TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/803656678512164864

Crazy fascists like each other?!?

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:57

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# ? May 20, 2024 15:25

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

lookit those brave heroes bravely acting heroesque

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:57

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

crazy cloud posted:

#calexit

we are gonna take our weed and our oustanding produce and wine and mexican food and mexicans

and our democratic supermajorities in the state legislature

and just gently caress off, if the other states really don't want our economic and cultural output oh yeah we have most tv and movie studios too

the other 49 states can basically frig right off lmfao

as long as you take Jed York with you :argh:

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:58

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

flerp posted:

So once trump's out of the white house, will there be a america is great now hat?

hats will be banned because covering your head is just a slippery slope towards allowing people to wear burqas

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:58

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

ymgve posted:

That's like saying "it isnt the fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end". Wastewater disposal is a direct consequence of the fracking industry.

did yall even glance at the page? they specifically address this

quote:

Fact 3: Wastewater is produced at all oil wells, not just hydraulic fracturing sites.
Most wastewater currently disposed of across the nation is generated and produced in the process of oil and gas extraction. As discussed above, saltwater is produced as a byproduct during the extraction process. This wastewater is found at nearly every oil and gas extraction well.

The other main constituent of wastewater is leftover hydraulic fracturing fluid. Once hydraulic fracturing is completed, drilling engineers extract the fluids that are remaining in the well. Some of this recovered hydraulic fracturing fluid is used in subsequent fracking operations, while some of it is disposed of in deep wells.

Fact 4: The content of the wastewater injected in disposal wells is highly variable.
In many locations, wastewater has little or nothing to do with hydraulic fracturing. In Oklahoma, less than 10% of the water injected into wastewater disposal wells is used hydraulic fracturing fluid. Most of the wastewater in Oklahoma is saltwater that comes up along with oil during the extraction process.

In contrast, the fluid disposed of near earthquake sequences that occurred in Youngstown, Ohio, and Guy, Arkansas, consisted largely of spent hydraulic fracturing fluid.

regular oil drilling produces wastewater as well, it isn't just fracking, and in places fracking is only a small % of the wastewater

Fuck You And Diebold fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Nov 29, 2016

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:58

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

AceRimmer posted:

You've been visited by the Ghost of General Sherman
good times and dead Confederates will come to you
but only if you post "death to traitors, long live the Union"

lol

DTA, long live Satan

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:58

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Kazak_Hstan posted:

as long as you take Jed York with you

Oh if we can take (((York))) City only sure but we have enough inland hicks without having to absorb whatever upstate insanity goes on there

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:00

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

zegermans posted:

That guy could use a face covering.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:01

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

TildeATH posted:

That guy could use a face covering.

like a hood with eyeholes or something

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:01

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Cali will solve their water problems after throwing off the chains of american industry preventing them from disrupting the system

A soylent for every poor, an uber for every homeless

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:02

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

triple sulk posted:

this thank you tour is not gonna go well, is it

I will be amazed if the rallies happen without serious fights between pumped up attendees and protesters.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:02

Serf: May 5, 2011

Neurolimal posted:

Cali will solve their water problems after throwing off the chains of american industry preventing them from disrupting the system

A soylent for every poor, an uber for every homeless

easy there Justine Tunney

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:03

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Con: all games without at least one disruptor are banned, cali cyberbullied in dota by russian children, mass breakdowns

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:03

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

I don't know anything about Chao, is she a grifter? Because Transportation Sec is a prime grifting spot with Trump's trillion dollar giveaway plan.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:03

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

stupid question, if she's not already she will be soon

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:04

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

people sure would get mad when their food prices sky rocket after California left the union. of course, they'd probably just react by wanting to nuke California

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:04

sweart gliwere: Jul 5, 2005; _{better to die an evil wizard,

than to live as a grand one.}; Pillbug

flerp posted:

So once trump's out of the white house, will there be a america is great now hat?

Face America's Greatness
Celebrate Unitedstates' Neverending Triumph
Regain American Hoards Of Wealth from Abroad

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:04

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Secretary of Honey Bill Mitchell

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:04

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

I actually agree that Federalist 68 is clear that the Electoral College was specifically written to avoid a Trump presidency, but just fuckin lol at the lovely Hamilton Electors:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1UQrWatJ3g

Like, okay, under the influence of foreign powers is definitely a good reason to get rid of Trump (Buenos Aires, Saudi Arabia), but at the end it's just the same loving poo poo from the campaign like "I could shoot someone on fifth avenue and still win" like that's going to be convincing this time? No, dumbass. Point out that he literally is planning on conducting business with foreign powers while president.

Just Jesus loving Christ Democrats.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:05

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I'm beginning to think that nothing matters anymore :coolspot:

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:05

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

Spoondick posted:

like a hood with eyeholes or something

Even his eyes are creepy.

I like that KKK members are just white male burkabis.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:05

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

sweart gliwere posted:

Face America's Greatness
Celebrate Unitedstates' Neverending Triumph
Regained American Hoards Of Wealth from Abroad

one of these abbreviations is not like the other

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:05

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Kazak_Hstan posted:

I don't know anything about Chao, is she a grifter? Because Transportation Sec is a prime grifting spot with Trump's trillion dollar giveaway plan.

She's generally considered the reason we lost the safety regulations in West Virginia that killed all those miners.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:06

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

comingafteryouall posted:

people sure would get mad when their food prices sky rocket after California left the union. of course, they'd probably just react by wanting to nuke California

lol i read some post about #calexit elsewhere a bit back about how many nukes california should keep as a nuclear deterrent against the united states

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:08

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

If being under foreign influence was an actual concern most federal officials would be ousted the first time they are asked about Israel

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:07

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/803657476835082240
woo

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:07

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/803642010729115648

poo poo, they're having an affair

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:09

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/803657476835082240
woo

Ledes from 2019:

And the massive stock market crash to 6000 means that Trump Inc. Great Health, which bought the largest share of Medicare in the Patriot Healthcare Freedom Greatness Act of 2017 has declared bankruptcy. Trump, when reached for comment, has suggested people just declare bankruptcy too, bing bing bong so simple.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:13

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/803661789393289216
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/803662755190415361

this has been a trend the entire transition

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:15

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/803642010729115648

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:16

sweart gliwere: Jul 5, 2005; _{better to die an evil wizard,

than to live as a grand one.}; Pillbug

pathetic little tramp posted:

Ledes from 2019:

And the massive stock market crash to 6000 means that Trump Inc. Great Health, which bought the largest share of Medicare in the Patriot Healthcare Freedom Greatness Act of 2017 has declared bankruptcy. Trump, when reached for comment, has suggested people just declare bankruptcy too, bing bing bong so simple.

Trump engineered his 1990s losses, just to make sure the entire US Treasury would be OPM

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:17

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/803661789393289216
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/803662755190415361

this has been a trend the entire transition

What do they mean by "consistently faster, more detailed in their readouts"? What are they saying/implying?

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:17

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/jenniferdaniel/status/803642951435857920

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:18

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Nenonen posted:

poo poo, they're having an affair

Gimme that ooze Teddy boy

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:19

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/803618270477590530

Wait... I thought the tweet was part of his plan to rile people up so the table is set for the move he's planning to make 300 turns from now.

He's definitely not just tweeting reactionary bullshit based on whatever's annoyed him in the last few minutes, that's not how puppet masters work people.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 19:19