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

is.. that a discman?

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