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mishaq posted:wot does this mean if you can figure it out, there's a hell career of frustration, computers, and "this is fine dot png" waiting for you
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the narrator in phenix project def came off as a whiny martyr, and it sometimes lacked self awareness, but the book did have some good stuff in it. not narrative wise really - the book isnt really about characters. its just a way to lay out how to improve on a situationmishaq posted:wot does this mean devops means to loving work together to deploy poo poo instead of siloing stuff. Developers ship, deployers deploy, and everyone is feeding info back to each other so they know what the gently caress is going on or coming up
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KoRMaK posted:devops means to loving work together to deploy poo poo instead of siloing stuff. Developers ship, deployers deploy, developers get paged, and everyone is feeding info back to each other so they don't know what the gently caress is going on or coming up
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KoRMaK posted:devops means to loving work together to deploy poo poo instead of siloing stuff. Developers ship, deployers deploy, and everyone is feeding info back to each other so they know what the gently caress is going on or coming up i mean i hear the term "devops" all the time but it doesn't seem to have any agreed upon meaning so i am curious what the gently caress a company that sells "devops" to other companies sells it as i like your explanation
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mishaq posted:i mean i hear the term "devops" all the time but it doesn't seem to have any agreed upon meaning so i am curious what the gently caress a company that sells "devops" to other companies sells it as mishaq posted:i like your explanation The money shot of the book is if you get your middle and higher managers to read it, then hopefully they'll start making the org run smoother. the book also re-affirms that developers are spineless pussies and should buck up a lil KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Nov 24, 2016 |
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devops means whatever it needs to for you to sign a 3 million dollar deal for products and services
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Just ask the one and only Devops Thought Lord, our own Jon Hendron
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mishaq posted:i mean i hear the term "devops" all the time but it doesn't seem to have any agreed upon meaning so i am curious what the gently caress a company that sells "devops" to other companies sells it as atlassian reseller
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this is devops https://twitter.com/tsantero/status/793566153138245632
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KoRMaK posted:devops means to loving work together to poo poo up the world instead of siloing stuff. Developers poo poo up the world, deployers dick up the world, and everyone is feeding info back to each other in one big poo poo loving piss dick feedback howl of desperation and futility forever
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KoRMaK posted:devops means to loving work together to deploy poo poo instead of siloing stuff. Developers ship, deployers deploy, and everyone is feeding info back to each other so they know what the gently caress is going on or coming up this is my understanding of what it means with the caveat that the developer and the deployer are the same person and they're paid like a developer but expected to be on call like an sre
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the great part is that devops is viewed as distinct from dev, immediately self-defeating
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Corla Plankun posted:this is my understanding of what it means with the caveat that the developer and the deployer are the same person and they're paid like a developer but expected to be on call like an sre the pay jump happens when you take your next job because now you have the word devops on your resume like some sort of lovely recruiter catnip
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what the gently caress is going on when regarding people who volunteer to wear a pager on their awful obese 20th century hip? blargh idiots
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Bulgakov posted:what the gently caress is going on when regarding people who volunteer to wear a pager on their awful obese 20th century hip? they're probably using "pager duty" as a quick way to say "my personal cell number is entered into rotation on the webapp that routes alerts according to an on call schedule that is literally called pagerduty.com"
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'what do you call that act?' i lean across the table 'devops'
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Share Bear posted:lmao if you ever hear someone outside your org get fired on a conference call for being incompetent
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Share Bear posted:lmao if you ever hear someone outside your org get fired on a conference call for being incompetent lol storytime back in my Ops days, they called an emergency, we all hopped on the bridge. it was an LDAP issue at one of our subsidiary locations, a small spot. their AD had gone offline somehow and nobody could log in to their workstations and poo poo. i got dismissed from the call since it wasn't my area, but i hung on cuz it sounded weird. all our AD guys agreed that the server was unreachable, but it was in their remote tiny datacenter so they had to have the single local IT guy check it. except he wasn't there. the director of that location was called in and said he'd run to Staples and wasn't sure when he'd be back. they had to patiently explain to him that until the guy got back, nothing could happen, because we couldn't touch the server from corporate while it was offline. so the director kept calling the guy's cell. after like half an hour he called into the bridge from the parking lot, tons of noise, said he was buying a network hub and he'd call back in when he got back to the office, and hung up. a little while later, boop, the AD server comes up and everything seems ok. but our network guys start interrogating him before closing out the bridge to find out what had happened. they were eventually and reluctantly told that their switch had run out of ports. rather than contact them to make arrangements for a new one (which is part of what they handle on behalf of the subsidiary locations like this), he just went and got a little D-Link hub, plugged it into the switch, and moved a few cables over to it. and it turns out the AD was one of those. the whole emergency was caused when that little 4 port (FOUR. PORT.) hub had finally died. and god bless the mute function because i was laughing my loving rear end off while our network guys tore him a new rear end in a top hat about it.
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Iridium posted:lol storytime loving Lomarf
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Captain Foo posted:loving Lomarf
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Bloody posted:the great part is that devops is viewed as distinct from dev, immediately self-defeating read "self-defecating" and agreed
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there are two women i work with that, on a conference call, apparently sound similar enough that my boss can't tell the difference between the two. so roughly once a week he'll launch into a robust round of mansplaining aimed at the wrong person. you can generally hear people cringing as he does so.
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1 - "... so I can set up the scripts to..." 2 - "I'm sorry, can someone mute their phone? There's a lot of background noise here." 1 - "Sorry, that's me, a group of people just walked in to the lab and are making a lot of noise." 2 - "Ok can you mute please?" 1 - "But I'm trying to answer your question, there's nothing I can do about it..." 2 - "I think if you hit star six..." like four people at once - "But he's trying to talk to you."
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shout out to the olds whose webcam feeds show up as a solid bright color because they taped paper over their webcams
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Podima posted:shout out to the olds whose webcam feeds show up as a solid bright color because they taped paper over their webcams lol if u allow ur corpulent mass to be seen thru a webcam
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Cat Face Joe posted:lol if u allow ur corpulent mass to be seen thru a webcam
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graph posted:this thread owns Yeah it keeps delivering
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just had a webex where someone glitched out and dialed in / immediately hung up in rapid succession for about thirty seconds. it had perfect comedic timing when it started too: boo-beep > hello who joined? bee-boop > oh haha guess he's having problems too- boo-beep > ... are you in now- bee-boop > this is ridicul- boo-beepbee-boopboo-beepbee-boopboo-beep going on forever
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management all hands meeting today had most of the presenters very quiet except for the main one who introduced each of the others, who was intent on making us all deaf "thanks very much and looking forward to working with you all" "OKAY THANKS BILL NOW WE'LL HEAR FROM ZANE" "hello everyone my name is zane" on and on for an hour and a half
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maniacdevnull posted:Now Zane i can dial into
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Agile Vector posted:Now Zane i can dial into
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