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Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

BgRdMchne posted:

He's talking about this, I think.



Does this guy currently work in NYC? I think he's a lead engineer at my start up lol

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Does this guy currently work in NYC? I think he's a lead engineer at my start up lol

If your startup is showing signs of imminent failure then yes, it's him.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Rough Lobster posted:

If your startup is showing signs of imminent failure then yes, it's him.

On the plus side, he'll sit calmly in the aftermath of that impending failure

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

quote:



Oh poo poo, I have met that pink thing at a scifi convention. Before you ask, yes, that is a cis man under there.



They seemed nice at least, so I guess I can't judge them too hard.


Just a little judging. Softly.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Does this guy currently work in NYC? I think he's a lead engineer at my start up lol

Does your startup design portable vomit bags that hang around your neck? If so, that might be him.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Can you imagine the bathroom after that fat piece of poo poo uses it

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Arcsquad12 posted:

How does that even happen?

I would imagine by never wiping your goddamn hands :cry: uurrghh it makes me nauseous, I'm not usually grossed out by small messes but dirt/grime/build-up in crevices makes me wanna puke

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Nostradingus posted:

On the plus side, he'll sit calmly in the aftermath of that impending failure
Nah he'll end up passed out in the backyard wearing someone else's shirt and later someone will cover him with a blanket out of sympathy.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

The Snoo posted:

I would imagine by never wiping your goddamn hands :cry: uurrghh it makes me nauseous, I'm not usually grossed out by small messes but dirt/grime/build-up in crevices makes me wanna puke

You're lucky I don't have any of does grimy keyboard pics on hand!

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

The Snoo posted:

I would imagine by never wiping your goddamn hands :cry: uurrghh it makes me nauseous, I'm not usually grossed out by small messes but dirt/grime/build-up in crevices makes me wanna puke

Eat Doritos -> scratch balls -> handle mouse -> repeat for 8 hours a day for years

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Does your startup design portable vomit bags that hang around your neck? If so, that might be him.

By "my" I meant the one I work at. I make 35,000 a year and can't pay student loans.

When I quit I'll put that pic in the company wide Slack and see what happens

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Dreddout posted:

You're lucky I don't have any of does grimy keyboard pics on hand!

I'm sure someone could pull up the classic "keyboard goop" for you

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

Arcsquad12 posted:

How does that even happen?

sticking your fingers in a pile of poo poo.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

I'm the muscle memory to draw porn with out being able to see the paper.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I see you went on the Franco American tour as well.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Florida Men!

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Scathach posted:

Florida Men!



One of these things is not like the others
One of these things, doesn't belong

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



I dont know why but this gif always makes me laugh.

the dogs like a spaghetti dispenser!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Scathach posted:

Florida Men!



Oh poo poo, it's Half-a-Head!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7bFA66RjB4

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Half Head recently got arrested for attempted murder.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


He's like a Dick Tracy villain benchwarmer.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Scathach posted:

Florida Men!



My name is Michael Weston, I used to be a spy until I became a Florida mugshot.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Scathach posted:

Florida Men!



Hey now, two, possibly three, of those are women.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011


this never gets tiring

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

AlbieQuirky posted:

Half Head recently got arrested for attempted murder.

The attempt murder ain't gonna stick. The arson is.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:



this never gets tiring

This is beautiful

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

AUG Thread: My Hands Smell Like Colon

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
AUG THREAD: Colon is in the air , everywhere I look around.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I know this is from a while ago, but this is pretty much the best possible Xandir P. Whifflebottom cosplay, in terms of lanky weird body-ness. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Drawn_Together_characters#Xandir_P._Wifflebottom

Of course, the kind of person who's over the age of twelve and actually enjoys Drawn Together is pretty AUG.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah well you just trap-sprung yourself :v:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Hihohe posted:

I dont know why but this gif always makes me laugh.

the dogs like a spaghetti dispenser!

Click the picture for sound effects.

RandomZero
Aug 22, 2010


Well, at least his mom cut his hot dogs up for him.

BgRdMchne posted:

He's talking about this, I think.


Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.











Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
what the gently caress is wrong with that sword

what the gently caress is wrong with that pillowfucker

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with that sword

what the gently caress is wrong with that pillowfucker

The answer to both of these questions is anime.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
AUG Thread: the dogs like a spaghetti dispenser!

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

At least he admits it's a disease.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



I recently saw this, which reminded me of that one



but I guess it's slightly less awkward because apparently the guy is the creator of whoever that character is, and the kid is his own.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ReidRansom posted:

I recently saw this, which reminded me of that one



but I guess it's slightly less awkward because apparently the guy is the creator of whoever that character is, and the kid is his own.

That's actually more awkward.

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