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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Goodpancakes posted:

I like how its posted from a Fidel Castro joke account, since Fidel is dead now.

And there's my odd way to find out a public figure just died.

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Calaveron posted:


Such majestic creatures

Dinosaur birds can be scarier if you imagine it from the proper perspective

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Goodpancakes posted:

I like how its posted from a Fidel Castro joke account, since Fidel is dead now.

I really shouldn't be needing SA as a news service.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I've often wondered how the news can have all these articles and segments ready when someone famous dies.

Then I realized, they're the ones doing the killing.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Erebus posted:

Dinosaur birds can be scarier if you imagine it from the proper perspective



That no pumpa-rum

Hello Ketene
Dec 30, 2011

Caufman posted:

I've often wondered how the news can have all these articles and segments ready when someone famous dies.

Then I realized, they're the ones doing the killing.

at least we know CNN isn't in on it

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Guy Goodbody posted:

Somebody did a drawing of what people might've thought Swans looked like if they were extinct and all we had were their bones



From a couple of pages back, does anyone know where these "modern animals reimagined from bones" drawings come from? They're great and I want a book of it.

Edit: All Yesterdays, by John Conway.

Sanford has a new favorite as of 10:47 on Nov 26, 2016

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Esoteric Scientist posted:

at least we know CNN isn't in on it



That note was apparently left by a robot Jew.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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burexas.irom posted:

That note was apparently left by a robot Jew.

A menschine?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

TheLightPurges posted:

PSA: they did porn and its as cool as you'd think it would be.

You are welcome fetish goons.

Are we supposed to know who these random-rear end girls are?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Are we supposed to know who these random-rear end girls are?

How many random girls with two heads do you know of?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How many random girls with two heads do you know of?

I know of no 2 headed girls at all, and searching porn got me nothing.

How about some help here, i got a new fetish i need to enjoy.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel

Don't think they are doing porn tho.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Would they get two paychecks per scene? That's the real question.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Solice Kirsk posted:

Would they get two paychecks per scene? That's the real question.

What about the number of cups? Would it be half a cup?

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

dialhforhero posted:

What about the number of cups? Would it be half a cup?

A cup is a cup. You can't say it's only half.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

RaspberryCommie posted:

A cup is a cup. You can't say it's only half.

Goddamn I wanted to make this joke. That's what I get for having to look up the exact quote.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How many random girls with two heads do you know of?

That's not Abby and Brittany Hensel, nor is it anyone else with two heads. Count the arms. There are four girls in that picture.

Beezle
Oct 19, 2008

Happy Steve Perry Day!
Another clue is that conjoined twins are identical you dumbasses

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

Would they get two paychecks per scene? That's the real question.

70% of them, anyway.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Kinda want that lighthouse keeper magnet.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Bill NYSE posted:

70% of them, anyway.



So the note was written to all the boys.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

Kinda want that lighthouse keeper magnet.

i read it in his voice

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Caufman posted:

I've often wondered how the news can have all these articles and segments ready when someone famous dies.

Then I realized, they're the ones doing the killing.

Serious answer is that major news services pre-write obituaries for pretty much every high profile person (like heads of state or major religions) that they periodically update.

Fun fact, CNN actually had a video produced and left on their server as a sign off to be played if the world was about to end.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

muscles like this! posted:

Serious answer is that major news services pre-write obituaries for pretty much every high profile person (like heads of state or major religions) that they periodically update.

Fun fact, CNN actually had a video produced and left on their server as a sign off to be played if the world was about to end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzhPzHhnFl0

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

muscles like this! posted:

Serious answer is that major news services pre-write obituaries for pretty much every high profile person (like heads of state or major religions) that they periodically update.

Fun fact, CNN actually had a video produced and left on their server as a sign off to be played if the world was about to end.

And here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JnfAr_YSxs

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!


Peekaboo!

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
There is a lot wrong with that picture. Karl's arm seems to be merged with Kofi's as is Roman's left arm.

Arthil
Feb 17, 2012

A Beard of Constant Sorrow
Not to mention the dude beneath him getting his head partially covered by an arm. On one hand I'm laughing, but as a designer for advertisements it also makes me cringe!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Kennel posted:



Peekaboo!

What's up with the two skinhead lookin dudes? Are they the arch-nemesis of the jovial looking black guys?

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Who What Now posted:

What's up with the two skinhead lookin dudes? Are they the arch-nemesis of the jovial looking black guys?

Skinheads are Gallows and Anderson, a tag team who got famous in Japan and then went over to WWE to try to become their tag team champions. Jovial black guys are the New Day, current tag team champions who like to sing and dance and eat rear end. So, basically, yes.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Who What Now posted:

What's up with the two skinhead lookin dudes? Are they the arch-nemesis of the jovial looking black guys?

Kinda? Bullet Club is pretty cool, though.

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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FUCK YOU CAT!
Mar 23, 2009

FUCKIN' AIR DUSTER
big DUST WITH text
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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

So is this just a picture of your friends?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Wrestling needs more DBZ

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Kennel posted:



Peekaboo!

I didn't know Shadow the hedgehog had a wrestling career.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Is that Monica Lewinsky and Chris Martin? Lol

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

we are the Funyuns posted:

Is that Monica Lewinsky and Chris Martin? Lol

Whos that?

I mean Chris Martin, not the presidential cigar holder.

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