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My favorite terrible "martini": Zubrowka Vodka with Capers and a little bit of the brine. Zubrowka has Bison Grass in it which, if you get it in Poland, has coumarin in it so is a blood thinner. In the US, it's fake flavoring. I like it, but no-one else does.
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I've seen this hentai.
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Nov 27, 2016 14:02
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mostlygray posted:Zubrowka has Bison Grass in it which, if you get it in Poland, has coumarin in it so is a blood thinner. In the US, it's fake flavoring. I like it, but no-one else does. I love it.
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Nov 27, 2016 14:57
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monkeytennis posted:Jesus Christ Right? Those bacon strips look yummy. Also huge.
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Jesus Christ. Check out the fine print to discover the horrors of "Jamaican pizza" and "Polish pizza". I wish we had a combination of the barfing smiley + the 1000-yard stare smiley to truly convey the disgust this image makes me feel edit: also lol'ing at the greyest, skinniest, sickliest "teriyaki" drumsticks with bonus racism genetic_knockout has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 17:04
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Mymla posted:I've seen this hentai.  
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Nothing to see here! phone posting gone terribly wrong!
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Nov 27, 2016 17:26
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I like the slightly racist rice advert.
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genetic_knockout posted:Jesus Christ. Check out the fine print to discover the horrors of "Jamaican pizza" and "Polish pizza". I wish we had a combination of the barfing smiley + the 1000-yard stare smiley to truly convey the disgust this image makes me feel Not gonna lie the Polish pizza at least sounds good to me and I'm probably going to try it out this week some time  Not super sure about the quantity of sour cream they want added to the sauce, I'll probably just reserve it and top after baking, but honestly what's wrong with kielbasa, mushrooms, and shredded cabbage?
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Nov 27, 2016 19:53
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Rigged Death Trap posted:There are no martini rules seeing as no one on this earth can agree how much vermouth should be in one. ... I can't bring myself to argue.
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HookedOnChthonics posted:Not gonna lie the Polish pizza at least sounds good to me and I'm probably going to try it out this week some time That's a combination I've never seen, and given they've spelled kiełbasa wrong, I think it's stdh On the other hand there's a fried pickle pizza (https://pizzaotherbread.wordpress.com/2014/12/06/fried-pickle-pizza/), so I don't know anything anymore canis minor has a new favorite as of 21:24 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 21:22
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HookedOnChthonics posted:Not gonna lie the Polish pizza at least sounds good to me and I'm probably going to try it out this week some time superior polish pizza recipe
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Nov 27, 2016 21:32
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See, now that is a Polish Pizza I can get behind. I don't really like pizza all that much at the best of times, so all the pizza abominations in this thread hit me especially hard. The thought of putting cabbage on a pizza is just so wrong to me. Also gives me flashbacks to eating nasty Polish food in ny ex's mom's gross dirty apartment. She was an alcoholic and chain-smoked, so the smell of overcooked cabbage and old cigarettes is traumatically burned into my brain.
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Nov 27, 2016 21:59
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Needs some kielbasa or bacon too but I'd eat it. More than most of the things posted here.
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Yeah it looks pretty good to me Actual gross food content:  Surprisingly not salvaged from a litter box (it's frozen veggie steak strips)
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Shot in the dark on the pizza martini- if you did basil vodka in tomato juice with an olive garnish and a few Parmesan shavings....? maybe it wouldn't be horrible? Phone posting so no picture but pizza cocktails do exist - http://www.shortlist.com/food-drink/the-bizarre-pizza-cocktail
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Nov 27, 2016 23:57
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That sounds really good
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mostlygray posted:My favorite terrible "martini": I loving love zubrowka. As for terrible cocktails I drank it over chocolate ice cream once. I don't remember why but I also don't remember hating it
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zubrowka is pretty good. malort is also good.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I loving love zubrowka. As for terrible cocktails I drank it over chocolate ice cream once. I don't remember why but I also don't remember hating it You can get grasovka, which is also a polish bison grass vodka, in little chocolate bottles. I haven't tried it myself, but I guess they wouldn't make it if it didn't sell.
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meiram posted:You can get grasovka, which is also a polish bison grass vodka, in little chocolate bottles. I haven't tried it myself, but I guess they wouldn't make it if it didn't sell. Yeah, but to who?
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cadaver. posted:Yeah it looks pretty good to me I got excited for a second thinking it was makchang or gopchang. Kind of disappointed.
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cyberia posted:Phone posting so no picture but pizza cocktails do exist - http://www.shortlist.com/food-drink/the-bizarre-pizza-cocktail Without the cheese foam, I would. Cheese foam, ugggghhhh. Why is foam considered a selling point? Besides the obvious reason of OMG MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY. Where I grew up, seeing foam unexpectedly meant either spitbugs or something around there had rabies. Not appetizing to me.
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Just remember, it's not "No pizza rules  ", it's "No pizza rules  "e. Broken men, in a Little Caesar's parking lot. They fall to their knees in shame as they open the box and see what their $5 has wrought. A whisper, "no pizza rules", then the barrel of their gun against their temple. Noise. Then silence. rndmnmbr has a new favorite as of 06:47 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Nov 28, 2016 06:37
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Its actually "NO, PIZZA RULES."
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Its actually "NO, PIZZA RULES." I think you'll find it's "NO PIZZA! RULES" 
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rndmnmbr posted:Just remember, it's not "No pizza rules Their $5 lunch pizzas ate actually p tasty if fresh, hth
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rndmnmbr posted:Just remember, it's not "No pizza rules Sometimes a $5 hot n ready is all you need
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Cheese foam, ugggghhhh. Why is foam considered a selling point? Besides the obvious reason of OMG MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY.  The menu described it as "Rose-Scented Cassata: an ice-cream cake with plenty of rum, dried fruit, and ricotta cheese." There were no photos. I certainly didn't expect foam, which I find generally gross as well as a lazy OMG MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY shortcut. It elicited slightly worried reactions from my tablemates. I suggested it resembled a frog/fish nest; they countered with "soap". That's where the rose scent/flavor was, so yeah, soap wasn't far off. At least the rest was delicious.
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Did you eat the foam? Or did you awkwardly shift it off to the side? Did it ever uh... defoam or liquify?
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I went to a hors d'oeuvres potluck this weekend where one contribution was "veggie pizza". It was some kind of crust that looked like slices of white bread squashed flat with the crusts removed, smeared with cream cheese, and topped with bits of chopped cauliflower, broccoli, and red pepper. Someone else supplied a "crap dip" which was cream cheese, store-bought cocktail sauce, and crab. At least that was real crab. Served with bacon-flavored rice crackers. Not a super high-end crowd. My girlfriend knew what to expect a bit and so she brought something which she felt would be simple enough - boccocini, cherry tomato, and fresh basil on skewers (i.e. to make it finger food) covered with my pricy olive oil and balsamic. The veggie pizza girl said "eeew tomatoes" when she saw it. Someone else was too weirded out by the boccocini to even touch them. Yet another said "I don't like olives" and rejected it because it had olive oil on it (that person's contribution was rip-l-chips and a tub of dip).  At least we had a good laugh about it today.
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Helith posted:I think you'll find it's "NO PIZZA! RULES" "No pizza, rules" Anarchy comes at a dire cost.
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Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: Crap dip
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Nov 28, 2016 20:16
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That was legitimately a Freudian typo.
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Also that reaction from the guests would make me silently tableflip and stalk out.
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CommonShore posted:I went to a hors d'oeuvres potluck this weekend where one contribution was "veggie pizza". Well, FWIW, I would. And would all the portions belonging to the idiots that wouldn't. And I would glower at said idiots while eating theirs.
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CommonShore posted:I went to a hors d'oeuvres potluck this weekend where one contribution was "veggie pizza". This is hilarious. Hope you and your gf enjoyed your delicious skewers. It's not exactly related, but it reminded me of the time a friend was having a birthday gathering in the early afternoon and asked my bf and I if we wanted to come, said she was going to order some pizza. We were like sounds good, we're both hungry, we drive 45 minutes over to her place. Get there and there was like 4 people already there (and one other girl who like only ate rice and one other specific, flavorless food I can't remember), and for six people she had ordered one medium Domino's pizza. Half of it was already gone by the time we got there. I'm pretty sure that's the last time I ever saw her, too. This was like 3 or 4 years ago. She stopped talking to any of us, moved away, and is apparently engaged now. So my whole memory of our friendship is now summed up by that sad, hard, half of a medium dominos pizza.
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CommonShore posted:That was legitimately a Freudian typo. I really thought the friend was acknowlidging how crappy the dip was
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