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I kind of get the vibe he hated the dog and took it to such a faraway place so he could play stupid and act like he had no idea what happened to it.
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almightyerin posted:I kind of get the vibe he hated the dog and took it to such a faraway place so he could play stupid and act like he had no idea what happened to it. Yes, this is the obvious answer. Anyone trying to blame the girlfriend is an rear end in a top hat. If the dog was sick and needed to be put down, you go to the closest vet and you mention it in text messages. You take it to the one 60 miles away because you're trying to cover your tracks.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:41 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:*knocks over jar full of old dogs on u*
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:42 |
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It doesn't matter how sick you imagine in your head that this dog might be, that dude is an indefensible prick for doing it without discussion and pretending it didn't happen and texting with her like he didn't just steal her dog. Why the dick is he getting defended
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:06 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Who enjoys sucking dick? Or eating pussy? No one, that's who. Everybody just does it out of reciprocity. I enjoy eating pussy and rear end and good pizza
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:07 |
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My girlfriend has the cutest pitbull and I would never consider going behind her back for a millisecond, even if her dog had severe health problems and had to be put down. Dude is a subhuman rear end in a top hat for doing that to OP.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:16 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:What if the dog has all kinds of health and/or behavioral problems that OP isn't mentioning and the BF was doing the right thing at the behest of his GF's family? We got a dog when I was in 6th grade. He was a stray that showed up at my Dad's garage and just hung out for a few days. Dad felt sorry for him and brought him home and we nursed him back to health. The dog would literally try and kill anyone that wasn't me, or my parents. The dog was part Weimaraner and scared most people. The summer right before 12th grade he got really bad. While I was at work Dad took the dog to the vet to be put down. I found out by reading a note on the fridge when I got home. I kinda get why he did it but I didn't speak to him for a few weeks after that. EDIT: I just put my 11 year old sheppard down last winter. Poor guy had a neurological condition that made his hind end stop working. He couldn't stand, walk, or control his bowels. Meanwhile I had a friend whose dog is nearly 17, has dementia, mostly blind and deaf but she wants him to hang on until the end. Bonzo fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Nov 26, 2016 |
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the op says it's probably because he wanted to move overseas and the dog was in the way of that hosed up imo
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:44 |
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My [28F] boyfriend [26M] has become obsessed with a sex act that I'm uncomfortable withquote:My boyfriend reddits so I'm using a throwaway just in case.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:56 |
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Farg posted:My [28F] boyfriend [26M] has become obsessed with a sex act that I'm uncomfortable with Clearly got the pairing wrong there. White wine goes with cum, not red.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 00:02 |
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You know, I can understand using throwaways for a lot of these posts given that they're fairly generic problems / easily anonymized by changing ages and situations a bit, but why bother with that post? "Oh, sweetie, of course it's not me! Tons of people on Reddit have SOs who are obsessed with alcohol-based sex acts after the sudden death of their alcoholic mother. Don't worry, I love red wine jerkoff time, baby."
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 00:15 |
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Just lick each others buttholes like normal people, quit jerking off into perfectly good wine. That would totally gently caress up the flavor profile.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 00:19 |
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Antivehicular posted:You know, I can understand using throwaways for a lot of these posts given that they're fairly generic problems / easily anonymized by changing ages and situations a bit, but why bother with that post? "Oh, sweetie, of course it's not me! Tons of people on Reddit have SOs who are obsessed with alcohol-based sex acts after the sudden death of their alcoholic mother. Don't worry, I love red wine jerkoff time, baby." He's actually pissing in white wine.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 00:20 |
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Dog person updated with pics of Sticksy the cute dog. That dog is in great shape and probably has another 3-4 years in it. http://imgur.com/a/7WaG5
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Antivehicular posted:You know, I can understand using throwaways for a lot of these posts given that they're fairly generic problems / easily anonymized by changing ages and situations a bit, but why bother with that post? "Oh, sweetie, of course it's not me! Tons of people on Reddit have SOs who are obsessed with alcohol-based sex acts after the sudden death of their alcoholic mother. Don't worry, I love red wine jerkoff time, baby." It's throwaway cause it's fiction - r/relationships is bascially fanfiction.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 02:04 |
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Farg posted:My [28F] boyfriend [26M] has become obsessed with a sex act that I'm uncomfortable with That is some straight up Norman Bates poo poo InediblePenguin posted:It doesn't matter how sick you imagine in your head that this dog might be, that dude is an indefensible prick for doing it without discussion and pretending it didn't happen and texting with her like he didn't just steal her dog. Why the dick is he getting defended I sure as hell wasnt defending him, just trying to find some possible way to potentially get an idea of why he would do something so loving dumb
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Troposphere posted:the op says it's probably because he wanted to move overseas and the dog was in the way of that Well, problem solved if the OP dumped him then. He doesn't have to worry about shipping an animal overseas when he no longer has a GF with a pet!
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 02:49 |
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Lol at prudes in this thread that don't eat the booty like groceries
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Lol at prudes in this thread that don't eat the booty like groceries I'm happy to skip questing for the concretions of undigested butter lining your wife's colon like Chinese gutter oil
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 03:52 |
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quote:Me 27/F with my 30/M boyfriend of three years, completely weirded out by his family RUN GIRL RUN!!!!
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Antivehicular posted:You know, I can understand using throwaways for a lot of these posts given that they're fairly generic problems / easily anonymized by changing ages and situations a bit, but why bother with that post? "Oh, sweetie, of course it's not me! Tons of people on Reddit have SOs who are obsessed with alcohol-based sex acts after the sudden death of their alcoholic mother. Don't worry, I love red wine jerkoff time, baby." Well, the other reason to use a throwaway is so the weird poo poo going on in your life doesn't get associated with your main reddit account. I mean, it would just be so embarrassing if one of your /r/bitcoin buddies looked at your post history and found out your boyfriend was into cum-wine, so you gotta hide that with a throwaway account.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 04:13 |
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almightyerin posted:RUN GIRL RUN!!!! She is going to end up murdered in a basement.
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almightyerin posted:RUN GIRL RUN!!!! Mom crazy, so what. But really, what does she think he's going to do? I can't see a "me or your mom" ultimatum going well.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 04:17 |
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According to op in the comments, they're badgering the guy for his bank info so they can check his transactions and are trying to buy a house near theirs. She shouldn't give an ultimatum, just sever.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 04:27 |
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almightyerin posted:RUN GIRL RUN!!!! This is my favorite episode of Documentary Now!
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 04:42 |
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almightyerin posted:RUN GIRL RUN!!!! I want to know the story of how exactly one of these women had a child. Was a hospital kidnapping involved?
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Antivehicular posted:I want to know the story of how exactly one of these women had a child. Was a hospital kidnapping involved? I was assuming sperm donor, but my boyfriend thinks threesome. *whiny baby voices* Pwease pwease have sex with ussssss! Boo hoo hoo!
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 05:58 |
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Antivehicular posted:I want to know the story of how exactly one of these women had a child. Was a hospital kidnapping involved? Reddit User posted:I'm really curious, what happened to your boyfriends father?? OP posted:Apparently it was a sperm donor situation. That's what the mom says at least OP in the same thread posted:Seeing how they interact together has absolutely made me question if they have some sort of incestuous relationship going on. They seem to have no boundaries with each other. They do often sleep in the same bed and it is not uncommon for them to go into the shower together. It is hard because most people dismiss their behavior saying 'oh they are just old women', but I don't think so. Yikes!
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Hug in a Can posted:Yikes!
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OP posted:Ha! That would actually make me pretty happy if they were just pretending to be sisters. But they definitely are because they look like twins and have lots of pictures of them as children. I especially hate their whispering back and forth when I am trying to talk to them. Like it makes it so I can never have a true conversation with them or get to know them as individuals. They're characterized like a couple of evil crow-women, complete with stealing vegetables OP posted:Yes at night they will leave the house to walk around a park attached to their apartment complex. They also go out very early in the morning and steal vegetables from neighboring gardens. I meant they don't go out and do like activities unless we compel them to.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 06:19 |
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lmao these women are like indie french cartoons
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 06:28 |
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roald dahl rear end les triplettes de belleville motherfuckers
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 06:29 |
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They should encourage his mom and aunt to buy the house across the street. This would make a great sitcom.
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Hug in a Can posted:They're characterized like a couple of evil crow-women, complete with stealing vegetables I was going to make a "Mom and Aunt are literally harpies" joke earlier, but holy poo poo. Are they professional banquet-befoulers on the side?
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 06:39 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:They should encourage his mom and aunt to buy the house across the street. This would make a great sitcom. They should. After the mom and aunt get locked into a 30 year mortgage BF and the poster should move.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 07:02 |
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quote:Last week it was my birthday and my boyfriend knows I love tigers. So for my birthday he organised with his work a little session for me to meet a baby tiger. It was one of the animals he works with. They said it was fine and they trust him to make sure everything was OK. My brother is literally an adult baby help reddit
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 07:28 |
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zakharov posted:My brother is literally an adult baby help reddit Hmm I don't know maybe stop bringing your retarded brother around to potentially dangerous situations?
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 07:44 |
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various cheeses posted:Hmm I don't know maybe stop bringing your retarded brother around to potentially dangerous situations? The solution is actually just the opposite.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 07:45 |
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various cheeses posted:Hmm I don't know maybe stop bringing your retarded brother around to potentially dangerous situations? For a minute i really did wonder if the brother had some sort of developmental delay. From the looks of it, nope. Just a terminal case of dumbass.
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Barudak posted:The solution is actually just the opposite. If she started a GoFundMe to buy him a motorcycle I would happily chip in 20 bucks to the cause.
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