PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

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KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

throw to first drat IT posted:

Oh my god its a lemon meme

# ? Nov 29, 2016 15:22

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# ? May 24, 2024 23:35

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

That "We Are Number One" song has the catchiest music ever. It's been stuck in my head for days

# ? Nov 29, 2016 15:25

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Tiny Lowtax posted:

That "We Are Number One" song has the catchiest music ever. It's been stuck in my head for days

I've been going back and forth between that and "I Got Bills" for like a week now. It's the weirdest playlist

# ? Nov 29, 2016 15:26

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEYQ21828U

# ? Nov 29, 2016 15:45

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

KoRMaK posted:

Oh my god its a lemon meme

It's a Super Sour Ball meme, noob.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 15:48

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

twoday posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEYQ21828U

i prefer this one, personally: *:･ﾟ𝓦𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 ｎｕｍｂｅｒｏｎｅ *:･ﾟ✧ ミームは本物です［Ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ］

# ? Nov 29, 2016 15:49

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I-shRI7aRA

# ? Nov 29, 2016 15:50

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Tiny Lowtax posted:

That "We Are Number One" song has the catchiest music ever. It's been stuck in my head for days

Hmm, clear signs of brewing mental illness. Please consult a memedoctor as soon as possible

# ? Nov 29, 2016 15:51

super size soft serve: Aug 28, 2011; You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

twoday posted:

This is how Dutch colonists named animals, and consequently why a lot of animals have weird names in English (as loanwords from Dutch)

Aardvark = Earthpig
Leopard = Lionhorse
Meerkat = multicat
Wildebeest = wildbeast
Reebok (Dutch word for gazelle) = deargoat
Dodo (bastardization of "Doodars") = knotass (for the knot of feathers on its rear end)

Dutch 'meerkat' refers to a different animal than English 'meerkat', though. English 'meerkat' is Dutch 'stokstaartje' (lit: 'stick-tail').

# ? Nov 29, 2016 16:08

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Also I'm no expert but those interpretations of "meer" and "pard" are new to me.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 16:21

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

KoRMaK posted:

Oh my god its a lemon meme

Suddenly I want a lemon party...

Wait.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 17:18

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

Tiny Lowtax posted:

That "We Are Number One" song has the catchiest music ever. It's been stuck in my head for days

Yeah same

I think I need medical help

# ? Nov 29, 2016 17:20

MichiganCubbie: Dec 11, 2008; I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

The Ape of Naples posted:

Suddenly I want a lemon party...

Wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bvHlb2Fe8

# ? Nov 29, 2016 17:33

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Tiny Lowtax posted:

That "We Are Number One" song has the catchiest music ever. It's been stuck in my head for days

It owns, but of course I am a mentally ill ska liker in general.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 17:51

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

Phlegmish posted:

It owns, but of course I am a mentally ill ska liker in general.

It really is a good song

# ? Nov 29, 2016 17:52

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LQdTum14a4

# ? Nov 29, 2016 21:10

Captain Jesus: Feb 26, 2009; What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

boscoman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

After listening to this I found out Garfunkel and Oates predicted Ken Bone in 2009:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:03

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Data Graham posted:

Also I'm no expert but those interpretations of "meer" and "pard" are new to me.

Pard is a paard, a horse, like a nijlpaard (Nile horse aka hippopotamus). I still go to my Dutch butcher in Amsterdam every other week and buy paardevlees (horse meat). Leo is also not the current or past Dutch spelling for lion, which is "leeuw" but it's pronounced close to "leo" so "leeuwpaard" would be transcribed by an Englishman as leopard.

Meer in Dutch means "more." It might also be related to a verb for looking, so they may be "starecats." In English the word cat is not usually spelled with a k, but a c. Even in olden times. The fact that the Dutch have a different word for it now does not exclude the possibility that they used to call it a "meerkat" and that was then adapted by the English before the Dutch renamed it.

Also, keep in mind that there were no spelling conventions in the age of exploration in the Netherlands or England.

Ugh, I guess I will look up the etymology.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:05

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Captain Jesus posted:

After listening to this I found out Garfunkel and Oates predicted Ken Bone in 2009:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:05

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

quote:

leopard (n.)
late 13c. (early 13c. as a surname), "large cat of the wooded country of Africa and South Asia," from Old French lebard, leupart "leopard," heraldic or real (12c., Modern French l�opard), from Late Latin leopardus, literally "lion-pard, lion-panther" (the animal was thought in ancient times to be a hybrid of these two species), from Greek leopardos, from leon "lion" (see lion) + pardos "male panther," which generally is said to be connected to Sanskrit prdakuh "panther, tiger."

Largest spotted cat of the Old World, the name later also was applied to big cats in the Americas. The word is widespread in Europe: Dutch luipaard, German, Danish leopard, Spanish, Italian leopardo. Middle English spelling variants included lubard, lebarde, lypard, lyepart. Proverbial references to its inability to change its spots are from Jeremiah xiii.23. In Middle English the word is used often in heraldry, but there it refers to a lion passant gardant (as on the emblem of Edward the Black Prince).

looks like I was wrong, but the lion part is correct. I thought 'pard' was related to 'paard' (horse) because it ran fast. But no

quote:

meerkat (n.)
late 15c., "monkey," from Dutch meerkat "monkey" (related to Old High German mericazza), apparently from meer "lake" + kat "cat." But compare Hindi markat, Sanskrit markata "ape," which might serve as a source of a Teutonic folk-etymology, even though the word was in Germanic before any known direct contact with India. First applied to the small South African mammals in 1801.

also totally wrong about this one, but it is indeed of Dutch origins
:smuggo:

why am I doing this in the meme thread

twoday has a new favorite as of 22:27 on Nov 29, 2016

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:10

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

corrected historically and etymologically accurate Dutch to English loanword memes:

E: this one doesnt exist in english but I don't care anymore

twoday has a new favorite as of 22:31 on Nov 29, 2016

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:12

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMjdkEA9jM8

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:37

married but discreet: May 7, 2005; Taco Defender

twoday posted:

That's a cheetah you absolute idiot fucker moron

edit: bitch

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:40

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

You're right, the spots are not in the correct clustering pattern. Goddamit, google image search lied to me, I typed in leopard, I swear!

I am now at this moment truly an idiot moron and a bitch. My theories have been disproven; I failed you and everyone else in the meme thread.

Off to commit seppuku I guess

twoday has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Nov 29, 2016

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hard counter posted:

this is too dank, I can't handle it

# ? Nov 30, 2016 00:37

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hard counter posted:

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Say Nothing posted:

Bunch of little guys who want to be BIG GUYS

# ? Nov 30, 2016 01:51

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Phlegmish posted:

It owns, but of course I am a mentally ill ska liker in general.

fellow rude boy!

# ? Nov 30, 2016 01:58

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twoday posted:

This is exactly what it is in German. Same with on the previous page about the toad, turtle, and sea turtle. That's the name for those animals in German.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 02:02

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

If we're talking German, the word for glove is "hand shoe".

# ? Nov 30, 2016 02:07

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Requesting someone link me to lemon party, tubgirl, and goatse. My girlfriend has somehow never seen them and googling just brings me memes about them.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 02:12

Kramdar: Jun 21, 2005; Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

Pesticide20 posted:

Requesting someone link me to lemon party, tubgirl, and goatse. My girlfriend has somehow never seen them and googling just brings me memes about them.

Isn't it just lemon party dot org and like rotten dot com slash fecal japan ? I don't know about Goatse.

# ? Nov 30, 2016 02:45