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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
In Mother Russia, coon domesticates you

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McPantserton
Jan 19, 2005

IRONICALLY SWEALTERING
Today I am thankful for this thread

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
The one with the raccoon wallpaper says "Racoons' house" :3:

Everyone should have that wallpaper.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
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Baronjutter posted:

I hope we can get better genetic engineering tech soon to skip the whole thousands of years of selective breeding to fully domesticate animals thing.

Seriously, there's no way a raccoon can gently caress you up as bad as a wolf, and we've got that poo poo locked down.

Somebody get on this.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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ENJOYING

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Bonus Round

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

http://i.imgur.com/ya3D6CS.mp4

Raccoon House

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Nuevo posted:

Seriously, there's no way a raccoon can gently caress you up as bad as a wolf, and we've got that poo poo locked down.

Somebody get on this.

Get some floppy ears up in here.

Man's new best friend? A forgotten Russian experiment in fox domestication

TLDR: Russian geneticist in the 50s decides to see just how it would take to create a breed of silver fox (notoriously difficult to keep due to their aggression) capable of being kept as a pet. It took just 40 generations of selectively breeding the individuals least aggressive to their captors to get "foxes (which) were more eager to hang out with humans, whimpered to attract attention, and sniffed and licked their caretakers. They wagged their tails when they were happy or excited. (Does that sound at all like your pet dog?) Further, their fear response to new people or objects was reduced, and they were more eager to explore new situations. Many of the domesticated foxes had floppy ears, short or curly tails, extended reproductive seasons, changes in fur colouration, and changes in the shape of their skulls, jaws, and teeth. They also lost their "musky fox smell."

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Gorilla Salad posted:

Get some floppy ears up in here.

Man's new best friend? A forgotten Russian experiment in fox domestication

TLDR: Russian geneticist in the 50s decides to see just how it would take to create a breed of silver fox (notoriously difficult to keep due to their aggression) capable of being kept as a pet. It took just 40 generations of selectively breeding the individuals least aggressive to their captors to get "foxes (which) were more eager to hang out with humans, whimpered to attract attention, and sniffed and licked their caretakers. They wagged their tails when they were happy or excited. (Does that sound at all like your pet dog?) Further, their fear response to new people or objects was reduced, and they were more eager to explore new situations. Many of the domesticated foxes had floppy ears, short or curly tails, extended reproductive seasons, changes in fur colouration, and changes in the shape of their skulls, jaws, and teeth. They also lost their "musky fox smell."

Read a NatGeo article about this a few years ago. You summed it up really well. The behaviour changes over the generations was documented well. Fascinating stuff.

I don't know how relevant it is but I live in Tasmania with the 'Tasmanian Devils' and there are a lot of rehab programs for them and a quarantine project because there is an infectious tumour disease spreading through them in the wild. Only a small handful in captivity and many of those are injured wild being rehab'd for release.

Anyway, long story short but their zoological descriptions say they are incapable of affection I guess due to their wild nature/brains etc. Particularly with humans, but there have been articles appearing locally recently with carers who are raising/looking after them that are saying that newer generations of captive quarantined devils are beginning to show affection/play/approach of humans. Nothing as close as the foxes or raccoons/canine equivalents but stil traits that contradict the species as they are loving savage. They are carnivorous marsupials and severely vicious, but interesting that even these savage creatures are showing behaviour shifts in these programs.




((tassie devils are carnivorous scavengar marsupials. Lots of them get hit by cars because they are attracted to roadkill. More or less an apex predfator in tasmania as we don't have many carnivorous species down here. THey have a distant relative in the quoll which is like a small possum/cat animal that is critically endangered and also the now supposedly extinct Tasmanian Tiger. Under thread from introduced cats and dogs. Fair bit of interesting reading on Tasmanian devils/tigers/quolls etc

sorry to derail

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Devils are cool.

Insane.

Magnificent.

Bloody minded.

Bastards.

:allears:


Also, incurable viral face cancer is terrifying and needs all the research money we can throw at it. Hate to think of a world where something like that could affect people at similar rates.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Gorilla Salad posted:

Devils are cool.

Insane.

Magnificent.

Bloody minded.

Bastards.

:allears:


Also, incurable viral face cancer is terrifying and needs all the research money we can throw at it. Hate to think of a world where something like that could affect people at similar rates.

Absolutely. They are a rare treasure and definitely worth protecting because Tassie is a tiny place.

Feel free to make a small donation.


http://www.tassiedevil.com.au/tasdevil.nsf/folder/_makeadonation

Tassie devils are basically zombie coons :3

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

Gorilla Salad posted:

Devils are cool.

Insane.

Magnificent.

Bloody minded.

Bastards.

:allears:


Also, incurable viral face cancer is terrifying and needs all the research money we can throw at it. Hate to think of a world where something like that could affect people at similar rates.

Humans don't make a habit of trying to bite each other's faces off though.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Semisponge posted:

Humans don't make a habit of trying to bite each other's faces off though.

Just one of our many flaws.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
Elephants are being born without being able to grow tusks because of the evolutionary pressure caused by poaching for ivory.

Kind of interesting in a horrible way

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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metricchip
Jul 16, 2014


That raccoon is making the "god mom, you're so embarrassing..." face.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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I was thinking more like "moooooom I don't wanna go to schooooool"

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe
Why'd you make me wear the PINK harness? Brad HATES the pink harness!

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Jun 14, 2015

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

goose willis posted:

I was thinking more like "moooooom I don't wanna go to schooooool"

I'm gettin more of a gollum vibe

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Annual Gift Panda posted:

I'm gettin more of a gollum vibe

IT BURNS US, IT FREEZES! :byodame:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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quote:

"Mom, don't leave me in here!" - haha, I left her when I stopped to get a redbox.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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In honor of this being my 4000th post on this bléssed website here is a browser-destroying GIF of a fat raccoon being thoroughly jiggled

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


hump day

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Philosophical question here: Would a European Racoon be a Eurotrash Panda?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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Yes

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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What is this game

Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

cannot be unseen
Taco Defender

goose willis posted:

What is this game

That would be Anarcute. I have no idea if it's any good, but it looks fun.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Picayune posted:

That would be Anarcute. I have no idea if it's any good, but it looks fun.

Yep. It's cute and the soundtrack is amazing but it's one of the few indie titles to be Xbox exclusive on consoles so nobody played it.

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Jun 14, 2015

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Jun 14, 2015

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Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

nice & naughty devil or angle

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Jun 14, 2015

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to


A camera, in the woods? Time for me to be a star!

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

twistedmentat posted:



A camera, in the woods? Time for me to be a star!

He's photobombing those deer :kimchi:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

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Jun 14, 2015

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I decided to search for "raccoon New Years" in Russian and these were my results:
















Helping the old Russian ladies :unsmith:





"Raccoon stole my smartphone and took a video of himself"



"For those of you who don't know what to give me on Christmas, give me a raccoon"


Technically it says New Years but NY is like Russian Christmas, sort of. Anyways just go by what I quoted.


Apparently there are a lot of raccoon-themed notebooks in Russia. Like Japan has anime notebooks, Russia has raccoon ones.

"A notebook of my various happinesses. SLEEPY RACCOON"



"THE RACOON IS COOKING!" He says: "needs more ice cream!" And "MUNCH!" ('A notebook for your recipes' is what it says on the side)




:ussr: :ussr: :ussr:

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