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A man in a bib, consuming the porcine. Fatness. And now the true test. Eat fast, before it expires. More crumbs, more chins, more disappointment.
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I wish I could send all the lines in this thread to Wayne June so he could narrate them.
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Highwang posted:I wish I could send all the lines in this thread to Wayne June so he could narrate them.
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Ingested with impunity!
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A trifling pastry, but a pastry nonetheless.
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I went through a list of narrator quotes intending to make a funny one but I just can't change them. They are all so perfect
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Every day is Thanksgiving in the Darkplace.
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Iron Chitlin posted:Every day is Thanksgiving in the Darkplace. Well, of course. The bigger the feast, the greater the glory!
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A strict regimen is paramount if one is to master the brutal arithmetic of calorie counting. Still trying to do Ancestor clips. I tried editing my voice a bit but while I can get it to sound deep it's still not that close to Wayne June's. His is pretty distinctive. I had the idea to load up a voice clip of the Ancestor in Audacity to see if I can figure out how to edit mine to match it, but there's a problem. His voice clips all have background noises to make them sound more atmospheric. Does anyone know where to get a voice clip of the Ancestor with a clean background?
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http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/267424/The_deep_voice_of_Darkest_Dungeon_has_some_advice_on_hiring_voice_talent.php The first video has a less processed version of his voice (yeah I know it's not clean but it'll help you figure out the modulations you need to do). You can also check out his lovecraft work (there's one in the link as well) which was what originally got them to hire him.
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Fasting and Pride precipitate a dizzying fall... http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/167/793/693.jpg Indignence surges as the inventory crumbles
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Nov 24, 2016 13:08
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love this Had to put this game down after 70 hours because I lost two full squads of R6s with trinkets, one to the first loving Darkest Dungeon level, and one to Vvulf. Such a gut punch
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Nov 24, 2016 21:35
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So, discovered a bug in the game. If you quit in mid-battle, you can be prevented from targeting certain enemies, and the only way to correct it is to flee the battle. Tres annoying.
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Nov 24, 2016 23:28
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Dungeon cuisine 
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Nov 27, 2016 15:25
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As disgusting in death as it was in life. I really love Antiquarians not just for the money aspect, but for babysitting rank 0 scrubs through their first milk runs. Especially position 1/2 fist punchers take less damage over a run while Invigorating vapors makes up for their crap gear not having any dodge on it, and Protect Me is also a nice buff for that. Sure, that's a team slot that neither heals nor does much damage, but to some extend the damage prevention allows your actual healer to use their offensive abilities more often, so it's not a total loss. I have very high antiquarian turnover because they go on practically every Apprentice/Veteran run, level ahead of the game and then get sacked as soon as a new one is on the stage coach 
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Nov 27, 2016 15:49
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Antiquarian is also great because her character design rocks. She just looks cool.
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I am yet another unfortunate victim of this LP. So after a couple aborted runs I have managed to reach about week 10 or so with decent success. I had only lost one character, a leper who got wrecked by spiders, and had managed to make mincemeat out of the necromancer. The highlight of my team is a crusader who has Fated, Slugger, and Thick Blooded as some of his quirks. I then did the cleansing mission and was ready to wreck the Siren before it all went to hell. My team consisted of a bounty hunter who had spent almost a month either in the church or awol, an Antiquarian and Hellion who had last been out when my leaper died and an Occultist. Everything seemed to be going fine until I actually fought the Siren who constantly went for my bounty hunter rather then the antiquarian. What followed next was a brutal battle which saw every hero die except my bounty hunter who had 7 hp left facing off against the shield fish person but what little luck I had left ran out and he died as well. To make matters worse I had gotten a ton of cash/heirlooms from the expedition including a secret room with 7.5k worth of items to sell. Then the very next mission with a new Hellion, a Vestal, a Joker and a Grave Robber ended up in desperate fight for survival against the fat bandit, a throat cutter and a gunner. In this fight both my Hellion and Joker died, but somehow I won, even with my Grave Digger on deaths door for the last couple turns and my Vestal up at the very front. Thankfully the mission objective was to clear all the room battles so after that my depleted group fled to safety.
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Samovar posted:So, discovered a bug in the game. If you quit in mid-battle, you can be prevented from targeting certain enemies, and the only way to correct it is to flee the battle. Tres annoying. Ragequitting once led me to a bizarre parallel universe where not only did my character not die after a deathblow, my entire squad had a free turn over the enemy.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:26
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New Update - Episode 33: Eat the Rich Coming back from our thanksgiving break with more Darkest Dungeon, complete with boss fights, ill preparation, and still bad inventory management.
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Nov 28, 2016 21:55
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Yeeeeeesh. I've been getting jitters from the Darkest Deprivation.
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I almost feel bad for Chitlin.  "WHY?!"
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A vacation is taken. The mind withers.
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Highwang posted:New Update - Episode 33: Eat the Rich
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Believe in the abomination that believes in you. Except Shitlin, because he does not believe in the abomination
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Highwang that was an incredibly fun fight. Never 100% optimize again. so here's something different: there's a streamer/youtuber called DDRJake who does weekly challenges. Basically the format is that you can suggest a game with a goal for a single session - beat super mario 64 in under 4 hours, kill the FTL final boss without upgrading X, stuff like that. Sometimes he wins, sometimes he loses. What would be a doable and fun challenge for Darkest Dungeon for someone who afaik has never come into contact with it? I was thinking a "no-deaths" run but imo that forces a boring and defensive playstyle. The game also doesn't pace itself easily for a boss-run. Basically I'm thinking of an end goal to work towards that's difficult but doable, and maybe a gimmick that makes it more entertaining to watch without being crippling for a newbie. Is it possible to kill 1 boss per biome (4 bosses) within 3 hours for someone who knows jack-all about the game?
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Watching this makes me wish there was an achievement for YAWPing Wilbur.
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Grapplejack posted:Watching this makes me wish there was an achievement for YAWPing Wilbur. Barbaric OINK!
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IIRC in the Arkham Horror board game by Fantasy Flight (lol ameritrash) the Mi-Go were wimpy trash monsters that dropped useful stuff when you stomped them, so they were the monsters you wanted to pop out of portals.
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If you posted the time when you entered the dungeon, Highwang, I think that would satisfy the people who can't stomach sitting through the best part of the game.
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Highwang posted:New Update - Episode 33: Eat the Rich Wait, you had 4 food left - why didn't it give you the prompt?
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ThCawdor posted:Wait, you had 4 food left - why didn't it give you the prompt? Loon needs 2 foods when he's scared.
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Night10194 posted:Loon needs 2 foods when he's scared. To wit: I wonder if Tapeworm and Stress Eater stack? I've never had that poo poo a luck.
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Night10194 posted:Loon needs 2 foods when he's scared. Let that rear end in a top hat starve then, feed the others.
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Better yet: if you hate the hunger mechanic and someone develops or has stress eater, get rid of it ASAP so you never have to worry about it Highwang posted:To wit: I wonder if Tapeworm and Stress Eater stack? I've never had that poo poo a luck. I have had both on the same person, but everyone gets their diseases cleansed before they go and earn more in my house 
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Highwang posted:To wit: I wonder if Tapeworm and Stress Eater stack? I've never had that poo poo a luck. Yes. Yes they do. I've experienced both. And got both on a single person during a run. gently caress the warrens.
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IMJack posted:IIRC in the Arkham Horror board game by Fantasy Flight (lol ameritrash) the Mi-Go were wimpy trash monsters that dropped useful stuff when you stomped them, so they were the monsters you wanted to pop out of portals. They're fairly weak loot piņatas, assuming you're not low on sanity and will check. You get a unique item when they die and they leave the game instead of going back to the monster pile. They're a bit more threatening in other games like Mansions of Madness, where pretty much every monster can wreck your day.
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ThCawdor posted:Wait, you had 4 food left - why didn't it give you the prompt? After he forced food down a bunch of party members throats, of course, because Darkest Dungeon is a Fun game.
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Add me to the people who bought darkest dungeons because of this LP. My favourite dumb thing to do so far is to forget about equipping trinkets, which can hurt like hell one higher difficulties, but both my deaths so far have been from green runs... 
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Xarn posted:My favourite dumb thing to do so far is to forget about equipping trinkets... Oh God, tell me about that. It would really help if the provisions button called up the trinkets screen first.
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my favorite is forgetting shovels. "Okay, I think I've got everything. Holy water and bandages for curios, food aplenty, two stacks obv, oh poo poo, almost forgot torches. Right, I think that's everything. Let's go!". Queue 4 crumbling walls within 3 rooms.
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