My favorite Instagram account of all time is @NASA Not because of the images they post, but because of the comments. The comment section on every one of their pictures looks like this: There is no government agency hardcore conspiracy nuts hate more than nasa, due to the massive role NASA plays in covering up the greatest secret of our time: the true shape of our Earth.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 03:05 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:16 |
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https://vimeo.com/191664574 NASA is looking for space poop experts
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 03:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yMy7JuGpJM
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 04:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plI5V9z3qqQ
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 17:18 |
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Mars is a garbage rust planet op.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 17:19 |
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Elon Musk will be close to making it, but then Trump will overtake him at the last minute and become the first man to walk on Mars. Or at least that's what he'll claim on his Twitter account after he settles into his golden Chinese-made Trump habitat.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 17:29 |
lol this dude owns
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 18:26 |
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quote:The Central Committee of the Workers’ Party of Korea, in the name of the Eternal President and Great Leader Kim Il Sung and of the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il, today joyfully hails the heroic working people of the DPRK’s glorious capital Pyongyang in their world-shattering application of the juche idea and the mastery of man over nature in transporting themselves forever beyond the reach of the imperialist aggressors and their neo-colonial lackeys by embarking on an epic journey into the cosmos. Resolutely smashing the decadent-capitalist and modern-revisionist anti-human self-limiting interpretation of the great scientist Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and firmly grasping the revolutionary implications of self-reliant scientific thinking, they have overcome the supposed barrier of the speed of light and expect within days to reach Alpha Centauri. On the undoubted successful completion of that journey they fully intend to further explore deeper into the cosmos paying special attention to the search for habitable extra-solar planets. In this endeavour they have the inestimable advantage of the on-the-spot advice and counsel of the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il. In his bitterly regretted though heroically borne physical absence the Central Committee is unbreakably united in its determination to strive to continue on the path of self-reliance, retaining as all its members do in their hearts many vivid and imperishable memories of his incomparable personality and a thorough acquaintance with the unparallelled literary legacy enshrined in his collected and now thankfully completed writings which will undoubtedly preserve for all posterity the true and lasting significance of his profoundest thoughts.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:03 |
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I wanna build a big ramp and run spaceships down it using maglev at mach 1 and fire it into space from the top of a mountain. gently caress space elevators, hit the biggest ramp, fifty.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:26 |
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Concordat posted:I wanna build a big ramp and run spaceships down it using maglev at mach 1 and fire it into space from the top of a mountain. This was gonna be a thing but then NASA forgot about it and wandered off to try and build another space plane. The 90's were pretty weird in space.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:46 |
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Lawman 0 posted:This was gonna be a thing but then NASA forgot about it and wandered off to try and build another space plane. I know, one of them was rocket-sled based, the other design was maglev, poo poo was rad. I recall the estimated cost of developing and building them was a fraction Space Shuttle program, and would have drastically reduced the cost of getting poo poo into space. What a shame. Trumps Baby Hands posted:My favorite Instagram account of all time is @NASA The NASA twitter account is pretty much the same, except you also get run of the mill climate change deniers, religious nuts demanding NASA publish science facts from the Bible/Koran/etc, people demanding NASA do something about chemtrails, and of course UFOlogists. Concordat has issued a correction as of 00:21 on Nov 27, 2016 |
# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:54 |
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I bet you could you get Trump to support building one if you let him put his name on it.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 00:03 |
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Baloogan posted:SPACE to die in space is surely the greatest death any flesh ape can hope for
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 00:00 |
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zeal posted:to die in space is surely the greatest death any flesh ape can hope for id rather die on mars than in space but id also like to upload my brain to shitpost forever before my fleshape can chillax to death on mars
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 13:21 |
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Powercrazy posted:Baloogan,
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 17:21 |
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Baloogan posted:id rather die on mars than in space They'd just tell you they are uploading your brain and then not do it, because who the gently caress cares?
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 21:20 |
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Can't wait for my cyber self to get hosed up by spambots and malware.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 08:55 |
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Mulva posted:They'd just tell you they are uploading your brain and then not do it, because who the gently caress cares? i figure id chat with iBaloogan, lay down some ground rules, divide assets, make sure it was a good transfer
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 08:56 |
what if when you dowloaded your consciousness the "physical" you died instantly? An immortal digitized copy of yourself is made, but from the perspective of the "you" that pressed the download button, it's an instant cut-to-black. The end. Would you still do it? (same deal with teleportation, ala The Prestige).
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:09 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:My favorite Instagram account of all time is @NASA please give me more flat earthers being mad at nasa
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:11 |
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Baloogan posted:i figure id chat with iBaloogan, lay down some ground rules, divide assets, make sure it was a good transfer uh oh, iBaloogan now identifies as a USSR communist
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:13 |
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You have a misapprehension regarding our view of NASA. NASA is not evil,in and of itself, anymore than MI6 or the American NSA. They are secret because :the truth:, as Churchill said, i"s so precious it must be protected by a bodyguard of lies." So what is NASA, ESA, ROSCoSmos and CNSA doing? They are protecting the populations to keep people and objects and falling off the edge. Secondarily, I believe that they are conducting experiments in the Celestial Sphere- which are very concerning. What might these be: 1)Attempting to tap Sol's energy for use on earth. 2)Attempting to mine Luna for precious metals 3)Attempting to breach the firmament to explore what is on the other side, the "unknown unknown" Why is this concerning The terrestrial plane, the celestial sphere, the aetheric concentration and whirlpool, the movement of the celestial objects are all together a very delicate mechanism. Tampering with these could have catastrophic results, regardless of the good intention of these actions. The firmament is the very dense portion of Aether most distal to the terrestrial plane. It acts as a massive protective barrier as the Flat Earth Mechanism accelerates through space. My theory is the objects in the firmament (stars etc) have been "trapped", that is the outer edges of the celestial sphere have captured these objects preventing from colliding with the delicate mechanism of the Flat Earth Mechanism. Breaching the firmament could weaken or destroy this barrier.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:18 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:what if when you dowloaded your consciousness the "physical" you died instantly? An immortal digitized copy of yourself is made, but from the perspective of the "you" that pressed the download button, it's an instant cut-to-black. The end. Would you still do it? (same deal with teleportation, ala The Prestige). naw the POINT is to get to mars, I absolutely wouldn't because obviously my soul wouldn't get uploaded till like technology imrpoves (like, 100s of years from now) I think the 'slice and dice then simulate brain in detail' style upload will eventually happen, but will lose the soul; maybe like 3000 AD + they figure out how to upload / transfer souls I'd want a fully nondestructive upload, hell, I've ALREADY uploaded a good chunk of myself onto the net in the form of chat bots, websites, uploads, software etc. I really just need some AI to keep updating what I've already done, like when Twitter crashes and burns i want my twitter bot code to be updated to whatever Twitter 2.0 is. Something that manages my estate to keep paying for website hosting / cloud storage etc. Nothing complicated.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:19 |
Yinlock posted:please give me more flat earthers being mad at nasa Published on Nov 18, 2015 How is moonlight cold? How do you account for water being so flat it forms a mirror? The ballers cannot refute, nor answer for these and many other things. Earth's horizon is not a function of a physical curve on a ball. Water is flat on lakes and oceans, and 3/4 of the earth is covered by the oceans, thus proving that Earth is indeed flat. Many experiments have proven earth is stationary. It's time for humanity to awaken to the deception, and get real. For almost 500 years, the masses have been thoroughly deceived by a cosmic fairy-tale of astronomical proportions. We have been taught a falsehood so gigantic and diabolical that it has blinded us from our own experience and common sense, from seeing the world and the universe as they truly are. Through pseudo-science books and programs, mass media and public education, universities and government propaganda, the world has been systematically brain-washed, slowly indoctrinated over centuries into the unquestioning belief of the greatest lie of all time. In schools where every professor’s desk is adorned with a spinning Earth-globe, we are lectured on the “heliocentric” theory of the universe, shown images of ball-planets and videos of men suspended in space. The illusion created, conniving & convincing, has entranced the world’s population into blindly believing a maleficent myth. The greatest cover-up of all time, NASA and Freemasonry’s biggest secret, is that we are living on a plane, not a planet, that Earth is the flat, stationary center of the universe. skylab is filmed with the anti grav simulators where they hang sideways on ropes and they appear to be weightless, and the ISS is just ludicrous, it would burn up (thermosphere is hot), valves couldn't EVER function in that environment (weightless vacuum), the footage is spliced together on long camera shots inside the supposed ship, all satellite footage is fake, there are zero pictures of a real satellite anywhere, the satellite was invented by arthur c clarke shortly before it was pushed to the public as a reality (sci-fi becomes sci-fact through u.s gov t.v programming), 95% of all comms on earth are landlines including internet... they are trans-oceanic cables, fibre optic lines. The other 5% of comms are line of sight radio and cell/microwave comms, which helped to prove a flat earth during the tests in 1915 that saw DLOS direct line of sight between three major locations, distances of 1500 miles, shot from london to new-jersey to hawaii, all in a series of flat shots, etc etc etc the list goes on for hours... ploska zemlya плоская земля, 地平,, Terre Plate, flachen Erde, 平面地球
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:20 |
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incredible
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:21 |
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Despite you post you must agree with my conclusions, or at least with the general conclusion. If the World is Flat the NASA must be lying. If NASA is lying what are they lying about and what is the nature of NASA. A few options regarding the nature of NASA: Either NASA is a supra body controlled by an evil Cabal bent on world control and all democracies (or any government) is mere puppets of the Cabal or Democracy is real, which means NASA is not evil, but has a mission in line with the goal of Governments (or supposed goal)- which is to promote the general welfare and protect its people. Given the latter option we can see that NASA is not evil but has a mission. If that mission, as would be self evident, is to protect its people and promote the general welfare then what better way to do so than to keep it a secret to a) prevent people and objects from falling off the earth b) To prevent unauthorized tampering with the celestial and terrestrial mechanisms c) to perform experiments to solve our energy crisis and dependence on fossil fuel and d) to learn what lies outside the celestial sphere (the unknown unknown). This is most logical conclusion given the assumption that the Earth is flat and there is no evil cabal.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:22 |
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Baloogan posted:naw the POINT is to get to mars, I absolutely wouldn't because obviously my soul wouldn't get uploaded till like technology imrpoves (like, 100s of years from now) souls don't exist idiot, we're all just barely functioning meat computers in meat chariots.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:27 |
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Concordat posted:souls don't exist idiot, we're all just barely functioning meat computers in meat chariots. wow didn't know scott adams posts on SA
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:30 |
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Neuroscience is dealing dualism a slow death. Also Scott Adams is such a shitbag that I honestly feel a bit hurt by that. Concordat has issued a correction as of 09:35 on Nov 29, 2016 |
# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:32 |
Concordat posted:Neuroscience is dealing dualism a slow death. This is the reason that Flat Earth is so attractive to people. It restores geocentrism. The entirety of existence revolves around us. In that universe, it would make a lot more sense for humans to be some kind of special being inhabited by an interior invisible light, instead of just another animal that happens to have a large and incredibly complex brain thanks to sexual selection. That's why NASA and the other space agencies end up getting cast as lucifers and harbingers of end times prophecies. The blending of pseudoscience conspiracies and ancient religious dogma in the youtube age is just incredible.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 09:40 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 10:08 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:This is the reason that Flat Earth is so attractive to people. that and they're real fuckin' dumb
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 10:12 |
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quote:The idea that the Earth is flat and that the planets, sun, moon, and starts are nothing like what we are told has been catching on recently, and most people seem to feel that it is a lie and more importantly a distraction.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 10:37 |
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earth is actually irl roundish / spericalish / looks like a ball IRL
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 10:38 |
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we're never gonna colonize mars we're all gonna die on this shithole after breitbart fakes a video of elon musk sacrificing a child to moloch
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 10:51 |
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Baloogan posted:earth is actually irl roundish / spericalish / looks like a ball IRL what if earth was frisbee shaped
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 11:09 |
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Phobophilia posted:we're never gonna colonize mars we're all gonna die on this shithole after breitbart fakes a video of elon musk sacrificing a child to moloch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 11:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 11:15 |
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we are living in a simulated alternate history experiment, in the real world spartacus's rebellion was successful and in the absence of slave labor the romans instead turned to wage labor and industrialized by the 300s and developed full roman space communism on mars by the 1600s i read it in a book it's probably maybe true
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 11:17 |
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deadgoon posted:we are living in a simulated alternate history experiment, in the real world spartacus's rebellion was successful and in the absence of slave labor the romans instead turned to wage labor and industrialized by the 300s and developed full roman space communism on mars by the 1600s "now that we are on mars can we stop wearing togas" "no"
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 11:21 |