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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i am also a professional rhymer and rhythmer

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


All I need is a rhythm divine

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
as I am a white male posting on the internet I refuse to believe you and will instead hurl insults at whoever corrects me

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I accept this because it is the way of the world

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
you butt. you utter ninny

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Please work in your opinions on race and women in your posts

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i remove my shirt and oscillate rapidly

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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That's.

my.

trigger.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Randler posted:

I guess I can unbookmark USPol now, with ESO zone chat giving me the same basic experience.
yeah, that's seems to be oddly common theme for more laid back mmo chat channels. saw the same in eso over the past weekend, and year ago in swtor as well. how are you finding the game, btw?

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
same - my trigger for love

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Disinterested posted:

the better racer lost the world championship to his shitter teammate because of car reliability

i'd be mad

if you care about f1 results you should preemptively gulag yourself

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.


You need to move on

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Badger of Basra posted:

if you care about f1 results you should preemptively gulag yourself
i remember names of far too many f1 racers to be able to coherently explain why is that so

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

You need to move on
i do not move on, as a general rule, from anything

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
ask me about painting an exquisite turtle in third grade to be entered into the town art prize and my teacher's daughter blatantly plagiarising it and her clearly subpar entry being awarded first place in our age division by the judge, who happened to be the teacher

actually i'm not still hung up about that - my mother is, which is funnier

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
as far as she's concerned i was robbed of that prize, robbed! and it did me permanent damage and she will carry this injustice with her to her grave

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

just gonna get a skywriter to spell out the entire text of combat liberalism over the usa in chemtrails

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
and that is why to this very day i can only trust the dead

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Avshalom posted:

and that is why to this very day i can only trust the dead

I believe that the dead speak to us through our dreams, it just takes a keen ear to hear what they've got to say.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i've been mostly having apocalyptic dreams since the trumpening

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Avshalom posted:

i've been mostly having apocalyptic dreams since the trumpening

ive been having happy dreams from childhood. Then I wake up and realize I'm living in this reality and want to die

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Avshalom posted:

as far as she's concerned i was robbed of that prize, robbed! and it did me permanent damage and she will carry this injustice with her to her grave

Well you do seem damaged. And im an expert on being damaged

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Well you do seem damaged. And im an expert on being damaged
i beckon you into the naked wasteland

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Cool

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Avshalom posted:

i beckon you into the naked wasteland

Please stop damning people to Florida.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

R. Mute posted:

just gonna get a skywriter to spell out the entire text of combat liberalism over the usa in chemtrails

i'd like to donate to your kickstarter

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Ugh, why is it whenever I go to the laundry there's always like one person who is decided to use all of the large bins.

Goddamnit you don't need one washer for each article of clothing

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Randler posted:

I guess I can unbookmark USPol now, with ESO zone chat giving me the same basic experience.

whats your @

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Randler posted:

I guess I can unbookmark USPol now

Now?! Why would you ever bookmark USPol?

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Hollismason posted:

Goddamnit you don't need one washer for each article of clothing
i do, because i am colossally obese and each of my shirts is the size of a bedsheet

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Jun 30, 2007
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Avshalom posted:

i do, because i am colossally obese and each of my shirts is the size of a bedsheet

Condolences

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

rural america should try and understand the culture of and learn to communicate with normal americans imo

im sorry but cites are Evil and Arcadia is Good.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
from this broken hill all your praises they shall ring, i say as i struggle up the negligible slope. i fill my lungs with glorious air - but then disaster strikes. i trip over my own breasts. unable to catch myself with my stubby limbs, i roll down down the quiet suburban slope rapidly snowballing as cars, autumn leaves and terrified civilians are pressed into my doughy mass. my velocity increases. i am a lethal cannonball. and what's this in my path? no! it's a flock of chelbs, innocently grazing

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Have you considered using a elaborate series of pulleys to move around

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
cities are simultaneously blasted hellzones from which african americans cannot escape the grinding poverty and gunfire as well as benighted cultural wastelands of hipster brewpubs where lazy young people spend daddy's money on $30 artisan cheeses while sneeringly deriding the working man on blogs

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Lol we are in The Purge timeline

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

also exmarx closed the thread and ate my last post

the gist of it was that every skyline besides manhattan is unimpressive, especially if you grew up around mountains

I live in Chicago and this is laughably wrong. Also old but I was compelled to respond.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Hollismason posted:

Have you considered using a elaborate series of pulleys to move around
unfortunately that's not covered by medicare so i must rely on the kindness of strangers

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Jun 30, 2007
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Chicago Skyline is pretty can confirm

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