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Karl Barks posted:i'm everyone in this article I have no idea how stuff like this failed to connect with the rust belt voter. ugh, my party is the loving worst. What odds does anyone want to take that less than 75% of this group voted in the election? mugrim has issued a correction as of 16:23 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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Oh Snapple! posted:good lord the comments on that 538 thing Since Nate was the only person who was right this year this should in used to troll the gently caress outta hillmen Has this been posted in uspol yet
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Nov 29, 2016 16:24
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Okay, enough is enough. Please forward samples of any foodstuffs whose nature as cookies is in dispute to me, and I will decide accordingly. I may require numerous samples. Only tasty disputed foods, please.
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Phobophilia posted:the cuck shalt not meet the eyes of the bull if there's one thing trump is earnestly, intentionally bad at, it's attacking really hard targets Anime Schoolgirl has issued a correction as of 16:36 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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Lemon bars are tarts IMHO
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Nov 29, 2016 16:32
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euphronius posted:Lemon bars are tarts IMHO Aren't you an attorney? Like I am going to take the word of someone who makes a living bending the truth.
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Nov 29, 2016 16:36
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Lawyers are actually preoccupied with rigorous definitions and classifications but whatever
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Nov 29, 2016 16:42
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euphronius posted:Lawyers are actually preoccupied with rigorous definitions and classifications but whatever then you of all people should know about the footnote in the Bakke decision setting legal precedent for lemon bars to be cookies, the Mrs. Fields Test
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euphronius posted:Lawyers are actually preoccupied with rigorous definitions and classifications but whatever ppshhh what are you a lawyer
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at least until the Trump court (named for the unprecedented move of a sitting president deposes the sitting chief justice in favor of appointing himself to the position) overturns Bakke
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"Will killing Harambe end racism? Will it end sexism? Then why do it?" says Hillary Clinton.
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Nov 29, 2016 16:54
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ok who did this
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Nanomashoes posted:"Will killing Harambe end racism? Will it end sexism? Then why do it?" says Hillary Clinton. when you consider the best take, that making harambe jokes was because black people are like gorillas with silly names, perhaps... the wokest choice would have been to let the hell ape survive
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Nov 29, 2016 16:56
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are lemon bars open-faced sandwiches?
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Nov 29, 2016 16:58
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zegermans posted:ok who did this what's the uranium part about I remember there was one guy in ye olde Bernie Threade whose username was some metallic element or other, and he was super defensive about all the exciting industrial and scientific uses that element had, and he got really unironically mad if you made fun of him for it, but I don't think it was uranium
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zegermans posted:ok who did this imagine getting owned by a post-election Hillary supporter so hard you spend money giving him a kind of cool new yorker av with red text under it explaining exactly how he owned you
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Nov 29, 2016 17:01
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The question of whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable went all the way to the Supreme Court The court rightly decided that while a tomato is a fruit for the purposes of trade it is a vegetable
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Al! posted:imagine getting owned by a post-election Hillary supporter so hard you spend money giving him a kind of cool new yorker av with red text under it explaining exactly how he owned you Come on now I thought democrats had advanced past owning people
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i buy all avatars i am the puppetmaster hahahahahaha
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Come on now I thought democrats had advanced past owning people My view may be in the minority since they expected their property to vote for them Quote does not equal edit
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Come on now I thought democrats had advanced past owning people thats why its so funny
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:My view may be in the minority since they expected their property to vote for them 
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GlyphGryph posted:Are fig newtons cookies?  Somebody feels strongly enough that the answer is "no" that they made sure it was included in Wikipedia. That person was not me.
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Nov 29, 2016 17:09
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Fit newtons are merely over pastried tarts
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Thoguh posted:
It's fruit and cake r tard
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loquacius posted:what's the uranium part about I was in-eloquently pointing out in DnD that a lot of Bernie supporters were unironically linking to Breitbart (Clinton sold our Uranium to Russia!) throughout the primaries, and the absurdity of it made me less dismissive of horseshoe theory. I would have preferred a cute corn cob tbh.
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Thoguh posted:
was it you though
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Turdfuzz posted:yes
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Karl Barks posted:i'm everyone in this article quote:“I wanted to bring some kind of humanity to her campaign, because I think humanity and love and humor tend to get lost when we’re in the heat of all of this,” says Celia Rowlson-Hall, 32, a New York-based choreographer who’s worked on HBO’s “Girls” and other TV shows and music videos. She and her Washington, D.C.-based friend, hiphop choreographer Crishon Landers, created the pantsuit dance, and Rowlson-Hall directed the video with her partner, Mia Lidofsky, an independent film producer. The couple met on the set of “Girls.” Can somebody edit that "The Jews did this" gif to say "Lena Dunham did this"? TIA.
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zegermans posted:ok who did this what about horseshoe crab theory thats what i want to know about
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Dancing to make monsters feel emotions is literally the plot to an anime video game these idiots thought they could dance their way to a Clinton victory lmao forever
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Nov 29, 2016 17:23
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bump_fn posted:what about horseshoe crab theory thats what i want to know about That just involves peanut butter and a very angry Pollster on a Saturday night.
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Nov 29, 2016 17:24
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Hey if you guys haven't seen Green Room I would recommend it. It's basically effete punks learning how to use violence to protect themselves from very "economically anxious" Trump supporters. A fitting movie.
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Dancing to make monsters feel emotions is literally the plot to an anime video game these idiots thought they could dance their way to a Clinton victory lmao forever quote:There’s nothing like dance to convey enthusiasm and energy, so it’s a natural political tool. The fact that it’s rarely used to rally voters–and even more rarely used so well–is what makes this video feel so fresh. hahahahah a journalist wrote this sincerely
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Nov 29, 2016 17:26
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Man, with that dance thing, the Onion isn't even parody anymore, they're just one step ahead of reality. On the subject of cookies, I was at a meeting a few months back where someone had made cupcakes using brownie mix. The result was really tough and chewy, but still delicious. How the heck do you classify that?
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I'll take a milder position that the dance thing probably didn't actually hurt the campaign, but that there was way too much focus on stuff like that and not enough on "hey, maybe do a little actual campaigning somewhere other than the ticket line for Hamilton".
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Swan Oat posted:hahahahah a journalist wrote this sincerely how in the gently caress did we win any noncoastal states at all
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The DNC's 2020 strategy will just be Elite Beat Agents
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I think if you're struggling economically, seeing 170 people dancing happily endorsing a candidate might turn you off of them. It's like how people complain about food stamps and how recipients have it "so much better" than them and they don't have to work. It just reinforces that poo poo that their lives are so good they are literally dancing to keep it the same way while you suffer
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loquacius posted:how in the gently caress did we win any noncoastal states at all
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